well the headline read "uk lottery winner buys all her sisters titties". i have pondered this for a couple of days mostly because some of the headlines seemed like they were puting this woman down for doing it. after much deliberation i cant find a problem with what she did. look around you right now. how many woman wouldnt look better with a whole new rack. i happen to love big ol fake titties. i love to say "big ol fake titties....hell i like to type the phrase for that matter. i know its popular to say that real are better but thats rarely true. hell i wish someone would buy me some thin. if one of my brothers won and got me some lipo...i'd be tickled. i think this women is doing the world a service by making a number of boobs (including her own) look better.
keeping in this vein, nichole kidman wants to get pregnant because she would like bigger boobs. what a goddamn idiot she is. she got the money to by some big ol fake titties. just do it already. actually i think shes so hot that is all she needs. and i'm sure this child would get alot of love. thanks for the titties, what you want to nurse, i hardly know you. just looking at her, she does not give you the impression that she has alot of love in her. lets ask tom cruise how loving she is.
the war in iraq is quickly spiraling out of control. 25 us sevicemen died needlessly this last week alone and litterally dozens of iraqi citizens. car bombs are going of at a rate we havent seen. condie rice can spout the the republican party line all she wants but she cant spin this one straight. as i have said before its easier to beat up some half assed army that it is to occupy another country. my heart goes out to all the parents of those servicemen and women that died so bush's friends can make more oil profits here at home. i hope that if there is a hell that there is a special place set aside for the bush family.
alright, i'm tired of talking to you'all. go and get to work
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Like the old joke goes:
Her: "Honey, I want bigger boobs"
Him: "Well rub some toilet paper between them."
Her: "How will that work?"
Him: "It worked for your ass didn't it?"
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