Friday, June 10, 2005

Fridays child

i never know what to believe when it comes to what our government tells us about the oil war in iraq but if this is true well......you make up your mind. seems the insurgents (and by insurgents i mean suicide car guys) might not be all that gung ho to meet allah. seems their leaaders might by tying or binding them into these cars in some manner. in one case the iraqi police found a gas pedal with the foot taped to it (another wonderful use for duct tape). i guess seventy virgins doesnt carry the weight it used to. as one iraqi mother was heard to say about her children "they blow up so fast dont they". maybe some of these guys realize that those virgins are just seventy of the same hairy smelly women the can get right now in iraq and being virgins dont even know what men like. maybe allah needs a better p.r. firm to sell this to the insurgents to be. when it comes to gods i prefer the one from nepal that just makes the women get naked before he sends rain.....hes looking classier by the second.

along that same line t-shirt hell is back. ok the site was never gone but he got rid of his worse than hell section. the gentleman who owns this site says he was poisoned and almost died. well i'm glad he grew his balls back and brought back the really offensive shirts that i so love. this site (http://www.t-shirthell.com) is really worth the visit. now dont be a dick and laugh at the shirts until the one that makes fun of something you love then become pissed. this guy is an equal opportunity hater. its also woth it to sign up for his monthly newsletter......you'll laugh your ass off at the hate mail. my favorite new shirt......."the koran, now in two ply". isnt this also an indictment of where free speech is going in this country. oh , we believe in free speech.......until we dont agree with you.

the news out of topeka , kansas is reporting that a lenexa man named joseph henning who was out on bond for his third dui was arrested for his fourth. seems joey , accidentally of course, ran over a friend outside of a bar and then took off. when the y went to arrest our friend joey he kicked open the door on the police van and struck an officer in the groin. he has been charged with felony battery, dui as well as several misdemeanors including driving with a suspended license. now i dont have to watch too many episodes of cops to realize that smacking a cop in the nuts, probably, is not the best way to get them on your side. want to bet that this guy was either shirtless or wearing a wifebeater. i'm also betting that this guy resisted arrest and the smacked him around a little bit. GOOD. he needs a beating. oh , by the way, his bond was raised from $1500 to $200,000. you can actually buy topeka kansas for $200,000.

not to be outdone by joey , antonio briseno age 42 of (get this) defiance, ohio was arrested for the 18th time for dui. the judge says he doesnt know what to do with this guy. they've fined him, took his license away forever, jailed him.....nothing seems to work. seems antonio , who lives with his parents, took their suv on memorial day without their permission . he picked up some buddies and some beer and went cruising. needing gas antonio pulled in to a station and filled up. his beer addled mind decided that flying under ther radar meant leaving without paying. i have some ideas for the judge....lock him away for life. this guy will never learn. he has nothing important to take away. he's going to keep doing this until he kills someone. in texas they locked a guy up for life after his third dui. if they dont put him away then he should be forced to shuttle the judge and his family around town (the judge would know what to do then wouldnt he).

its friday everyone........cruise through the day and hope the weather is good this weekend wherever you are.

8 comments:

vjack said...

I think I may have to get one of the "I support whatever's trendy" shirts. I love it!

ccw said...

18 DUI's? How in the hell does one get arrested for DUI 18 times? I'm with you, just lock him away, for his own good. Obviously, the first 17 arrests did not work.

shoes said...

for his own good? fuck him...for OUR own good

Grampapinhead said...

Quoting and linking again for Friday.
Thanks for the t-chirt stuff/

x said...

ummmm.... maybe force the 42 year old loser to move out of his parent's house... enabling has reached an all time high.

As always... Rachael said...

Now I won't lie to you all... I drink plenty. Nary a DUI, nary a close call. There's absolutely no excuse for endangering innocent people. I'm sure someone in this asshole's life has pointed out his drinking problem...

What that phrase you like? Thin the herd?

chrisbilal said...

someone needs to buy antonio a bike for christmas. A Huffy or Mongoose will do.

Joe Henning said...

i am the guy in lenexa ks, who ran over my friend. it WAS an accident and we remain friends today. i was just released from custody a few days ago.and dont worry i have learned my lesson and there will not be a 5th in my future, much less an 18th.. thats just nuts!any way my dl is gone for a long time and i am on parole for 24 months. just an update.