Wednesday, November 29, 2006

See, religion doesnt make you crazy.......


A Thai Buddhist monk cut off his penis with a machete because he had an erection during meditation and declined to have it reattached, saying he had renounced all earthly cares, a doctor and a newspaper said on Wednesday.
The 35-year-old monk, whose name was withheld for privacy reasons, allowed medical staff at Maharaj hospital, 780 km (480 miles) south of Bangkok to dress his wound, but refused reattachment, hospital chief Prawing Euanontouch said.
"We cleaned up the wound, gave him some stitches, but he declined to have it reattached because he said had abandoned everything," Prawing told Reuters by telephone.
no it doesnt make you crazy. this seems like a perfectly logical response to the erection. that pesky penis wont be bothering him again now will it. no chance of that. and lets be honest ...who hasnt thought of cutting of their johnson. i guess i'm the only one just like i'm the only one who ever pissed their pants or couldnt get an erection at a bachelor party and then killed a hooker. ok, i'm the bad guy i guess. i guess you must applaud his devotion. i mean how much do you have to love meditating to do that. even god is saying "dude, what were you thinking". i really dont think this is what god had in mind for us. i could be wrong about that but because i am a man of the cloth (reverend in the universal life church of modesto california) i think i have an insight into the mind of god......and hes freaking out about this dude.
well i hope this get you through hump day (no pun intended) without to much trauma. now get to work kids


5 comments:

BAC said...

He was probably meditating over your blog with Pamela Sue Anderson.

madflavor said...

o-o-o-och! That must have hurt, think I'll hang on to mine..

Jim McKee said...

There's like a whole cult of chopped-off dudes in India, I can't remember what they call them, though.

breakerslion said...

Next week, his Carotid Artery started twitching so ...

Darwin at work: Self-inflicted removal from the gene pool.

If this is one of those sects that believe in karma, then why did anyone interfere and stop the bleeding? Or, did he do so himself? Sort of puts the lie to renouncing earthly cares either way, doesn't it?

breakerslion said...

Jim: Was it "Fucktards?"