Thursday, November 30, 2006

Something to keep in mind......

Let's all shop at Sears!!!
I assume you have all seen the reports about how Sears is treating its reservist employees who are called up? By law, they are required to hold their jobs open and available, but nothing more. Usually, people take a big pay cut and lose benefits as a result of being called up.. Sears is voluntarily paying the difference in salaries and maintaining all benefits, including medical insurance and bonus programs, for all called up reservist employees for up to two years. I submit that Sears is an exemplary corporate citizen and should be recognized for its contribution.Suggest we all shop at Sears, and be sure to find a manager to tell them why we are there so the company gets the positive reinforcement it well deserves.

i doubt that wal-mart would do the same. at this time its unbelievable that acompany would do this and as such should be rewarded.

i looked this up on snopes and it is true.


i know your all waiting on me to comment on kramer and i didnt want to until i saw where the chips would here goes nothing.
ok so kramer lost it in a comedy club. the people came in and he thought they were making too much noise. ok, so he dropped the n-bomb what ah.......thousand times. so what. maybe he thought he was making a rap video. watch the shows from the apollo and you hear "nigga" used a million times. does that make it right? probably not but if blacks want whites to quit using it then they should start.....dont you think. personally i dont run around calling white people honkies or crackers (even if i'm mad at them) asshole seems to do the job just fine. the jews took their collective feet off of mel gibsons throat now its time for the blacks to do the same to kramer. he apologized. hell, he went on jesse jacksons show and apologized. isnt that enough? everyone is watching the show on youtube and making fun him anyways. hes got down on his knees and kissed your shoes. you showed relax. i'm tired of this story and its taking up too much space and brain power on blogs around the world. this story is so last week now lets just forget it. the guys he yelled at want him to apologize to their faces and then let a judge decide what compensation should be. heres your compensation....did you get your apology? cool, nows heres cab fair ...go home. you won. oh, and on your way drop gloria "fuckin" allred off at ..well....wherever asshole lawyers hang out. i cant remember who said this but a famous man once said "cant we all just get along".

Birds of a feather..........

these two guys havent had a great week have they. tracy morgans, from saturday night, was caught drunk driving in nyc. they offered him a $1000 fine, 5 days community service , a dui prgram and no serving time but alas tracy couldnt accept that plea bargain. see tracy was caught driving drunk in los angeles and accepting this plea would mean admitting guilt which would assuredly get him some time in jail in california. poor tracy blew a 1.261 which is considerably above the .8 thats legal in new york. good for you tracy ...i say go big or dont go at all. of all places to get the only thing more plentiful than lowlifes there is cabs. they are everywhere. of course being black at three in the morning probably means they wont stop for you but least try. seeing that he plays a drunk on 30 rock maybe he can say he was just researching his part.
snoop d to the o to the double g is another case alltogether. snoop was nabbed outside the tonight show after performing with dope and a handgun. it probably didnt help that he performed on the show with a large marijuana leaf symbol across his hand. note to self: if i'm going to be carrying dont advertise. Law enforcement officials are saying the search warrant was conducted as part of an ongoing investigation into the Dogg's arrest earlier this month at the Burbank Airport, after he allegedly tried carrying a gun in a carry-on bag onto a plane. being a genius at rhyming doesnt make you a real einstein now does it. foshizzle. maybe he can get a cell with tracy. one can make the other laugh while he makes up rhymes.
i dont know what it is about these guys throwing their lives away but i do laugh while they do it.
get on with your day and remember......your not tracy or snoop.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

See, religion doesnt make you crazy.......

A Thai Buddhist monk cut off his penis with a machete because he had an erection during meditation and declined to have it reattached, saying he had renounced all earthly cares, a doctor and a newspaper said on Wednesday.
The 35-year-old monk, whose name was withheld for privacy reasons, allowed medical staff at Maharaj hospital, 780 km (480 miles) south of Bangkok to dress his wound, but refused reattachment, hospital chief Prawing Euanontouch said.
"We cleaned up the wound, gave him some stitches, but he declined to have it reattached because he said had abandoned everything," Prawing told Reuters by telephone.
no it doesnt make you crazy. this seems like a perfectly logical response to the erection. that pesky penis wont be bothering him again now will it. no chance of that. and lets be honest ...who hasnt thought of cutting of their johnson. i guess i'm the only one just like i'm the only one who ever pissed their pants or couldnt get an erection at a bachelor party and then killed a hooker. ok, i'm the bad guy i guess. i guess you must applaud his devotion. i mean how much do you have to love meditating to do that. even god is saying "dude, what were you thinking". i really dont think this is what god had in mind for us. i could be wrong about that but because i am a man of the cloth (reverend in the universal life church of modesto california) i think i have an insight into the mind of god......and hes freaking out about this dude.
well i hope this get you through hump day (no pun intended) without to much trauma. now get to work kids

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Just when i thought the world was perfect......

tmz is reporting that pamela anderson is filing for divorce from kid rock. the reason you ask.....irreconcilable differences. what else did you expect. you think that one morning she woke and looked at him and said hes skanky and doesnt have a future. its the reason she left tommy lee. he was over. or maybe kid realized how many guys have been in that dumpster before him. either way this was bound to happen. they lived a lifetime in those four months of weeded bliss. oh well another white trash couple bites the dust. the best part is that this photo will be in gq in january.
no sex tapes of brit and kevin? oh snap. actually i wasnt looking forward to tapes of him fouling her. there was a time when she was every guys wet dream....then it was gone. kevin put the finishing touch on that. a fat used up brittney isnt what i care to look at. she should ask pam how to do it. if anyone made a great sex tape it was her and tommy.

lets get some work done kids. remember its tuesday.

Monday, November 27, 2006

What. no moat................

The NYPD has installed a patrol tower in a Harlem neighborhood in an effort to cut crime in the high-risk neighborhood. The two-story booth tower, called Sky Watch, gives the officer sitting inside a better vantage point from which to monitor the area. Officers in the booth have access to a spotlight, sensors, and four cameras. The tower is portable and can be moved to the areas that need it most. Residents in Harlem say they like the idea, though some wonder if the appearance of Sky Watch has anything to do with the two new luxury condos built on a nearby corner. "There was crime around here before and they never had it. Now all these expensive buildings, it's true,” said one area resident. “But actually it's good though, because then I used to see a lot of crowd here and sometimes I was scared to pass here, but guess what, that doesn't happen anymore. It’s a kind of deterrence and it's good." Police say the Harlem tower was placed there to combat a rise in murders. Sky Watch has also been tested in Crown Heights in Brooklyn where it reduced crime. Police are hoping to have three more towers soon.

it isnt enough. not there. when will the bitching about them putting it in a black neighborhood start. well of course if you want whites to buy the high end condos you must have something for them in the way of security. it would be a shame to buy an expensive condo and then not be able to find a cabbie to take you there. no cabbie in his right mind is taking a fare to harlem.

ok so i made it through the holiday and a wedding and i came out unscathed. people actually asked me what they have to do to get a mention in the blog. the wedding was a little more churchy than i like but it wasnt mine so that was ok. the word submissive was bantered about a little more than some women would have it but if the first impression of the groom is anything hes going to be the submissive one. saying "i do" was his last decision he will be making for a good while.

i hope everyone had a great holiday and got their share of the turkey...i know i did. no fights this year regardless of my brother in law doing his drunken best to start one.

well everyone i must work today. enjoy your monday.

Friday, November 24, 2006

This might not be far from the truth......

VATICAN CITY–Alarmed by rising rates of pleasurable, mutually fulfilling acts of physical love among Catholics, the Vatican issued a statement Monday warning against healthy attitudes toward sex.
Pope John Paul II warns against the dangers of mutually fulfilling acts of love.
"The practice of so-called 'healthy sexuality,' with its emphasis on the spiritual and physical nourishment of consenting partners in a relationship built on mutual respect, has no place in the Holy Roman Catholic Church," the 200-page document read. "Those who have derived pleasure from such non-shame-based practices are not living according to God's law."
The Vatican statement cited 183 different "wholly sinful" sexual acts, including the discrete, occasional manipulation of one's own genitals for pleasure; intercourse positions designed to heighten sensations of ecstasy; and intimate, post-coital cuddling and conversation with a loved one outside the bounds of the marital bed.
The statement also listed 244 phrases which are regarded as blasphemous when uttered in a non-procreative context. Among them: "God, your breasts are beautiful," "I feel so complete when you're inside me," and "I love to watch your belly rise and fall after we make love."
Church officials were quick to praise the Vatican's denouncement of "the brutal transgression against God that is the enjoyment of sex for its own sake."
"In recent years, Catholics the world over have been exposed to a multitude of sexual practices that, if not resisted, could enrich their lives and deepen their enjoyment of their partners," said Cardinal Joaquin Navarro Valls, speaking on behalf of the pope. "As Catholics, we must remain vigilant, doing everything in our powers to resist such urges. Only the Lord's divine redemption can transform sex into a force for goodness by limiting it to the joyless context of married couples who wish to procreate."
A Catholic couple sins.
"The position of the Church is absolute: If two people who are not a married couple endeavoring to have children engage in tension-relieving, life-affirming sex, they are committing a grave sin," Archbishop Edward Egan of New York said. "There is nothing holy about people feeling good about their bodies and themselves."
Catholics are taking the condemnation of modern sexual mores to heart.
"In the seven years we've been married, my wife and I have probably had sex about 1,500 times," said Lowell, MA, resident Bill Metz, 36. "We're extremely attracted to each other, and satisfying each other physically is something we've always enjoyed. Until now, that is. I finally see that what we thought was a fun way to celebrate our love was really an expression of hostility and disrespect toward Jesus."
Metz added that he and his wife plan to have at least 15 children as penance for their physical indulgences.
"This is a major step forward for the church," said Father Thomas Mallory, Deacon of Boston's Our Lady Queen of Peace. "We've seen too much healthy sexuality among Catholics in recent years, which inevitably led to an unholy sense of well-being and contentment. Hopefully, this papal condemnation will put a stop to that."

goddamn i love the onion. go there and you'll get a good laugh. on the other hand, if this were a real story would any of you be shocked. i mean shocked that they said it not shocked that this line of reasoning could be had in the 21st century.

this is just another cheap post because i'm too bloated with turkey and gravy and pie to write besides it just a good quality laugh and what other reason would you come to this site ...except for quality. enjoy your weekend everyone

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Funny headlines...........

these are blurbs from drew curtis' if you havent been there you should go. its funny stuff and he has a knack for this.

Pope-commissioned condom study passes first hurdle: they fit over his hat

Heather Mills McCartney says she'd "rather have all her limbs cut off" than stay married to Sir Paul. Well, one out of four ain't bad

The founding member of the National Hobo Foundation has gone to that great box car in the sky

Only 6 in 10 U.S. babies born in wedlock. The rest born in i-really-like-you-a-whole-lot lock

Bindi Irwin has been getting over father Steve's death just a little too well, psychologist brought in to stop happy thoughts

Paxil activates man's Body Thetans, causing him to embezzle millions. Judge agrees

Men participating in speed dating five percent more likely to meet women for every inch they have on their rivals. In height, you perverts

Bush: "As the Iraqi army stands up, we'll stand down." Generals in charge of training the Iraqi army: "Steven Hawkings has a better chance of standing up than these guys"

as i am too lazy to write something original in this the last post before the blessed holiday of thankgiving i have decided to turn in this little piece of claptrap for you all. its like a best of show or a greatest hits cd. i put in relatively no effort and it still counts as a post. next week i'll have some great shit and i may even have something over the weekend. along with the holiday i have a wedding so i'll be spending some quality time with the in-laws so something funny might happen that just has to be told. if you care to check out the fark site its in my faves list below.

with that in mind i'll tell everyone to enjoy their wednesday. if your like me this is your friday. have a good thanksgiving and remember dont drink and'll spill your drink. pound it down and then get behind the'll thank me later. i think to celebrate the holiday i'm going to steal something from an indian.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

They just dont get it.......

BURNING MAD: When Alton Verm of Conroe, Texas, saw the book his 15-year-old daughter brought home from Caney Creek High School, he wasoutraged. "It's just all kinds of filth," Verm said. It includes suchinflammatory words as "damn" and "hell", and Verm has filed a "Requestfor Reconsideration of Instructional Materials" with the ConroeIndependent School District. He happened to file it during the AmericanLibrary Association's Banned Book Week. "I want to get the book takenout of the class," he said. The book: Ray Bradbury's "Fahrenheit 451",a 1953 novel about a dystopian society where books are banned andburned, freedom of speech is restricted, and critical thought issuppressed. But Verm wouldn't know: he admits he hasn't read the book.(Conroe Courier)

BURNING IRONY II: Harrisonburg (Va.) High School had a display of bannedor "challenged" books to provoke thought about the American LibraryAssociation's annual Banned Books Week. "Had" is the key word here:Harrisonburg Schools Superintendent Donald Ford ordered the displayremoved, since it might encourage students to read them. Books in thedisplay included Twain's "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" and "TheAdventures of Huckleberry Finn", Bradbury's "Fahrenheit 451", "TheDiary of Ann Frank" -- and the Bible. (Harrisonburg Daily News-Record)

well done virginia and texas. i cant believe in this day and age tha t we are talking about banning books. this isnt the middle ages kids. let the religious faithful go to church and everyone else can go to a library. lets see which fills up first. let me say, as a parent, that if your children are influenced so completely by a book or a movie or a band then you arent doing your job as a parent. if you dont like these books then forbid your children to read them but dont tell me or my family what we can and cannot read. the religious right isnt the just is the loudest. the religious right should stick to what they do best....hating women and gays and jews. they seem to be the holy trinity of hate. every kid should be forced to read farenheit 451. it may stop them from being so easily influenced by things like music or groups or.......the church.

isnt it refreshing that fox has pulled the plug on o.j. i think he should have been allowed to tell how he murdered two people. i wouldnt have watched but he should be allowed. i'm not sure why fox pulled the plug seeing as this was going to be a ratings smash. maybe no advertisers wanted to go within a mile of this steaming pile. anyone who is shocked that fox would show this doesnt remember a group of midgets vs. an elephant or whatever they were running a couple of years ago. remember when fox was catching hell for the simpsons. now its their most respectable show.

enjoy your tuesday everyone.

Monday, November 20, 2006


A teenager whose "wicked lies" condemned an innocent man to 10 weeks in prison after falsely claiming she had been raped was locked up for six months today. Katie Davis, 18, had sex with Frank Chisholm at his house after meeting him as he was walking home from a night drinking on 6 March last year. But during a week-long trial at Lewes Crown Court, a jury heard she invented the false rape allegation as she feared she could be pregnant.

ok, look at the picture again. thats right drink it in. she should have been arrested for raping him. how much liquor do you have to drink for her to look pretty? or to even have sex with her? i'm not even sure she was always a woman. feared she could be pregnant? i fear she could be pregnant. please
dont let her add to the gene pool. shes 18? that must have been 18 of the hardest years ever. i cant quit looking at the picture. its hypnotic. her ugliness pulls you in like the tractor beam of the death star.

Courtney Love bares her soul in a new book, and she confirms to ABC News Radio that she'll also bare her body by posing naked in Britain's Pop magazine next month. "This is going to be the next controversy," she told ABC's Dave Alpert, confirming that she had posed for the picture several weeks ago and decided she didn't like the outfits that had been picked out for her. "Just give me some stockings and a pair of high heels and ... that's it," she said she had told the photographer.

i've seen the naked pictures and let me aint pretty. she looks like some used up crack whore they pulled off the street, threw some half assed makeup on her and tossed her in front of a camera. didnt kurt leave you enough money? for god sakes have a kid. think of her. i hope she gets alot of money for this shoot because without cash shes been a bit of a bore lately. why is it always a celeb i really dont care to see naked that is the quickest to lose her clothes.

ivanka trump is posing for every magazine she can these days. if you dont know her its donald trumps daughter. dont get me wrong, shes not bad, shes just not pinup material. if she wasnt the dons daughter then she would be selling these magazines door to door ...not posing in them. shes lisa kudrow with money. she actually kind of looks like donald but with better hair and bigger tits.

short week everyone, make room for turkey.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Would you even argue this..................

Prosecution of a Douglas County case involving alleged sexual contact with a dead deer may hinge on the legal definition of the word “animal.”
Bryan James Hathaway, 20, of Superior faces a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal. He is accused of having sex with a dead deer he saw beside Stinson Avenue on Oct. 11.
A motion filed last week by his attorney, public defender Fredric Anderson, argued that because the deer was dead, it was not considered an animal and the charge should be dismissed.
“The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass,” Anderson wrote.
Judge Michael Lucci heard the motion Tuesday.
“I’m a little surprised this issue hasn’t been tackled before in another case,” Lucci said.
The Webster’s dictionary defines “animal” as “any of a kingdom of living beings,” Anderson said. If you include carcasses in that definition, he said, “you really go down a slippery slope with absurd results.”
When a person’s pet dog dies, he told Lucci, the person still refers to the dog as his or her dog, not a carcass.
“It stays a dog for some time,” Boughner said.
He referred to the criminal complaint, in which Hathaway told police he saw the dead deer in the ditch and moved it into the woods. Hathaway called it a dead deer, Boughner said, not a carcass.
“It did not lose its essence as a deer, an animal, when it died,” he said.
Anderson argued that the statute, which falls under the heading “crimes against sexual morality,” was meant to protect animals. That would be unnecessary in the case of a dead animal.
“If you look at the other crimes that are in this subsection, they all protect against something other than simply things we don’t like or things we find disgusting,” he said.
Other crimes in that subsection include incest, bigamy, public fornication and lewd and lascivious behavior.
Boughner said the focus of the statute was on punishing the human behavior, not protecting animals.
“It does not seem to draw a line between the living and the dead,” he said.
Interpreting the statute to exclude dead animals would also exclude freshly killed animals, Boughner said. That, he said, could lead to people who commit such acts with animals to kill them.
Lucci said he would render a decision by Hathaway’s next court appearance on Dec. 1.
The misdemeanor charge carries a maximum penalty of nine months in jail and a fine of up to $10,000. If convicted, Hathaway could serve a prison term of up to two years because of a previous conviction. In April 2005, Hathaway pleaded no contest to one felony charge of mistreatment of an animal for the shooting death of Bambrick, a 26-year-old horse, to have sex with the animal.

there are so many things wrong here its hard for me to get all my thoughts straight. why would you even want to go to court. once your caught wouldnt you beg the cops to shoot you and bury you and not tell anyone what you were doing? wouldnt you beg the cops to charge you with something less offensive...say like pedophilia? you can just imagine him saying " look shoot me guys and tell them i killed a kid, please". and how hard does his lawyer have to bite his lip not to laugh while using the carcass defense while his client sits there acting all righteous. what lawyer would want this case. how bad do you want money to defend this piece of shit. i hope his lawyer is like lionel hutz on the simpsons.....

Lionel Hutz: Well, the judge kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

i think if this lawyer gets him off he should have to live in the lawyers house for one year. i'm sure when he comes home and this guy has killed his kid and is having sex with it he can refer to his child as the carcass. this wasnt a one time thing. read the last sentence. he killed a horse before to have sex with it. i guess a dead horse doesnt complain.

Pop singer Britney Spears' estranged hubby Kevin Federline has reportedly threatened to go public with the couples honeymoon sex tapes if she fails to make a hefty payout to him and hand custody of their two sons. Britney fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image unless she caves in to his demands for a £16million payoff and custody of their children Sean Preston, one, and Jayden James, eight weeks.

i'm not sure that i wouldnt rather see the movie of the guy having sex with the dead deer. this guy signed, what everyone is reporting, to be a bulleet proof pre-nup with brit. hes going to walk away with about 300k. that might seem like alot to you and i but to a guy whos , reportedly, gone through 30 million of brits money in two years.....that aint enough. good luck kevin, your fifteen minutes of fame is down to about two.

ok everyone. i'm leanin' heavy on the end of the week. enjoy your weekend.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

He may be retarded......................

Last night CNN’s Larry King confessed to Roseanne Barr that he’s never used the Internet. King expressed doubt that the Internet was a viable political medium because “there’s 80 billion things on it.” When Barr said she liked the Internet, King acknowledged that “I’ve never done it, never gone searching.”
Barr said King would love the internet if he tried it. King replied, “I wouldn’t love it. What do you punch little buttons and things?” Barr even offered to show King how to use the Internet. King declined.

you would think that someone two hundred years old would have learned to use a computer by now. i dont understand people who are proud to have never used a computer. the sales manager where i work proudly proclaims that he has never used a computer. hes in his fifties...he too old to learn. well, how does it feel to be dumber that a three year old. three year olds can use a computer. how would a grown man look at porn without a pc. sure its good for keeping in touch, holding and filing your music, keeping your schedule organized but it was made for porn. its a custom fit as far as i'm concerned. old people who cant work a vcr can use a computer. so to all of you who are proud that you havent used a computer..............congratulations numbnuts, your as smart as larry king.

These two are definitely retarded..........
Two men decided to settle a long-running feud in an Apopka Wal-Mart parking lot Saturday morning.One was grazed with a bullet. One was sprayed with Mace. Both ended up in the Orange County Jail, police said."What they were thinking, I have no idea," said Apopka police Sgt. Jerome Miller. "It's just strange."Frank J. Lukasik, 48, of Longwood was arrested on a charge of aggravated battery after police said he shot Paul B. Goldman in the dispute.Goldman, 47, of Orlando, was arrested on a charge of battery causing bodily harm after authorities said he sprayed the chemical at Lukasik.Both men told police they knew each other only from arguing for six years over the CB radio airwaves.According to the police report, Lukasik announced on the radio early Saturday that he was going to the Wal-Mart on U.S. Highway 441 to buy a gift.Goldman replied he would be there, "to settle their dispute and that he would have something for him [Lukasik]," the report said.About 7:30 a.m., a witness reported seeing Lukasik walk to Goldman's truck with his hands in his pockets. Goldman got out of his vehicle, and the two men began arguing.Lukasik told police he only pulled out the .380-caliber Colt and fired toward Goldman when the man sprayed him with Mace.The witness said Lukasik took out the gun first but only fired after Goldman pulled out the spray. Miller said that Goldman had been hiding the can behind his back, making it unclear what his weapon was."He [Lukasik] had no idea what he was facing," Miller said. "Neither did the other guy."Lukasik walked back to his car and put the gun away, then went to a store security officer and said he had just shot someone, according to the report. He then waited for police to arrive.Apopka Fire took Goldman to Orlando Regional Medical Center, where he was treated briefly for a head cut, from the bullet grazing his scalp.Goldman then returned to the parking lot to talk to police, according to the report. He said he had told Lukasik he wanted to settle their dispute at Wal-Mart but used the spray only after he saw the other man had a weapon.Police found the Colt and a .40-caliber Glock handgun in Lukasik's car. They also took a concealed-weapon permit that Goldman had

it was the heady days of my youth. the song "convoy" was playing from my record player. i dance around in my bell bottomed polyester pants and my platform shoes. that right it was 1974 and that was the last time that i fought over anything said on the cb. i thought that they were gone. the craze died in 1975 ......just like these two should have. i dont even think truckers use them anymore. it reminds me of the idiot in my neighborhood . his name was tommy love. that alone would have garnered him some asswhippings but on top of it he was a world class geek and asshole. nobody liked tommy (including his parents i suspected). tommy got a cb unit, a base unit and put an antennae on his roof. tommy could talk to people for many miles. he also sat in his room for hours talking on that thing. we used to sneek up to his window and cut the antennae wire so that he would sit and listen for hours nothing. nothing was as fun as seeing him and saying something to the effect of "slow day on the cb tommy"? he'd blather on about how the low clouds must affecting his tranmissions and it would take about a week for him to catch on and repair the cable......until we cut it again. tommy is now a mall cop.

just thought you needed to know some more shit today.

If your not a st louis cardinal then shut up........

VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - A senior Vatican cardinal on Tuesday condemned the building of walls between countries to keep out immigrants and said Washington's plan to build a fence on the U.S.-Mexican border was part of an "inhuman program".
Cardinal Renato Martino made his comments at a news conference presenting Pope Benedict's message for the Roman Catholic Church's World Day of Migrants and Refugees, in which the Pope called for more laws to help immigrants integrate.
"Speaking of borders, I must unfortunately say that in a world that greeted the fall of the Berlin Wall with joy, new walls are being built between neighborhood and neighborhood, city and city, nation and nation," said Martino, head of the Vatican's Council for Justice and Peace.

one wonders if this cardinal check with the cardinal in charge of vatican security. open up the vatican to the homeless then call me. of course , if anyone would know about fences and inhumanity it would be our pope. training at a nazi prison camp will give you some insight...or so i'm told. the vatican is one of the most secure places in the world and they think our borders are inhumane? hey vatican, why dont you sell some priceless artwork that you own and help the poor and homeless in the third world countries you control. they could use that more than you telling them not to use birth control.

"On the November 13 edition of his nationally syndicated radio show, Michael Savage declared that "[t]he radical homosexual agenda will not stop until religion is outlawed in this county," adding that gay people "threaten your very survival." Savage also stated that homosexuals are "all not nice decorators" and warned: "Gay marriage is just the tip of the iceberg. They want full and total subjugation of this society to their agenda.""

lets look at this honestly. if it wasnt for religion nobody would care about gays at all. where else but so called "holy books"( ie: the koran, the bible) is it written that gays are bad. do gays bother you at all? i mean, do they stop you on the street and try to convert you? it doesnt happen to me. maybe i should be a little insulted that they dont want me but that a story for another day. if your worried about a certain group of people and want to outlaw them...start with the mormons. they are always bothering me when i'm out. as you may imagine i'm not as flattered that they want me. michael savage is an asshole. you only need to listen to his show for about a minute to see that.

its thursday everyone, enjoy yourselves and try not to be gay (unless you are then try not to be straight.....i guess).

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Vampires? maybe.............

ok, who would have guessed their husbands were vampires. i have never seen two broads clean up better (and faster) once they dumped the guys. two broads that used to be hot and then went into the stage where even i wouldnt do them and now.....i'd do them. i guess losing about 150 lbs of worthless fat will do that for you. the difference.......nobody wants to see a video of a crack whore whitney having sex with bobby brown, kevin says he is being offered 50million for his sex tapes with brittany. dont laugh, it may be his only talent.

why is it that anytime i'm driving around and i see a car that looks like it just went through a demo derby behind the wheel is a chick on her cell phone. lately everytime i see someone driving like an asshole they are on their cellphone. now i'm not one of those people who against talking on a phone in your car...just be good at it. most arent. and i i see you texting, i'm going to hit you. keep your eyes on the road douche bag. i'm longing for the days when chicks only put on makeup in the car while driving or the guy whos reading a paper while using his dick to steer. those were the days.

i'm also getting tired of the creep. no, not the guy down the street who lives with his dad and sister, whos 5' 8 and weighs 450, who forces the single schoolteacher who lives next door to him to put glass block windows in her basement because she caught him peeping. no not him. i'm talking about xmas creep. santa came to a mall in the burg last weekend. the oldies station is starting to play xmas music 24/7 until xmas. cant you bastards wait until after thanksgiving. cant you just give me a little time before i have to rush into this miserable, degrading, tortorous season of peace. i'm afraid to tell the one secretary here at my work because she will start playing that station......loud. look, i dont need to here wilson/phillips ruin another xmas standard. if i wanted to here them sing poorly i would get their first cd. i'd rather here those barking dogs do jingle bells that faith hill give her version of silent night. new xmas anything until, at the very least, thanksgiving day.
oh if you dislike my use of xmas instead ok christmas......too damn bad.

ok everyone, your half way done with the week. enjoy.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Its not right....but i understand.......

(CBS) NEW YORK A Burger King restaurant manager is being charged with shooting a teenage boy dead the two argued, and the boy spit in the manager's face. Police say 16-year-old Shaka Walcott and 45-year-old Ronald Johannes had been arguing for more than a week. Police say the teenager returned to the Bronx Burger King Saturday night and was shot several times in the chest by the manager. Witnesses say Johannes also was injured in the fight and he left the scene while the teenager writhed on the ground. Police say Walcott was taken to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead. They said Johannes was bleeding from gunshot wounds when he stumbled back to his home, where they arrested him. Johannes is charged with murder, manslaughter and criminal possession of a weapon. Customers at the Burger King, however, said Johannes was difficult to deal with and used to kick them out.

FALL RIVER It all started with tacos and a movie and allegedly ended up as a hospital trip and testing positive for drugs. It does sound strange, but one man says it happened to him. He claims the soft tacos he bought at a fast food chain contained some sort of drug.Phillip Daggett says he grew ill after eating a soft taco he ordered from a Taco Bell on Plymouth Ave. in Fall River over the weekend.Daggett says he began feeling very strange shortly after eating one of his tacos. He claims he suffered from stomach cramps and numbness in his mouth and lips. He says his symptoms were so intense; he was almost not able to speak properly.Daggett says he checked another taco he bought and noticed a strange white powder in the meat.Worried about the mysterious powder and his slurred speech, Daggett says he went to the hospital where he allegedly tested positive for opiates, a form of morphine.Taco Bell is currently investigating Daggett's claim.

ok, i used to be a manager of fast food restaurant in a past life and while i dont agree with killing a customer....i understand. not only was there many a time i wanted to kill a customer i then wanted to kill the staff too. i know, your going to say "the customer is always right shoes". no they arent. its funny but the customer is almost always wrong. its uncanny how wrong they can be. this kid kept coming back to the store. he was asking for trouble. i think you leave the manager there...nothing bad will ever happen again. everyone is going to be polite and nice inside that least while hes working. of course killing a person cuts down on repeat business so the company might frown upon that.
as for the second story well i once had a kid who was catching flys and putting them on burgers. i caught him and fired him. he immediately went down the street to the mcdonalds where he was working within the hour. i called that manager and told him why i fired this little prick but he said help was hard to find and he would keep him. he lasted less than a month there. when his parents brought back his uniform they were pissed at me because i fired him. i sat them down and told them why he was fired and his dads response was "it doesnt matter. we just wanted him to work to develop some character". i sat there stunned that they werent pissed at the kid for messing with peoples food but alas they were not. i only hope his parents get shit on there food every time they go out. i try not to eat alot of fast food anymore.

well enjoy your tuesday everyone. go on, get back to work now.

Monday, November 13, 2006

The ridiculousness continues..........

u.s. bishops for the catholic church are getting together for a meeting in baltimore this week. they are going to tackle hard subjects like: persuading married catholics to reject contraceptives, gay catholics to refrain from sex altogether among other things. suprisingly only 4% of married cathoilics use the churches approved method of birth control. whats suprising is that 4% could be that stupid. i hope educated people in america wont fall for this crap like catholics in third world countries do. this is a recipe for the spread of std's, teen pregnancies and name it. what a stupid thing to push to your flock. the only reason to do this is to make more catholics. the church doesnt mind if you get pregnant (even if you cant take care of a baby). they just send over father o'malley who in his best irish accent tells you "aye laddie, this child will be a blessing upon your home". thats a a crock of shit. a child is hard goddamn work. not to father o'malley mind you (hes just waiting until they are school age...if you catch my drift). how do the raping priests feel about not using birth control? shouldnt the church work to get their priests to abstain altogether before they ask catholics to give up birth control. actually i encourage priests to use birth control at all times. as for gays abstaining from sex because the church says so....screw them. the gay priests arent stopping. the church doesnt recognize gays, wont let them take the sacraments....etc. hell, the church doesnt like gays at all. the church hates gays more than women...and thats saying alot. what the church does like is gays money. dinks....double income , no kids. gays have lots of disposable income to put in the collection basket. gays should tell the cathoilc church to pound off asap. what do we expect from an organization who has a former nazi as its leader, hides pedophiles within their ranks, encourages third world people to have more children....etc. the answer....not much.

finally dateline has had one of the pedophiles they caught kill themselves. i know that i mentioned last week that a station in pittsburgh made a guy kill himself by going after him in an expose'. that guy was a reverand and they caught him going into sex stores. that isnt against the law. dateline gets pedophiles. pedophiles are scum of the earth. i have no problem with them killing themselves. as a matter of fact i am all for them killing themselves. i encourage it. this guy saved the taxpayers tons of dough. i must admit that i am both thrilled and appalledat the
dateline episodes when they catch these guys. i love to watch them and then i realize how many guys like this are out there. if you have kids it scares you senseless to think about these predators.

oh well, now you know what i've been thinking about this weekend. lets hope the week gets better. enjoys your monday everyone.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Who says she cant get smarter..........

i must admit brittany looks good. she just lost about 150 lbs of useless fat. get it, kevin weighs about 150 and she lost about 150......ok you got it. the funniest part of all of this is that she told him with a text message.....while he was filming a segment for a music show in canada where he was telling them just how supportive she is of his work. i guess denial isnt just a river in egypt. in her defense he was just a useless, no talent parasite that was leaching off of her. rumors have it that he will go after custody of the kids so as to get more money from her. custody of the kids? she didnt trust him with keys to the house. he will come away from this with a hefty settlement which should keep him in dope and sneakers for a long time. meanwhile they cant sell tickets to his concerts and they cant even give them away either. his cd, playin with fire, open up this week on the charts at number 151 with sales of 6500 cds. holy shit, hulk hogans kid did better than that. well, so long kevin, your fifteen minutes are up. you were an expensive sperm more no less.

enjoy your friday everyone...i'm going to go do something to these pics of brit.

Thursday, November 09, 2006


A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said.
Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.
At his arraignment on Monday, Kuch demanded a preliminary examination in Bay County District Court. District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6.
Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.
Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier.
Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off.
State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house.
Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days.
The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison.

ok class, who can pick out everything he did wrong....
1. first and foremost he had sex with a dog
2. and not a particularly freshly dead dog
3. and it was his girlfriends dead dog
4. and he performed the act on the side of a road
5. and it was in view of a daycare
well you passed that test. this guy should probably be put down like a dog. do you think his girl still wants him to "come a courtin" so to speak. what do you think she found most appalling
a. he had sex with a dog
b. it was her dog
c. it had been dead 4 or 5 days
heres a scenerio you might find amusing. hes in a jail cell. his roommate tells him all the lurid details of sex that hes had and then asks ronald to relate some of his stories. ronald regales him with stories of a bitch who likes it doggy style with shiny black hair. she howls while he does the act and when hes done he feeds her a bone. if bubba ever finds out that its a dog hes going to beat him to death in the shower. i'd like to watch that. i guess i never gave much thought to beastiality but does anyone else think the penalty is extreme. he would get out faster on a manslaughter charge. oh well, ronald i wish you luck though i think it might have run out this time.

enjoy your thursday everyone, i'm still basking in the warm glow of a democratic congress.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Two of a kind.......

guess which jackass can pronounce nuclear?

Christmas comes early.........

well as i woke up this morning and put on cnn i realized that this election couldnt have gone much better. almost everyone i didnt want to win....didnt. now some of the people that won seem like douche bags too but i'll work on them next election.

rick santorum : it looks like the voters in pennsyltucky couldnt save you ricky. its time for you to get on with your lifes work. my only wish now is that his wife would have to get a job for them to support the twenty kids hes spawned.

mike veon : a pennsylvania legislator who was one of the most influential people in the state house. he voted for an illegal raise and then was the only legislator who would not vote to repeal it. more to the point ...he kept the money. he wouldnt give it back. he stole from us. now that hes out he should be prosecuted.

melissa hart : another pa state legislator from a rich republican district. she helped bush and co. form policy like badmouthing veterans who ran against republicans then , on her ads, mentioned how she cherished the veterans. i hope they all voted against her. i'm glad i wont have to look at her horse face anymore.

there are so many more like claire mccaskill winning for senate in missouri, dewine and strickland losing in ohio, allen losing in virginia, south dakota rejecting a tough abortion ban, arizona rejecting a gay marriage ban...etc. now this corrupt administration cant bullet train their agenda right through both houses. i think they should look into the corruption in the white house like they did with clinton. when clinton was raked across the coals he was just screwing some bimbo in a blue dress, bush is screwing all of america. i am as giddy as a schoolgirl this morning. i guess the sheeple finally woke up and we have a system of checks and balances again.

ok everyone get on with wednesday. its a happy least for me.

Monday, November 06, 2006

you decide.............

its sweeps time on local tv. this is the time when local news goes after sensational stories that are alot of bullshit your childs daycare filled with radiation? or do you know if a child predator is teaching your children?. they throw out these teasers trying to get people to watch their lame ass news when everyone knows that people are getting their news from the internet or cnn...etc. well the station in pittsburgh (kdka) went after the pastor of a presbyterian church here in the burg. they advertised that they had "conducted a monthlong investigation into reporrts of public and illegal sexual behavior by pastor dugan. promos were run for a month showing the reporter confronting the pastor regarding trips to an adult bookstore. last thursday they said the investigation "uncovered illicit, possibly illegal, activity by a local minister, activities which, at the very least, violated the rules of his denomination". again...possibly illegal. well theres no need to worry about it now because the pastor went to a motel and committed suicide. he od'd on ...get this.....aspirin and alcohol. i took alot of aspirin once and all i got was that i felt really good. the reality of this is that what good did it do. going to a bookstore is not illegal and even if he did something against the tenents of his religion ....who cares. it wasnt hurting the public. go after a politician tough guy. go after the catholic church (what they did really was illegal). this was senseless. it wasnt done to benefit the public. it was only done to raise the staions rating during sweeps week. nice job guys.

on a side note ...this is the same reporter who got his station in dallas sued by two cowboys after reporting that they molested a stripper who later recanted. his track record isnt sterling by any means.

i guess the bottom line on how i feel is that if your going to do an investigation go after something that benefits the public. picking on a guy like that is like shooting fish in a barrel. he had a wife and ruined their lives over something that wasnt even illegal and shouldnt be considered bad at all anyway. go on with your monday.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Couldnt happen to a nicer guy...........

The leader of the 30 million-member National Association of Evangelicals, a vocal opponent of same-sex marriage, resigned Thursday after being accused of paying for sex with a man in monthly trysts over the past three years.
The Rev. Ted Haggard, a married father of five who has been called one of the most influential evangelical Christians in the nation, denied the allegations. His accuser refused to share voice mails that he said backed up his claim.
Haggard also stepped aside as head of his 14,000-member New Life Church while a church panel investigates, saying he could "not continue to minister under the cloud created by the accusations."

live by the sword then you die by the sword (by sword i mean penis). its funny how many of these guys who are so against gays end up being gay. its that self hating gay thing. they are gay but having been told since birth that gays are the most horrible pewople in the world they end up hating themselves for something they have no control over. it just shows you how absurd these organized religions are. now he does admit taking the drugs and he does admit to getting massages but as for the gay sex...well.....he totally denies that. sure you did some drugs and had a guy massage you but you didnt have sex. sure, i believe you. NOT. if you did drugs and you admit it and you are sorry doesnt your religion actually command them to forgive you. getting a massage isnt a bad thing. why quit? because sucking the pee pee cant be forgiven by your church and even if they did how could you get up and preach aainst gays now. thats a conerstone of their message and i'm sure that explaining how your spearheading the war against those godless sodomites is a huge fundraiser. your no longer leading the've joined the other team. cant have that. the worst part of this si that the people who give to this church will continue to give regardless of this. the church will ask for even more money now that the devil has infiltrated their organization......and the sheeple will line up to donate.

i'm signing off to enjoy my saturday while not donating...have a good one

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Just shut up.........

ok, well the horror of halloween is over.......just in time for john kerry to come back and haunt the dems. he should just keep his trap shut. isnt there anyone in the dems who can act as a censor for for some of the party. there should be one guy who knows how to speak who should have to approve everything kerry says before he even thinks of opening his trap. just when the dems look like they are going to get some control back he has to go and give the republicants all the ammo they need. wayy to go john. i think theresa is ready to slap him now.

i find it funny that someone like melissa hart (a republican hack from a largely wealthy, republican part of the pittsburgh suburbs) says in her commercials that she cherishes all of our veterans. this is the same woman who helped dubya form his policy for the last know, the one where he badmouthed every democratic veteran. i guess she only cherishes the republican veterans. needless to say shes in a bit of a fight and the post gazette (pittsburghs only viable paper) endorses her opponent.

it looks like ricky santorum (aka little hitler) is about to have to get on with his lifes work. what will he do when he cant suck at the teat of the government for his income. i dont count him out completely yet becausei never underestimate the sheeple from the middle of this state. if you know pennsylvania the you understand the philadelphia is in the east, pittsburgh is in the west and arkansas is in the middle. rick is strong in the arkansas part of our state where he has convinced them that a vote for democrats will not only allow the terrorists to get your home address but will allow jews, uppity negroes and others of color to move into your neighborhood where they will immediately impregnate their lilly white , vigin daughters.

happy thursday get to work.