Friday, July 29, 2005
debra lefave, if you dont remember, is the teacher in florida that had sex numerous times with a 14 year old student. if you remember (and i do) this chick is way hot. i dont remember any teacher that i had looking like this woman. well shes going to trial. she was seen by two psychiatrists in florida and the states shrink says shes not insane and the defenses shrink says she is insane. she is going on trial on four felony counts of lewd and lascivious battery and one count of lewd and lascivious exhibition. each carries a maximum 15 year prison term. her lawyer turned down a plea bargain because they wanted her to do too much time and shes too pretty. thats right too pretty. her lawyer said "to place an attractive young woman in that kind of hell hole is like putting a piece of raw meat in with the lions. i'm not sure she would survive". thats a lot of balls. my thoughts go to the poor 14 year old student. did i say poor student? i meant the luckiest little bastard to come down the pike. i wish a hot teacher would have wanted to have sex with my ugly, scrawny little ass when i was 14. alas it was not to be. just me, a playboy and my right hand working at a feverish pace. i wouldnt have told anyone about her. kept my mouth shut and got laid. if she wants fruit from the forbidden tree then check out these apples.
luckily for pittsburgh we have the bassmasters tournament here this weekend....fucking up traffic. i cant think of anything at tis moment i would care to see less. i'd rather fish than watch guys fish and i dont like fishing. the only thing more boring than watching those guys fish is listening to it on the radio. i guess it brings alot of money into the city and thats good. oh well, maybe it will keep the putz's away from the things i want to do this weekend.
its friday. i think getting a case of beer at work will be a good idea.
Thursday, July 28, 2005
ok, am i just being an old timer or is pumping money into nasa a losing proposition anymore. i think nasa can just be scrapped until everyone has a job , healthcare and a full belly. this space shuttle has been nothing but a loser since its start. the space station is in disrepair. either get it right or just admit that we havent moved very far since the moon shots in the late 60's and early 70's. we are still using the same propulsion system we used 40 years ago. there are actually some people who actually make a very good arguement against us ever putting a man on the moon. i love conspriacy theories.
echinacea is getting nailed in a government sponsored clinical tests. the man who ran the clinical testing was , at one time, a paid consultant to the pharmacuetical industry. the pharmacuetical companies dont want you buying medications over the counter so of course they put down herbal remedies. the government (and our legislators) get a ton of cash from the pharmacuetical companies so it is their best interest to put down herbal remedies too. i guess what i'm trying to ttell you is dont believe what the media tells you. take things that have worked for you in the past. i really love conspiracy theories.
if anyone from pennsylvania needed another reason to get the hell out of this state heres one more. our legislators just voted themselves another raise. we now have the highest paid government in the country. sure california pays each politician more BUT they have 70 compared to pa having 203. thats right their politicians serve seven time the constituents that pa's politcians do. i wouldnt mind if this state was run well but its not. wouldnt all of us like to vote ourselves a raise. hell, i'd vote daily. the worst part is there isnt much you can do. people here dont care. the same old guys will get more money and fleece us a little more each day.
thursday everyone....one more day till the weekend.
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
TRAVERSE CITY, Mich. A Traverse City man has been charged with secretly taking pictures of women showering at a state park.
Mark Thomas Sanchez was arraigned on two counts of capturing images of an unclothed person -- a five-year felony.
Sanchez was arrested after someone reported a man taking pictures of women in a shower. Deputies found Sanchez with a digital camera that contained photos and videos of women from 14 to 52 years old.
Sanchez also was charged with carrying a concealed weapon. Deputies say he had a double-edged knife.
Court records show Sanchez has a prior conviction for fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct.
ST. PAUL, Minn. -- A sex offender from Texas suffocated a St. Paul man, then raped the victim's girlfriend before fleeing, prosecutors alleged Tuesday.
The girlfriend told investigators a man she knew only as "Face" tied them both up and threw her in a bathroom in the apartment she shared with her boyfriend on Saturday, according to a criminal complaint filed in Ramsey County District Court,
She told police she could hear muffled pleas from her boyfriend, Rodney Foster, 50 of St. Paul, before he went silent.
The complaint said she told police "Face," whom she identified through a photo lineup as Courtney B. Clark, 32, then raped her.
She also said she saw Foster's feet sticking out of a laundry bag and that Clark told her he had suffocated him. She alleged that after Clark raped her, he tried to suffocate her by putting a plastic bag over her head. She managed to rip the bag.
The woman said Clark left her tied up and she heard him moving Foster's body. Moments later, she said she heard what she thought was Foster's SUV start up and its tires squeal. But she said Clark returned and tried to walk her outside to the vehicle. The complaint said other residents started shouting at Clark, and she broke free and ran back inside before Clark drove away. The SUV was found abandoned Sunday in Minneapolis.
Prosecutors charged Clark with first-degree criminal sexual conduct and kidnapping. Investigators were still searching Tuesday for Foster's body and Clark.
The girlfriend said she believed Clark had been smoking crack-laced cigarettes and snorting heroin, according to the complaint.
Clark was registered as a sex offender living in Houston, according to the Texas Department of Public Safety. He had pleaded guilty to forcing a woman to perform a sex act in 1993 in Minneapolis and was sentenced to four years and seven months in prison.
these are just two stories i came across surfing around. now can anyone tell me what these two stories have in common. cmon. thats right both men had already been arrested for sex crimes. now some city in jersey is trying to pass a law that sex offenders in their city cant live within 2000 feet of a school, church or , get this, a bus stop. this in effect does NOT allow sex offenders to reside in their community. i like this. sorry, i dont agree with dicrimination but i'm tired of all these freaks running around. frankly , cant we ship all the sex offenders to france. thats a wonderful solution. they took roman polanski in there. i would be all for pittsburgh voting in the same law as that jersey town. go let the sex offenders live somewhere else.
tuesdays here.......we must get something done today
Monday, July 25, 2005
its monday......lets have some fun
Saturday, July 23, 2005
nurse...."have you ever taken percocets before"
shoes...."only the ones i didnt sell to the schoolkids"
nurse...."oh, oh my"
shoes...."hey, i didnt sell them to the public school kids. i only sold to the
private school kids. i'm no asshole"
the nurses dont have the same sense of humor that i do. doctors either for that matter. heres another conversation
nurse...."just push this button and you get a dose of morphine. have you ever used
one of these before"
shoes...."use one! i was hoping to win the home version of this game"
no stitches anymore...staples. thank god he didnt have a nail gun. well at least i'm home now and things can get as close to normal as they can be. i'm going to go lay down now. i've been up sinse 4am. thats when the woke me after i finally got to sleep to see how i was doing. i guess my tears werent as good a clue as i thought they would be.
thanks for all your good wishes
Friday, July 22, 2005
if you cared to look my picture is now on my blog. i was waiting for the perfect picture to come around. you know ...THAT PICTURE. the one where you ass crack isnt showing or your not cross dressing or having sex with an underage vietnamese girl. well yesterday it happened. as i explained yesterday i work in a rather unsavory part of town. the fact that prostitutes walk up and down the sidewalk in front of the business and i can buy crack from my office window would be an indicator of that. ok, so the picture is small and even when you go into the profile and blow it up its hard to see but i'm standing in front of a wall in a vacant, overgrown lot where one of the fine citizens spray painted the wall to say "crackhead park". that isnt a dumpster in front its the worlds largest outdoor grill. ten minutes before that picture was taken i watched a woman squat down and take a squirt behind the dumpster..........i mean the grill. i was almost overcome by the stench of urine while being photographed so dont tell me we supermodels dont have it rough. i had the picture taken in the afternoon when it was about 90 degrees so there were no whores or crackheadds around to get in the picture with me. i would have given them a couple bucks for their time. knowing my boss we just found the spot for next years company picnic.
i realize that this wonderful country has a seperation of church and state and that we are all gods children and being created in his image are all equal......except those f'in catholics. it seems that a christian adoption agency in mississippi (which by the way gets part of its funds from from the sale of certain license plates)is turning away catholic couples. bethany christian services has 75 ofices in 30 states. a national spokesman said the offices are independently incorporated and are affiliated with various christian denominations. the national president of the agency said they dont flatly bar catholics BUT they do let state branches set their own policy. anyone care to argue that organized religion isnt divisive. anyone care to argue that this is discrimination and seeing that they get state funds they should just be shut down. any think that god will embrace these assholes when its all done. the mississippi branch said that the catholic religion conflicts with the adoption agencies statement of faith. i wonder how that statement is worded...
RIGHT FAITH....HERES YOUR KID
WRONG FAITH....NO KID
happy friday everyone. i may post tommorrow if i feel up to it
Thursday, July 21, 2005
that was addressed to my company at their hill district address and right on the front is a sticker that says "new aol, BLACK VOICES , created with you in mind". black voices? now i have thoughtr about this for a couple of days and i'm not sure who i feel or more to the point how a black person would feel. should i be mad because of the stereotype or should i be glad that aol is catering to me. i guess that could be argued both ways (and if your pittsley five different ways) but what i want to know is what are the voices like. if aol wasnt so insidious and ruin your computer i would download this and see. is the voice james earl jones, chappelle, halle berry or even better is just some crack head loser like we have in droves around here. yo yo yo you got mail muthafucka. if i thought it was actually something like that i would download instantly. muthafucka answer yo mail. how sweet would that be.
in a follow-up to a previous post the chick in my office who was getting dates over the computer bought a new ford suv. thats not the story. her salesman, within fifteen minutes of meeting her, is going over his sex life with her. hes hitting on her big time. she ends up buying the car on thursday and then on saturday the bomb drops. the headlines in the saturday pittsburgh post gazette say that the police arrested a man impersonating pittsburgh steeler quarterbacks ben roethlisberger and brian st. pierre and .....well i think you can figure out where this is going.......thats her salesman. i told her to call the paper. hell, she knows intimate details of his sex life. is she just the luckiest woman ever when it comes to meeting men. i'm glad she didnt get pulled into that but on the other hand her stories would be wonderful for my blog. by the way guys shes still available.
well kids i'm getting my rotator cuff surgically repaired tomorrow. i dont know if i will post tomorrow or saturday......but i will be back.
ok its thursaday. eat breakfast then get to work.
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Location: Southgate : Michigan : United States
Bookworm Fundamentalist, Reformed Baptist, Revised Dispensationalist, and Good Music Advocate
Lord of the Rings
Choir of New College Oxford
Biblia Hebraica Stuttgartensia
United Bible Society Greek New Testament (4th edition)
New International Version
The Pleasures of God
The Greatness of the Kingdom
Faithful Witness: The Life and Mission of William Carey
yesterday i posted my thoughts regarding the vatican condemning the harry potter bookss. my new friend pittsley , whos profile you see here, commented on my thoughts. i guess hes having a hard time wrapping his head around how i decide for myself what is fact and what is fiction. apparently the concept of having no proof making something fiction just doesnt fly. pittsley, let me explain once more. fiction, to me, is when you make up a story without any facts to back it. if i made up a story about a clown who flew to the moon...it would be fiction. i cant prove that it didnt happen BUT i made the story up in my head. this is exactly like j.k. rowlings did with harry potter or dan brown did with the davinci codes or in a more real sense what the catholic church did at the council of nicosea (forgive me if i did not spell that right) where the church decided what went into the bible and what did not. no, pittsley , i cannot prove that god does not exist nor do i wan to. you might be suprised to find that i actually believe in god. i think about god all the time actually. what i dont believe in is organized religion. now i understand that you are a student and you occupation is divinities so i'll let your long winded, pointless comments go and blame it on the fact that you might have learned a whole new set of words at school this year and need to try them out. unlike you i'm more to the point. all i need to do is look at your profile interests and favorite books and i know exactly where you argument will go. so i hope i explained MY thoughts on facts and fiction. i used small words and wrote slowly with the hope that you would get it. remember pittsley this is MY blog and MY beliefs. good luck with the fundamentalism. remember you cant have religious fundamentalism without fun and mental.
p.s. pittsley , please go get laid this summer. your backed up dude. even if you need to pay it would be worth it for you
hump day again .........i guess ranting like this kind of makes me a fundamentalist too..........doesnt it?
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
please leave everyone alone and stay out of peoples minds. old men like you have no idea whats going on in the world and not a clue regarding popular culture. please stick with what you know ie: fleecing the stupid of their cash and molesting altar boys.
your friend in christ,
someone see that that gets to pope nazi
its tuesday and i'll be golfing this afternoon. i'll think of you
Monday, July 18, 2005
its monday.......what a way to start the week
Saturday, July 16, 2005
its saturday ....lets get with IT.
Thursday, July 14, 2005
just a random thought.....go to bed
thursday is here and i didnt get enough sleep........coffee here i come
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
its hump day......anyone care to hump
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
along the same line ringo is mad at sir paul for not having him drum at live 8. hey ringo, he and john dragged you into history in the 60's. how about you try to do something on your own now. ringo is, at best, an average drummer. a wind up monkey toy could have played drums just as well on any beatles album. hell, ringo played as if he was a wind up monkey drummer toy. hell, ringo LOOKS like a wind up monkey drummer toy. ringo, just be glad you were along for that ride all those years ago. you were the ugliest beatle, with the worst voice and the least amount of talent and you still got katherine bach in her prime. now shut up ringo.
god is back at it. in his "redemption and damnation tour 2005" of the red states he showed up this time in east chicago , indiana. seems city officials there had to turn off a street light in the name of public safety. seems this light drew over 250 people to see a shadow that some say resembles the image of jesus christ (or at least the image the catholic church wants you to think christ looked like). thats the best part of it. the image we all think of when we think of christ probably doesnt resemble him at all. i really wonder how many fair skinned white men with long flowing hair were running around the mid east at that time. the one thing i realize in his 2005 tour is that god really has a bad pr department. he would get much larger crowds with just a little advance press.
and finally, in a survey done by aol and salary.com american workers admit to wasting over 2 hours a day at work. personal internet use is the biggest culprit in this. let me assure you (though i'm sure you already know this) that i am well above average. most of my blog posts are done while i sit at work. i can post, get free coffee...etc. i wonder if i can work a raise out of this. it makes you proud to be an american.
its tuesday and a work day....start wasting time everyone
Monday, July 11, 2005
as i was sitting around having lottery fantasies (which i regularly do) i came to the conclusion that the people i really hate are the one s that win the lottery and then say they will continue to work. continue to work? what is wrong with these people? i wouldnt work again (at least until the money ran out). i wouldnt give two weeks notice. would they give two weeks notice to me? hell no. they didnt give two weeks notice to the guy who had this job before me. i really like when a group wins because in all that joy i know there is some poor bastard who didnt get in because he knew they would never win. you just know that guy is going home to hang himself in his basement. see there is humor in every situation.
this weekend we all went to the big butler county fair. let me just say that i'm a city boy. i like the sound of a sirren once in a while. it really lets you know your alive. it is at the fair, walking through the animal exhibits, that i realize that living on a farm is a filthy , smelly existence. those pigs smelled like.....well......pigs. holy christ, the stench coming off them was worse than a fat chick chasing down bon jovi for an autograph on a hot day. they just lay in there own filth, crapping on each other....etc. they make your ass licking dog seem sanitary. i'm glad there are farms and farmers but i'll just stay in the city...thank you.
at the top of the ironic category is this story. tom rogers, 87, creator of charlie the tuna drowned while swimming alone in his pool in north carolina. charlie the tuna was always being turned down by starkist. i hope he and charlie are together now. sorry tom, only the best swimmers make it to the pool ladder. please dont tell me that i will burn in hell for that joke....you know your all going to use it. at least the ones who are old enough to remember charlie the tuna will.
well kids enjoy your monday. the weekend will be here before you know it
Sunday, July 10, 2005
U.S. commander says enemy in Baghdad blunted
By Rowan ScarboroughTHE WASHINGTON TIMESJuly 9, 2005
The top U.S. commander in Baghdad said yesterday that a two-month counterinsurgency sweep has "mostly eliminated" the enemy's ability to "conduct sustained high-intensity operations" around the Iraqi capital.
thats right, straight frfom the washington post into our brains. they couldnt print it if it wasnt true....right? this man is the top u.s. commander. and then just like that..........
Jul 10, 7:55 AM (ET)By FRANK GRIFFITHS
BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - Suicide bombings struck Iraq on Sunday, killing at least 23 and wounding dozens more in three attacks on an army recruiting center, a police convoy and civilians, authorities said.
The attacks pushed the death count to over 1,500 people killed from violence since April 28, when Prime Minister Ibrahim al-Jaafari announced his Shiite- and Kurd-dominated government in a country under attack from an insurgency led by Iraq's Sunni Arab minority.
In the deadliest blast Sunday, a man strapped with explosives blew himself up at a west Baghdad airfield now used as a military recruiting center, police said. Early casualty reports varied, with a hospital official saying at least 16 died while a Defense Ministry employee reported up to 25 killed
well did we really put a dent in their abilities to operate business as usual or is the ap writing fake stories. just one day after our top general speaks they just keep going and operating around baghdad. the general should stay quiet. this is like daring them to do stuff.....and they will. they have no problem blowing up their own people so why would they have any problem blowing up our brave but underequpped soldiers. i know that i get painted with an unpatriotic brush for these posts but i read others that print the administrations views as if they are gospel. i just want people to think for themselves. i also find that alot of those posts are from people too old to be drafted or without children. remember that what shocked us in london just days ago the iraqi people put up with on a daily basis.
just some stuff for you to think about while you ride around on sunday
Saturday, July 09, 2005
1. spider man. they meet at a coffee shop where he sits with his legs spread as wide as he can. she says she felt like he was trying to pull her in. like he had some kind of groin tractor beam. needless to say he didnt get a second chance.
2. pauly wallnuts. this guy has a picture of himself on the site from the seventies. in person he has more hair coming out of his nose than most have on their heads. she said he looked exactly like pauly walnuts from the sopranos but seeing that i dont have hbo i'll take her word for it.
3. denture man. he has a number of pictures on his site....some from the seventies and some new. he describes himself as a cross between omar shariff and john stossel. this actually describes everyone i've ever seen on al-jaziera tv. i'm pretty sure this guy cant fly in the u.s. without a complete strip search. hes well educated and well spoken but he makes some fatal mistakes. he gets close too fast trying to hold hands or put his arm around her too early in the game. he also has dentures. as she says its something she cannot overcome....it ages him. i guess the lingering scent of old spice and dentu-cream was too much for her though he got a second date.
4. the miner. this is the newest one. he's 6' 5". well read and , survey says, A COAL MINER. i just laughed and laughed. the jury is still out on this guy.
she has confided in me asking where have all the good men gone. well i'm married so shes out of luck here but keep dating......at least your getting some free meals. and guys, this is the time to learn about women. oh i know, you guys know everything about women. BALLS. you know nothing. if you are going to online date then there needs to be some rules like dont bring a rose or roses on the first date......its creepy. dont try to hold hands or put your arm around her immediately....thats creepy too. some of these guys just give you the impression that they have kept a momento of all their past girlfriends.........their heads and that they usually dont get dates without duct tape and chloroform. they like their women like they like their coffee....ground up and in the freezer.
btw, this broad is hot so anyone wanting to meet her can leave their e-mail in the comments and i'll pass them along.
alright kids, its saturday. dont spend it inside. go out and knock the stink off of yourselves
Friday, July 08, 2005
i'm very glad that shasta groene was found alive but really what kind of life will this little girl ever have. she has probably seen this animal, joseph edward duncan III, kill her mother, the mothers boyfriend and her brothers. she was constantly molested by this animal. to say this little girl will be carrying some baggage around with her forever would be a gross understatement. so young and yet her whole life is ruined. they are trying to get him to tell them where the body of the one brother is but he wont cooperate. give him to me for ten minutes and he will talk. if hooking this animals balls up to a car battery will loosen his tongue then all i can say is that red is positive, make sure you get them on correctly. do we even need a trial for this sick bastard. some lawyer will argue that his mommy didnt give him enough attention or some such nonsense but he needs to be eliminated.
for those of you who dont live in pennsylvania (and believe me your the lucky ones) we have a little something we like to call state stores and beer distributors. see the state controls liquor sales in the state. these stores are not privately owned. if you want a case of beer you have to go to a beer distributor. until this year you couldnt buy liquor on sundays and now you can only get it in certain test stores. you cannot get a case of beer on sundays at all. this dates back to when you had blue laws and god would get mad if you went shopping on sundays. this state is still run by the elderly. thats right, the same people who cant work the vcr or the remote dictate to the rest of us. maybe this is starting to change. the state legislator passed a bill to allow beer to be sold by the case on sundays and our governor is supposed to sign it. i hope this leads to beer in the grocery stores. now if only the elderly would pass away and we could get gambling run through quickly. no wonder young people are leaving this state in droves.
well its friday. the weather is supposed to be great here this weekend. i hope its good where you are too.
Thursday, July 07, 2005
ok now, get out of here. go play in the sprinkler
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
well, there you have it. one in a series of horrible high school stories. i hope you all get a laugh from it
hump day everyone......so get humpin
Tuesday, July 05, 2005
well everyone its a short work week so dont waste it
Sunday, July 03, 2005
sorry about no posts this week. it was a busy week and i really just didnt have the time. regular posts will be back