i posted the video of tara reid's titty slip yesterday . let me explain my thoughts on tits. as you might know i am one of the worlds foremost experts on titties. i have studied them for over 30 years now and feel that i am able to discuss them at length. lets start with the fact that i really like titties. i like big ones, small ones.......lets just say i like them all. i have no problem with fake titties. as a matter of fact i think they are one of the greatest medical discoveries ever. there should be some rules though. first, if your going to get fake ones then go to someone who knows what hes doing. i understand that k-mart would be cheaper but you get what you pay for. now tara reid should have some money.....right? did she try to save some cash? the doctor who did those should have his license pulled. it a shame to see nice breasts ruined. she now has franken-nipples. the nipple that showed looks like a map of new jersey. its the same shape as the state. its hideous. now dont get me wrong , i have no problem with chicks getting big stripper tits put on them. its like getting a really good after market sattelite radio/cd/mp3 player put in your car. it really enhances the value...just dont get bad ones. go in through the navel or under the arm. dont have big, sore looking scars around your nipples. especially since this broad will have to be showing her sweater puppies to get any work. she really has no other talent besides her lung sacks. so, as i finish this little rant, let me just encourage all women to go and get perfect fake breasts. the world will then live in peace.
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Excellent, post. I couldn't agree more.
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