well i go under the knife at 2:15pm so until then i can give some of my thoughts away.
if you cared to look my picture is now on my blog. i was waiting for the perfect picture to come around. you know ...THAT PICTURE. the one where you ass crack isnt showing or your not cross dressing or having sex with an underage vietnamese girl. well yesterday it happened. as i explained yesterday i work in a rather unsavory part of town. the fact that prostitutes walk up and down the sidewalk in front of the business and i can buy crack from my office window would be an indicator of that. ok, so the picture is small and even when you go into the profile and blow it up its hard to see but i'm standing in front of a wall in a vacant, overgrown lot where one of the fine citizens spray painted the wall to say "crackhead park". that isnt a dumpster in front its the worlds largest outdoor grill. ten minutes before that picture was taken i watched a woman squat down and take a squirt behind the dumpster..........i mean the grill. i was almost overcome by the stench of urine while being photographed so dont tell me we supermodels dont have it rough. i had the picture taken in the afternoon when it was about 90 degrees so there were no whores or crackheadds around to get in the picture with me. i would have given them a couple bucks for their time. knowing my boss we just found the spot for next years company picnic.
i realize that this wonderful country has a seperation of church and state and that we are all gods children and being created in his image are all equal......except those f'in catholics. it seems that a christian adoption agency in mississippi (which by the way gets part of its funds from from the sale of certain license plates)is turning away catholic couples. bethany christian services has 75 ofices in 30 states. a national spokesman said the offices are independently incorporated and are affiliated with various christian denominations. the national president of the agency said they dont flatly bar catholics BUT they do let state branches set their own policy. anyone care to argue that organized religion isnt divisive. anyone care to argue that this is discrimination and seeing that they get state funds they should just be shut down. any think that god will embrace these assholes when its all done. the mississippi branch said that the catholic religion conflicts with the adoption agencies statement of faith. i wonder how that statement is worded...
RIGHT FAITH....HERES YOUR KID
WRONG FAITH....NO KID
happy friday everyone. i may post tommorrow if i feel up to it