i heard the some of the most wonderful news last night. no, you assholes, i didnt win the powerball so dont start asking for money. no, the news was that an arrest warrant was issued for tom delay. it requires him to appear for booking on state conspiracy and money laundering charges. this is wonderful news now if only i can hear that with karl roves name on the warrant i would be even more happy.
in pittsburgh the women hospital hired a funeral director to dipsose of the fetuses that the (i dont know how to say this) accumulated during the course of a day. see this guy (mr winston) was supposed to pick them up and cremate the remains. instead mr winston stacked boxes of the remains in his garage from 1999 through 2002. he was arrested and held ,after the remains were found, for abuse of a corpse. his lawyer says that he is.....survey says........not guilty. i usually dont follow cases like this but i just have to see how his lawyer spins this one. the remains were found stacked in boxes in his garage.......what else do we need to know.
a leading animal welfare group is opposed to a new toy on the market. apparently its a chicken toy the squawks and flaps its wings while you choke it. they are saying it sends the wrong message to children....and they are right. i've been chokin my chicken for years and its never squawked or flapped its wings at me. thats right, you heard me, kids keep chokin your chicken. its one of the few toys a young boy can count on to last most of his life, giving him years of pleasure. when the young girls get older it will be fun for them too.
ok, one more day before party time.