well michael jackson got off on his trial for child molestation. i could have told you this would be the verdict months ago. this family that accused him might be the single most unsympathetic family ever. everyone in the family was a liar. now i believe that jacko molested children at some point in his life but i dont believe that the prosecution proved it beyond a resonable doubt. the case that should have ben tried was the one years ago but that family was paid off. besides if they werent going to convict robert blake then jacko wasnt going to do any time.
heyjacko should go to france. in a recent survey over 40% of french men said they would like to become pregnant. if they can work that out then jacko is sure to move there quickly. wouldnt it be great to see jacko as a pregnant french white woman. i guess this explains the amazing lack of testicles on most french men. one of the shortest books ever written is "great french war heroes". actually in a poll of the rest of the world 100% of people would like the french to bathe and shave their pits.
hey seems people in russia have had a meltdown just in time for summer. putin got pissed off and insulted a continent by saying everyone knows africans were canibals. actually i applaud a politician who says whats on his mind (even if it is crazy). a 37 year old russian man named yuri dedov heard some voices in his head. were they telling him to go get a job, drink some vodka........no. the voices said hey yuri why dont you take a hammer and pound a nail into your head. seemed like a good idea to yuri so he did it...all the way down to the nail head. dont believe everything you hear yuri. a russian astrologist , marina bai, is suing nasa. seems marina's business will be ruined in nasa is allowed, as planned, to crash a rocket into the tempel 1 comet this year. marina says the collision will "interfere with the natural life of the universe" which will in turn harm her "system of spiritual values". she is sueing for 311 million which is the cost of the entire mission. i guess chernobel was worse than we knew.
well its tuesday.....at least you dont live in russia
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LMAO...yes. Having a crap day..."at least I don't live in Russia." Feel much better. Guten tag!
Can we make that a class action suit?
Sue NASA? Wish I would have thought of that. Damn tin foil hat is just too tight I guess.
Every time I click your link, I sing in my head "you're a mean one, mr pissed..." to that tune of the grinch song... I just can't help it. You're awesome!
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