Thursday, November 09, 2006


A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said.
Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.
At his arraignment on Monday, Kuch demanded a preliminary examination in Bay County District Court. District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6.
Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.
Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier.
Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off.
State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house.
Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days.
The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison.

ok class, who can pick out everything he did wrong....
1. first and foremost he had sex with a dog
2. and not a particularly freshly dead dog
3. and it was his girlfriends dead dog
4. and he performed the act on the side of a road
5. and it was in view of a daycare
well you passed that test. this guy should probably be put down like a dog. do you think his girl still wants him to "come a courtin" so to speak. what do you think she found most appalling
a. he had sex with a dog
b. it was her dog
c. it had been dead 4 or 5 days
heres a scenerio you might find amusing. hes in a jail cell. his roommate tells him all the lurid details of sex that hes had and then asks ronald to relate some of his stories. ronald regales him with stories of a bitch who likes it doggy style with shiny black hair. she howls while he does the act and when hes done he feeds her a bone. if bubba ever finds out that its a dog hes going to beat him to death in the shower. i'd like to watch that. i guess i never gave much thought to beastiality but does anyone else think the penalty is extreme. he would get out faster on a manslaughter charge. oh well, ronald i wish you luck though i think it might have run out this time.

enjoy your thursday everyone, i'm still basking in the warm glow of a democratic congress.


ccw said...

Thanks for the comment about Nonami. Sorry I haven't been over lately, I forgot how freaking draining a baby can be.

This is wrong on so many levels. I don't even know where to start. Just so gross. Was there a picture? I imagine he's a real winner.

curmudgeon said...

At least he has one thing going for him. That he's so fucking disgusting none of his cellmates will want anything to do with luvvin' on him.

Gigglezngrinz said...

I'd write a letter to his cellmates and let them in on his little "shiny black haired bitch" secret.