Thursday, July 14, 2005

Internet porn and my increasing perviness

ok, i look at internet porn. if god didnt want me to see it he wouldnt have made breasts so great and surely he wouldnt have made the internet (you didnt know al gore was god , did you?). as i sit here wasting my life , staring at porn something struck me as funny. i'm on a site called video post and they title all the sites with movies ie: chubby movies, hardcore, groupsex....etc. so here i am watching a video of some one-legged, teenage, asian, lesbian nuns spanking a goat and then the next site is titled "bizarre movies". what the hell could be more bizarre than what i have just seen? dont you mean more bizarre? how jaded do people in that industry get? imagine what those people consider kinky. imagine your in a bar and spy this really hot chick. you strike up a conversation. she just got done with work and wants to relax. you two decide to go back to her place where you engage in a spirited game of tonsil hockey. finally after shedding all your clothes like paris hilton at the playboy mansion she asks if you want to get kinky. you ask what she has in mind and then she says she wants to nail your left foot to the floor and cut off both your arms while fellating you. ok, to some of you that would be fun but i think thats what those people NEED to get off.

just a random thought.....go to bed

11 comments:

mr_g said...

Damn. That scenario makes the bad date story I posted the other day look like the first day of Kindergarten. Very graphic...nice job; like the blog!

Patsy Darling said...

Ha-Ha . I love midget porn. It's actually hysterical. Watching some little fella trying to hoist himself up to a normal size chick. I guess that makes me one of the weirdos.

Spexial said...

lmao.....

Angel! said...

I'm into the very unusual sex...:


Kissing, duo, no positions that need you to be a (or an ex) Cirque du Soleil's acrobat, feelings towards my partner, I take care of my face's skin's hydratation myself, etc.

shoes said...

ok cendrine....that was good. i had two read it three times then i got it. proud to have you as a reader

x said...

too funny

too true

how will it get wierder?

marriedman said...

I have never been so disgusted in my life....you think that's bizarre? Disgusting shoes, you disgust me. It's all fun and games with you, but you don't know what it's like. I'm not bizarre. I'm sensual...so it my dog.

As always... Rachael said...

How dare you describe our date like that!

shoes said...

how dare i? you were the one that wanted to watch the one-eyes half chicano lebian vietnam vet have sex with an underage transexual. i cleaned it up for everyone. how dare you.

fsgsf said...

Great post! You are right! The porn industry is whacked! But we still love them!

All the best!

Peace!

NJ from NJ

Almigo said...

Mmmm, porn. It truly makes the world go round. How boring would life be without it?