what a wonderful world it would be........

TEACHER IN SUBWAY LEAP
November 30, 2004 -- An 35-year-old teacher, "stressed out" by her job instructing adults at a Bronx job center, apparently tried to kill herself yesterday by jumping in front of a subway train — but miraculously survived with only a broken ankle, police said.
The woman, whose name was withheld, leaped onto the northbound tracks of the No. 5 express at the busy 59th Street/Lexington Avenue station at 7:50 a.m.
Witnesses said she landed between the two rails and the train passed over her.
The woman, who teaches at the South Bronx Job Corps, was taken to Bellevue Hospital.


she must be one great teacher....she couldnt even jump in front of a train right. or better yet....dont teach in the bronx. how bad a student do you have to be to make your teacher try to kill herself?
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Dad Dies After Accidentally Shooting Son At Deer Feeder
Man Apparently Thought Son Was Deer
POSTED: 10:47 pm EST November 29, 2004
KEYSTONE HEIGHTS, Fla. -- A father accidentally shot and killed his son at a deer feeder and then died of a heart attack, authorities said Monday.
The Medical Examiner's Office in Jacksonville confirmed that Ronald McKenna Jr., 33, died from what appeared to be an accidental gunshot wound. His father, Ronald McKenna Sr., 54, died of a heart attack.
The younger McKenna went into the woods on Thanksgiving Day near Keystone Heights to check on a deer feeder, Clay County sheriff's spokeswoman Mary Justino said. His father saw movement around the feeder that he reportedly thought was a deer. He fired one shot, killing his son. The elder McKenna then suffered a fatal heart attack.
Justino said the investigation continued, but investigators believed there was no evidence of foul play.


let me explain..............uugghhhhh...............fuck it , there is a joke here but i cant think of it right now. something to do with wearing orange maybe or that he shouldnt have been wearing the antler hat his mom made him last christmas.
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Mon 29 Nov 2004
Boy of 8 under investigation for allegedly assaulting headteacher SHAN ROSS
POLICE confirmed last night that they are investigating a classroom assault by an eight-year-old school pupil which resulted in a female headteacher being treated in hospital for back injuries. Margaret Henderson, 47, the headteacher of Pinewood Primary in Drumchapel, Glasgow, was teaching a class of 33 pupils last Wednesday afternoon when the boy allegedly attacked her. Mrs Henderson was pushed over and fell against classroom furniture. An ambulance took the experienced teacher to Glasgow Royal Infirmary for treatment. She has since been released but has not yet returned to teaching duties.


whats the odds of this kid passing. on the upside you'll know all the answers next year. thank god the scottish dont have a temper. the kids defense was that the young man wasnt thinking properly due to all the whiskey he had consumed during lunch.
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Boy Allegedly Forced To Rub Feces On Himself As Punishment
Boy's Mother Faces Misdemeanor Charge For Not Trying To Stop Incident
POSTED: 4:04 pm EST November 23, 2004
UPDATED: 4:25 pm EST November 23, 2004
INDIANA COUNTY, Pa. -- A punishment for a 7-year-old Indiana County boy lands a man in court. And Tuesday night his mother is defending the punishment.
Diane Blair's boyfriend, Kenneth Fleegle, is charged with forcing her 7-year-old son to rub feces on himself as a form of punishment.
Outside a district justice's office in Blairsville, WPXI-TV asked the mother to explain why the alleged incident happened while she watched.
Blair said, "I would technically not do it myself, but I would do it a different way."
The incident allegedly happened in the Blairsville house she shared with Fleegle.
Blair faces a misdemeanor charge of child endangerment for allegedly not trying to stop Fleegle.
Blair said, "Just because I didn't stop it, I shouldn't be condemned. You know what I mean?"
Police said it took an hour to get the boy to talk about the incident.
They said he told them Fleegle was mad at him and made him smear feces all over himself.
Fleegle and Blair waved their cases to court.
Police said the boy is living with a foster parent while the case makes it way through the courts.
A neighbor expressed sympathy for the mother and child.
Marlene Bongianino said, "Sometimes I feel sorry for her, but on the other hand, you have to take care of your children."
In a court document, Blairsville police said Fleegle told them he was tired of the little boy "going to the bathroom on the floor where he wasn't supposed to go."
Indiana County Children and Youth Services is handling the case.
Meanwhile, Fleegle is being held in the Allegheny County Jail.


let me explain pennsylvania for everyone who doesnt live here. in the east you have philadelphia. in the west you have pittsburgh. in between you have arkansas. just because you didnt stop it you shouldnt be condemned.........what are you crazy? no birth control and a sixth grade education is a terrible thing.
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Man Blames Ruined Business On Unwanted Faxes
POSTED: 9:34 am EST November 29, 2004
UPDATED: 9:44 am EST November 29, 2004
CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- A West Virginia man says unwanted faxes ruined his business.
Wade Peer says his automotive accessory business was doomed by a flood of misdirected faxes from one of North America's largest banks.
He's suing the Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce in federal court for preventing him from operating his Maryland-based company called Allstar Sportsline Products.
Peer claims mis-directed faxes tied up his five phone lines to the point at which he couldn't get or make phone calls.
He says customers started to think the company had gone out of business and stopped trying to call to place orders.
According to the lawsuit, the bank was alerted to the problem in March 2002, but the faxes did not begin to decrease until August 2002 -- a year after they began.
Peer is asking for more than $3 million in damages and legal fees.


this is an unhealthy mixture of west virginia and canada. the cannucks vs. the schmucks. hey canada , want a little advice? dont try for dna evidence in west virginia...eh. how good could your company possibly be if faxes undermined your endeavor. i guess changing his number never crossed his tiny litle mind.
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No problem ... Rebecca Loos collected pig semen on British television / ReutersPig pleasuring OKFrom correspondents in London30nov04IN ONE of their more delicate rulings of recent years, British television watchdogs ruled today that a pig sexually pleasured on television by a minor celebrity did not feel degraded by the experience.Dozens of viewers complained about the episode in the reality-TV show The Farm, in which a series of celebrities were sent to do tough work with agricultural crops and animals.
The audience were treated to the sight of Rebecca Loos, the self-proclaimed ex-lover of England football captain David Beckham, stimulating the boar for 10 minutes to produce a flask of semen.
Many viewers complained to the government's Office of Communications (Affectum) that this was "akin to bestiality", while a leading animal charity condemned the scenes as "morbid and sordid".
But in a ruling released today, Affectum cleared broadcaster Channel Five of breaching decency standards, saying the procedure was perfectly normal.
"The task performed by Rebecca Loos is one that occurs regularly on UK farms. It was properly supervised by a qualified veterinary surgeon and was carried out for a genuine purpose - to artificially inseminate the pigs on the 'celebrity farm'," the ruling said.
It added: "We don't believe that the scene was degrading or harmful to the boar."


the british office of communications has nothing on the fcc. thank god a handjob wasnt degrading or harmful to the pig. i sure wouldnt want to degrade a proud animal like a pig. you know, the animal that sleeps and eats in its own filth. hey i would let rebecca loos give me some hand release on tv every day and i promise i wont feel degraded or harmed.