Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Weird news......read it and weep

Apparently chicks in england are friendly......too bad most of the guys there are gay

A SKINT student has been banned from auctioning her BOOBS on the Net.
The girl, who called herself Twinkly Spangle, offered bidders a 15- minute fondling session with her 32C assets to fund her university fees.
She even promised a cup of tea and snack at her Colchester home - and included a naked snap of her cleavage on the site.
Bidding for the breasts, "still attached, great condition" started at £20 yet quickly soared to £180.
But eBay chiefs removed the ad - saying it broke their erotica ban.
A spokesman said: "We have strict rules on this."
Police seek help in graffiti smearing of dog
Kevin BlockerThe Arizona RepublicNov. 15, 2004 03:10 PM
Maricopa County Animal Control authorities are seeking the public's help to find the culprit who used hair or food color dye to paint graffiti on a white, female pit bull terrier."I have seen dogs with graffiti before, but I have never seen anything like this," said Julie Bank, a spokeswoman for Animal Control. "If you saw her from a distance, you'd think that black is part of this dog's natural hair color."She's just covered from head to toe.

Bank said officials are working with the Glendale Police Department to determine if the act of coloring the dog was gang-related."There's Spanish lettering, the word P-I-G and dollar signs painted all over her," Bank said. "Usually this kind of act is an indication of gang activity."Bank called the roughly 60- to 65-pound female pit bull an "absolute sweetie." She was found this weekend in Glendale.The dog will be held for 72 hours as a stray until it's claimed, according to Bank. If she goes unclaimed, authorities will try to find her a home as soon as possible."The black markings should come off, because it appears to be hair dye or food coloring," Bank said.Anyone with information about the dog should call Animal Control officials at (602) 506-7387.

Ok, this just begs to ask the question....How f'ed up are you to paint a dog. What , there are no buildings in your area? On the other hand ....How tough is the person who paints a PIT BULL?

Man Sets Himself Ablaze at White House
Monday, November 15, 2004
WASHINGTON — A man set himself afire Monday just outside a White House gate and repeatedly yelled "Allah Allah" after Secret Service (search) officers put out the flames and one held him facedown on the sidewalk.
U.S. Park Police (search) said the man was carrying a letter for President Bush. According to police investigators, the man talked with uniformed Secret Service officers at the northwest gate before pulling a lighter from his pocket and igniting his jacket.

So i see this headline and i quickly go to the article hoping beyond hope............ah shit, wrong guy set himself on fire.
Charges Dropped After Woman Uses Fake Bush $200 Bill
POSTED: 8:18 am EST November 15, 2004
GREENSBURG, Pa. -- President George W. Bush may have won re-election but he hasn't earned a place on U.S. currency.
That's news to a couple of people in Pennsylvania.
Authorities in Pennsylvania are dropping charges against a woman who used a phony $200 bill featuring Bush.
The fake bill has the current president's face on the front with the serial number DUBYA-4-U-2001. There's a picture of the White House on the back with several signs erected on the front lawn, including those reading "We Like Broccoli" and "USA Deserves A Tax Cut."
Deborah Trautwine was charged with passing the bogus $200 bill. Her attorney said she was unaware the currency was fake.
A clerk at a store called the Fashion Bug was also fooled and took the funny money and gave Trautwine more than $100 in change. For the record, there's no $200 bill -- and no currency with President Bush's picture.
The charges were dropped after the woman repaid the store in full.

Ok, is there anything a lawyer wont say to get his client off. Of course she didnt know there was no 200 dollar bill. If that is true she should go to jail for stupidity. At least have her steralized ........lets empty that gene pool. And what the fuck was the clerk thinking. Throw the two of them in the same cell and let them discuss it. This is a country of morons. You know that they both voted for bush. By the way, i'm going out now to cash in with my fake currency. Each one is worth 117.50 and has james polk on them. fashion bug.....here i come

2004-11-15 - Wireless Flash Weird NewsLooking For Next Big Male Porn Star
CHATSWORTH, CA (Wireless Flash) -- Tomorrow (Nov. 16) will be a big day for porn director Seymore Butts -- he'll be looking for the next big male porn star.
Butts -- who also appears on the Showtime reality series, "Family Business" -- is holding auditions at his studio in Chatsworth, California, in hopes of finding a man who can handle the rough-and-tumble world of adult film.
As you might imagine, it's a hard job. Butts says 95 percent of guys who audition in the adult industry can't keep up with the workload.
Butts needs a man who can stay erect for 60 minutes at a time and admits that isn't easy when "two or three beautiful women are providing you with maximum stimulation."
In addition, he says guys who are ordinarily good at sex in their bedroom can become gun-shy when the camera is pointing at them.
Despite the job stress, Butts says a successful male porn star can earn $100,000 a year and, unlike female stars, have a career that lasts up to 25 years.
Interested males who are up for the job can apply by e-mailing Butts at aprstorm@aol.com

ok, lets be honest. Job stress is where if you dont have something done today you will lose your job, your house and your family. Job stress is when if i push this button a million people will die. Screwing women on film is truly at the low end of the job stress scale. Our president has alot of stre.............ok , thats not such a good example, but you get what i'm saying. This is most mens dream job. Anchor on espn pales in comparison.

ok, enough for one day. If your brain hurts from seeing some of these just relax and soon it will all fade away. Or you can be like me and run to my bathroom to jam a q-tip into my ear and punish my brain.

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