Arafat croaks

Suha Arafat, the Arab Anna Nicole Smith
By Daniel H. Blazejewski & Brian K. WhiteNov 10, 2004, 13:29

Suha Arafat meets with reporters at the hospital in Paris to discuss her husbands health.For more than a week now, Suha Arafat has been playing two parts. First, the part of the soon-to-be-grieving widow of a mass-murdering Palestinian leader. Second, the part of a soon-to-be-inheriting over $500 million cold hard cash over a cold hard carcus, and somewhat grieving widow. She has played the second part much better than the first.Since her secret marriage to Palestinian leader Yassir Arafat in Tunis more than a decade ago, she has been living in Paris on a $1.2 million a year stipend from diverted funds intended for schools, hospitals and "bomber bonuses".Now that Yassir's choice of golden knocker is the one death’s door, rather than his wifes faltering wrinkle-bust, she is no longer satisfied with $1.2 million a year, and is trying to win the Arabic lottery – sole control of Yassir’s amassed fortune. Try saying that ten times fast in English or Arabic.Since 1979, Western countries have donated tens of millions of pounds, lira, Euros, deniro, dollars, and even those head scratching Canadian dollars with their absurd appearance and portrait of a foreign queen. Then there's count the $500 million Christmas bonus paid by Saddam Hussein during the '91 Gulf War with a card reading "Quick, bomb some jews, I'm gettin' slaughtered down here!"All this aid from abroad and the cleverly embezzled sum of ten to thirteen billion dollars, may go to the greedy broad that gave him the mystery illness that's killing him. Mystery illness? Sounds like AIDS from a broad to me.Though they have been living apart since the beginning of the second intifada, Suha and her husband have been together in scandal. The French authorities recently revealed they were investigating alleged multi-million dollar transfers to her bank account from a number of foreign bank accounts. She, in turn, has accused her husband's close aides of being responsible for corrupt dealings, saying: "Every beautiful flower ends up surrounded by weeds." We at Glossy News have seen pictures of the woman, and can attest to the fact that she is, in fact, no “beautiful flower.”“This is an outrage,” said PLO Suicide Bomb Fabrication Technician (level I) Abbud Algosaubi, speaking from Ramallah. “That money belongs to the Palestinian Authority. Without it, where are we to get money for supplies to support regional terrorism? How will we pay $25,000 reward to the families of [suicide] bombers? I know crazy like I know my own mother, and this is crazy!”Tahirah Al-Shammari, a fruit peddler living outside of Jerusalem, said, with an astonished look on her face, “Thirteen billion dollars? Where has all of that money gone? With that much money, we could have bought the West Bank back from the Jews.”Suha Arafat declined to comment on the fact that she's stealing billions of dollars from a people with a long history of remorseless killing. Palestinian officials offered, "Oh, give her another month, she'll have even less to say, if you understand my cryptic meaning," and added, "She'll be dead. Just wanted to make sure you'll understand."


i thought that i would add this article i found because it points out that no matter how f'ed up you are some broad will marry you for you money or power. i never really looked into yasar arafat but i find any religious zealot to be ridiculous. i did realize one thing today he wore that goofy head gear because he was one ugly son of a bitch. it is nice to know that the terrorists are as corrupt as any politician in any other country. he was stealing money to keep his mistress in a luxury apartment with all the bling that goes with it. spend that money quick honey because these people dont get lawyers to recoup their cash. they have a rather unique way of dealing with people that screw them over. good luck golddigger.

on a lighter note i understand they didnt announce arafats death days ago because they didnt want his death to fall on a jewish holiday. what they didnt realize is that any day arafat would have died would be considered a jewish holiday. see ya yasar....i hope there is a special place in hell for you.