Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Amateur gynecologists and blondes........sounds like the beginning of a good joke

Man who posed as gynecologist sentenced to four years in prison
DALLAS A Texas man has been sentenced to four years in prison for posing as a gynecologist -- with an office in a self-storage complex.Authorities in Dallas launched an undercover investigation after seeing an ad in a weekly newspaper offering free medical care. A prosecutor set up the undercover sting with an investigator posing as a patient and using a hidden camera.
They say Thomas Remo wore a scrub shirt and had some medical equipment in the small kitchen of the storage facility office where he worked.
After Remo's arrest in September, authorities got calls from women who said they were victims, but did not want their identities revealed in court records. Prosecutors did not file sexual assault charges.

how subtle. i just wore scrubs and worked out of my car. the women laid down in the back seat and used my shoulders as stirrups. i once worked on a woman with a clitoris like a pickle (no , not the size, the taste). stop, its an old joke. anyways, are they going to arrest the women for stupidity. at least have them fixed so they cant reproduce. that a gene pool that we dont need anyone jumping into. what a wonderful world we live in and remember texas voted en masse for bush and his morals.
Blondes ain't laughing
Hungary - Blonde jokes are set to be banned in Hungary after blonde women staged an angry protest outside parliament.
The protestors handed in a petition claiming they were being discriminated against in every walk of life by bad taste blonde jokes.
Spokesperson Zsuzsa Kovacs said: "Blondes face discrimination in the job market, in the workplace when they get a job, and even on the streets.
"People are banned from discriminating against Jews, or blacks, so why not grant blondes the same protection."
The petition was handed to the equal opportunities minister Kinga Goncz asking her to investigate whether jokes about blondes fall into the same category as religious discrimination.
The petition was just short of the 100 000 needed to force parliament to debate the matter but Goncz's deputy who spoke to the crowd pledged the government would act to stop any discrimination.
Blondes - real and bleached - protested outside the ministry as the petition was handed in, waving banners with slogans like "We're blonde, not stupid" and "Love us for our minds". -

blondes aint laughing.....................because they dont get the jokes. doesnt this make hungary the biggest blonde joke of all time. what were the odds that all the blondes were standing outside the wrong building. next thing you know we wont be allowed to make jokes about lawyers or chicks with big fake titties.

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