a theater in kentucky (another red state ?) has banned the movie monster in law because, get this, jane fonda is in it. you might guess that it is because of poor acting by her co-star j-lo (somehow i dont think she'll be getting an academy award this year ) or janes dried up features but no its because of things she did during the vietnam war. wasnt she there in the late sixties or early seventies? most of the people who were alive then cant even use a computer. alright mr. theater owner...you showed her. way to teach her a lesson. what a goddamn idiot he must be...but dont forget , this is kentucky. they liked bush so reality there is really just a concept. and i just love these people who blame vietnam on jane. sure shes an asshole...just like you and me. if you care to blame anyone blame our politicians who dragged us into that swirling, sucking eddy of despair or our military leaders who would go and bomb those people back to the stone age or lbj who didnt have the balls to get us out because it might make him look weak and left the pow's there to rot. dont blame jane fonda...thats just stupid.
ellen degeneres has now said that she was molested when she was 17 by a stepfather. i wonder if that will affect her relationship with men later in life at all. i think i could have told you that story and i dont even know her. i think alot of lesbians have had some bad expirence with men in their younger days. now dont get all huffy...i didnt say all of them. i love lesbians. i think i am a lesbian personally. ellen also said that anne heche broke her heart. well she seems to have gotten over that. portia de rossi will have that effect on you. de rossi is like ellen's trophy wife....and what a catch she is. you would be hard pressed to find a broad that hot. i really dont think that i'm the only one who would like to ellen and portia do a duet on the vibrators.......am i?
theres alot of talk regarding national id's lately. i dont like this idea. its big brother and 1984 happening right before our eyes. this isnt really going to stop terrorism. the same unmotivated screeners at the airport that dont check your id and bags now wont do it with the new id either. the republican party is quickly becoming the nazi party in this country. i dont want my government to tell me what i can watch on tv or hear on the radio. hell , we are about a month from book burnings. red states beware....once the government takes away hbo and howard stern they are going to go after screwing sheep and marrying your sister (thats hitting you right where you live guys).
two funny blogs www.ifuckedanncoulterintheass.com and www.backinanncoultersasssaddleagain.com . i hope i got those right. funny stuff there and i am hoping those titles are prophetic too.
well the days young and i'm not so time to get to work. you should too.