Friday, October 28, 2005

Fridays funnies............

ok, so maybe they arent all that funny.....

in camden new jersey (need i say more) two men were arrested on sunday. that nothing special in camden. what is funny is that they were arrested for trying to buy drugs with a ........survey says........a grenade. the drug dealer called the police. how fucked up are you when a drug dealer calls the cops on you. for the uninformed let me explain. drug dealers do NOT take checks, plastic and most definitely they do NOT take grenades.

in india police brought charges against a finnish tourist for ..........survey says...........swimming naked in a holy lake. any wonder why this country is third world? i take that back. thats an insult to third world nations....india is fourth world. nobody cares that these people shit in the middle of the street. that they bathe in the river that supplies drinking water. no, thats just fine. just dont eat a cow or swim in a holy lake. my father was in india during the war and he said it was the onlyu country they flew into that you could smell before you see. thank god we are shipping jobs there so quickly.

turkey is to the european union what the fat girl is at the dance. sure she standing there and she wants to dance but nobodies rushing over to ask her. is it any wonder that the eu wont let them in. i turkish court has fined 20 people for.........survey says.........using the letters q and w on a placard under a law that bans the use of of characters not in the turkish alphabet. wtf! are they insane. what do i expect though from a country that has a human rights violations that make saudi arabia look progressive, treat women like cattle (i've seen turkish women, they might have that one right) and are run by a bunch of religious asswipes. another fouth world country.

enjoy your weekend everyone. and you, take that mask off right now.

3 comments:

ccw said...

A grenade! What an idiot and I thought it was sad when I bought beer with a big baggie of change.

curmudgeon said...

But...but...it's not a mask.

As always... Rachael said...

the whole world is fucked up. When are you running for emperor of earth?