anna wintour, editor in chief of vogue, has had her picture plastered all over the net being pied by peta fanatics. now i have no particular love of anna wintour (frankly if it werent for gettting pied i wouldnt know her at all) or vogue but i do have a hate for the cowards of peta. used to be they just hung around new york throwing red paint on old jewish women wearing fur coats. what a cowardly group. i would love to catch one and give him/her a good old fashioned beat down. i'd beat them like a baby harp seal during fur season. my only hope is that anna wintour went home, skinned a rare mink and used its fur to wipe her face.
last weekend some churches were having what they call "porn sunday". i first i thought "wow, no need to talk to me, your preaching to the choir" but alas it wasnt as advertised. their idea was to get the topic out that porno hurts realtionships with god and spouses. they think distorts peoples view of sex. now i was giving this some thought while i was anally raping my llama while my wife was stirring the bathtub full of lemon flavored jello with a 10" jelly dildo and i came to the conclusion that it hasnt affected me at all. it actually helped me somewhat. we had a masturbating contest in my neighborhood ands i finished first and third. so much for porn sunday.
some stories just get pushed under the rug and some need to be delved into. this one has a little of both. carnival cruise lines was one of the remedies that was being undertaken in the relief of the people of new orleans. i'm sure you thought, as i did, that carnival was doing the right thing and helping at a bit of a loss, like any good american would. you would think that....and you would be wrong. at over $1200 per resident per week the government is giving them over double what carnival gets for a week long caribbean cruise not to mention the other intangibles that are sure to have the carnival board of directors laughing all the way to the bank. no need to market the cruise line for three months, no need to pay port landing fees. the ability to cut back on staffing. no need to worry about the highest fuel costs in american history...for three months. is it necessary to point out that profiteering used to be illegal in wartime. the government should have demanded better. carnival should have offered more for less. its disgusting
only one more day guys and then........friday