Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Lindsay's tits are too big....says who?

well apparently disney does, thats who. disney is using the computer to pull her breasts back a bit. i dont know, the last picture i saw of her she looked skeletal. she's on that hollywood diet thats all the rage right now..you know it...binge , purge, snort. heroin must be great for diets. look at what it does for all the supermodels AND keith richards. he doesnt have an ounce of fat on him. dont get me wrong i like thin girls with incredibly large cans but some chicks go too far. i cant wait for lindsay to be in playboy. you know its going to happen. all these young girls will racew to playboy when their careers fall apart.

texas is definately a red state. thank god those people love god and gw. but those people have really gone off of the deep end lately. two recent implosions are just wonderful little stories that i find fascinating. one guy got his truck shot up by another driver. while moving, because.......he looked at the other guys girl. if i had a dime for evertime i have done that well.........anyways another man ran over a woman for........survey says............rejecting him. i guess that part of the bible belt has a different bible than i do. who are their role models? robert blake? oj? remember these people voted en masse for bush. need i say more.

in orlando fla (isnt another bush someone soecial there) a gentleman named bob zuckerman put a train in his yard and had the neighborhood kiddies over to ride it. as it always goes the parents didnt really look into this and he is now under arrest for sexual battery of two and possibly four children. who'd have guessed. anyone who has been around old people (and pittsburgh is loaded with them) know they want nothing more than to be away from young children. that couldnt have been any more predictable if his god given name was actually chester the molester. do people really need a red flag to go up before they start to open their eyes.

in another tribute to texas francisco ruiz 75 (agian its texas and old people) was caught screwing his golden retriever. its not the first time he's done it and not the first dog he's done it with (regardless of what he told the dog over dinner). i guess when you find something you like you stick with it. good for you francisco. another proud republican.

well my head just exploded so i guess i will just try to find all the pieces and glue this thing back together and get to work.

4 comments:

curmudgeon said...

Bob Zuckerman probably had his clown suit on too. No?

Grampapinhead said...

Nice post, I think I will giggle myself to sleep tonight after reading that.

breakerslion said...

Hey, if a guy is going to buy a dog dinner night after night, the least she can do is put out!

Megs said...

Also Disney is moving up the start of the movie Herbie because of LiLo's partying ways! Disney did not realize they were signing on a party monster who hits the night scenes with the likes of Nicole Richie and Tara Reid. That is not what the typical Disney parent wants to see, not big breats apparantly!