Muslim stupidity on parade..........

KARACHI, Pakistan Dec 11, 2006 (AP)— More than 20,000 supporters of an Islamic alliance rallied Sunday, demanding the government withdraw changes to a controversial rape statute that they say go against Islam. Musharraf last week signed into law some amendments to the Hudood Ordinance, a 1979 law against rape that human rights activists said punished rape victims while providing legal safeguards for their attackers.
The ordinance required a rape victim to produce four witnesses in court to prove her assault claim. Under the new amendment, judges can choose whether a rape case should be tried in a criminal court where the four-witness rule does not apply or under the Islamic ordinance.
The new law also drops the death penalty for sex outside of marriage. The offense now would be punishable with five years in prison or a fine of $165. Human rights groups have hailed the amendments but Muslim groups claim the changes go against Islam. Opposition Islamic groups have held a series of protests against the new law since it was passed by Parliament last month.

i know that rape is no laughing matter (unless your raping a clown) but this story got to make you laugh. if this doesnt make you laugh at the islamic faith then nothing else will. what this boils down to is that these people are protesting to regain their right to rape women. bottom line thats all it is. i'll debate any muslim on this . i dont think i would rape someone in front of four witnesses unless i could count on them to back my story. about dropping the death penalty for sex outside marriage...well , do you realize how many camels would be killed each year. $165 or five years in jail? that amounts to $33 per year. can you pay $99 and go to jail for two years? no wonder these countries arent third world....they're fourth world. all the women should just get up and leave. imagine a country full of just men. gayiety would ensue for sure. you think they're pissed off now? imagine the possibilities then. the best thing the united states could do is give them free internet. nobody has a jihad when they can rub one out to good old red, white and blue american porn. it is the one thing we do better than anyone (including the japs and germans). we may not be able to build a really good car anymore but we will always have that.

11 shopping days to xmas. get to work. the economy needs your cash.

Justice peeked from beneath the blindfold....

BALTIMORE -- A Kansas church has been ordered to pay $3,150 for costs and fees associated with a summons and complaint filed by the father of a Marine whose funeral was picketed by the extremist group.
Albert Snyder, of York, Pa., is suing the Rev. Fred Phelps and Westboro Baptist Church after church members demonstrated at the funeral of Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder, of Westminster, and posted pictures of the protest on their Web site.
Lance Snyder was killed in Iraq in March. Members of the Topeka church claim U.S. soldiers are killed as God's punishment for America's tolerance of homosexuality.His father's federal lawsuit, filed June 5, alleges church members violated the family's right to privacy and defamed the Marine and his family at the funeral and on the church's Web site.
Phelps and the church refused to grant a waiver in the serving of summonses in connection with the federal lawsuit, making the church liable for those costs.
Court documents say the church has 30 days to make the payment to Snyder.

if this doesnt make you feel good then nothing will. dont get me wrong i wouldnt mind seeing someone punch the living shit out of one of the phelps family but it wouldnt do any good. a punch to the wallet will be what stops this insane family. if this is the kind of people god would want in heaven then hell looks better every day. i can only hope god in his infinite wisdom calls the whole congregation to him soon. wow i would hate to be in line at the pearly gates behind these asswipes. please do not make the payments in 30 days. please throw fred phelps in federal prison. wow. that couldnt be better

a little extra smile in your day.

This sounds just right........

JONESBORO, Ga. -- A middle school security officer used a Taser on a sixth-grade boy to break up his fight with a girl Wednesday, school officials said.
Officials said the 11-year-old shocked twice with the device at Jonesboro Middle School weighs 200 pounds and refused to obey orders to stop attacking the girl, also 11, and the Taser was used as a last resort to prevent her from being seriously injured.
The two had been taken to the office to resolve an argument that started during lunch and spilled into a classroom.
"The male student literally jumped on the girl and started hitting her about the face and head," school district spokesman Charles White said. "He did not comply with directions to stop, and physical efforts to pull him off the girl were unsuccessful."
Both students were treated for injuries, none of them serious, White said. The boy was charged with assault and battery and was taken to a juvenile detention center, and later was released to the custody of his mother.
The officer is a city of Jonesboro police officer who carries the standard equipment of a pistol and a Taser, according to Jonesboro Police Sgt. Brad Johnson.

a 200 lb 11 year old. tasered? what happened to the old days when you would just beat him with a night stick. i long for those days. i guess making him write something 100 times is out of the question now. thank god the nuns were not allowed to use tasers when i was in school. those sadistic nuns would have run up one hell of an electric bill on me. i wonder when his parents will sue the school and police over their "out of control" child getting zapped. thank god someone was there because the little girl he was beating probably stood no chance against this animal. let him be home schooled. if it was my daughter i would be kicking the shit out of an 11 year old as we speak.


December 1, 2006 -- Long Island cops got a real high when a man phoned because his pot had been pilfered.
Suffolk Detective Sgt. Darrell Dabe said officers responded to the man's Bellport home on Wednesday to investigate a robbery report.
Michael Omelchunk, 27, vanished when the cops arrived but returned to say armed thugs had "made off with most of" his weed, authorities said.
"He admitted he was packaging the marijuana when the men with guns came in," Dabe said.
The crooks left with their arms full - but they left behind 71/2 pounds of the stash.
"The place reeked of it," Dabe said.
Omelchunk was busted and charged with drug possession

sure, smoking dope doesnt affect your judgement at all. i wonder if your homeowners will cover the loss of dope. how much would you be laughing if you were the cop who got this call. at least the cops can say an arrest was made on this case. and what self respecting drug dealer calls the police...use a machine gun like every other good drug dealer does. god helps those who help themselves. this just shows that smoking dope makes you lazy too. theres nothing i hate more than a lazy, cowardly drug dealer.



A man has been arrested after allegedly trying to force his estranged wife into an oven on Thanksgiving in front of their five children.
Martin Luther Jackson, 31, of Decatur, has been charged with aggravated assault, aggravated battery, cruelty to children and possession of marijuana after the Nov. 23 incident, said Sgt. Jodi Shupe of the Rockdale County Sheriff's Office.
Jackson and his 29-year-old wife, who have been separated since July, have five children ranging in age from 1 to 13 years old, Shupe said. Jackson apparently started fighting with his wife after she and the children returned to their Conyers home on Thanksgiving.
At one point during the fight, Jackson allegedly attempted to stuff his wife inside the kitchen oven, which had been left on to heat the house, Shupe said. The woman escaped and went to the sheriff's office with visible head injuries, Shupe said.
Investigators found Jackson hiding under a bed at his mother's house in Decatur, where he had been living since the separation, Shupe said.


who hasnt wanted to shove their wife into an oven over the holidays. maybe he was just trying to show her the self cleaning feature of the oven or how easily the racks slide in and out. maybe after smoking some dope he got hungry and she reminded him of a ham....a screaming , kicking ham. and what a way to impress the children. i'm sure the father of the year people will be wanting to speak to him .......right after the state is done with him. and again, what self respecting criminal runs home to mommy. i'd rather get caught in a whorehouse than hiding under my old bed at mommies house. you know mommy never took down the posters and little league trophies from his childhood. hes going to do well in the joint.

well kids hope your monday is going well. mine isnt but thats not your problem. now get to work

Stupid is as stupid does......

SCOTTSDALE - A gunman who allegedly held up a bank was arrested minutes into his getaway attempt after he unwittingly tried to drive into Scottsdale police headquarters.Randall Todd Wagner is suspected of handing a demand note to a teller at Bank of America, 3123 N. Scottsdale Road around 10 a.m., shortly before fleeing onto Indian School Road,police said. Wagner, 39, was arrested after he momentarily tried to turn his Ford Taurus into Scottsdale's Witzeman Public Safety Building, at Indian School and Granite Reef roads - a building swarming with uniformed police and fire personnel for a public dedication ceremony.
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Wagner was pulled over near Indian School and 87th Place, two blocks from headquarters, by Scottsdale police Lt. Steve Yturralde."The guy looked like he was going to turn into the ceremony, and I think he changed his mind," Scottsdale police Sgt. Mark Clark said.It took less than 10 minutes to find and catch Wagner, Clark said. He was taken into custody without incident. A handgun and cash were found inside the Taurus."He knew he was caught," Clark said. "He made the smart decision and just gave up."

he made a smart decision? must of been his first that day. apparently it not like the movies where the criminal plans out every step of the heist, taking into account any variables, then pulls it off without a hitch. he wont be in oceans 13 if you get my drift but he will have a really funny story to tell in prison during the almost continuous anal rapes.

BARBERTON, Ohio -- A Barberton man with 18 DUI convictions could be on his way to becoming Ohio's worst drunken driving offender.
NewsChannel5's Jonathan Costen reported that the number of convictions against 51-year-old Jess Brown could go up with pending cases in Akron and Barberton.Brown was arraigned Wednesday on charges stemming from the collision in Barberton.Police said Brown was drunk at the time of the collision. In fact, authorities said that if he's convicted on the Akron case, a Barberton DUI would make 20 convictions, a state record.
Barberton Police Chief Michael Kallai said Brown simply has no regard for others.Brown is being held on a $50,000 bond. His next hearing is set for December.
Kallai said he suspects that once a judge sees Brown's record, he will be kept in jail for a long time.

lets see what record do i want to set. you think as a small boy this was his dream. i'm sure its a proud moment for his family. see and you thought jess would never accomplish anything. he showed them. lock him up and throw away the key. only through incredibly dumd luck haas he not killed anyone ....yet. i guess he will need to wipe out a family before hes put away.

LORAIN, Ohio (AP) - A former Roman Catholic school principal accused of kissing three male students' feet has pleaded not guilty to misdemeanour charges of sexual imposition.
Robert Holloway, the former principal at St. Anthony of Padua School in Lorain, entered the plea Monday. He also pleaded not guilty to charges of unauthorized use of public property.
Police Sgt. Mark Carpentiere said foot fetish material was found on two school computers seized from Holloway's office, despite the educator's claims he did not have a foot fetish.
Holloway, 50, resigned as principal in the spring after the 14-year-old students and their parents reported the foot-kissing to police.
The principal told authorities that the kissing was pay-up for a bet over a student-teacher volleyball game. He paid each student $15 and kissed their feet 50 times in the school's library and gym.
Holloway's lawyer, Carmen Roberto, would not allow his client to speak to reporters after the hearing.

what was the bet. how many times he could blow a 14 year old? and he lost? is this something you want out in public . shouldnt he just do the honorable thing and kill himself. and what kind of kid would let the principal kiss his feet 50 times. ok, sure i would have let some principal/teacher kiss my feet just to humiliate them but 50 times.....i dont think so. and you just know tongue was involved. in defense of the students i'm sure the $15 went towards the keg party that weekend.

some funnies to get you through thursday...i know i need it. now get to work.

And i only thought it would make you go blind.....

BEIJING (Reuters) - A 14-year old Chinese boy killed himself after running up a bill of 1,800 yuan ($230) calling phone sex numbers, the official Xinhua news agency said on Saturday. Li Hongbin, from a village in poor northwestern Gansu province, dropped out of school last year and began calling the expensive hotlines in August.
He committed suicide by drinking pesticide after a telephone company clerk called at the family home asking for payment.
The longest conversation listed in a 16-page phone bill went on for over four hours, Xinhua said.
Calls cost three yuan a minute, Xinhua cited the head of one service as saying. The average monthly cash income of Chinese farmers is just 300 yuan.
Phone sex services have been proliferating in recent years, with adverts in local telephone directories and newspapers, but Beijing is also attempting to crack down on pornography with a campaign that includes monitoring phone sex lines.

a woman that works with me had a son that ran up $900 in phone sex charges......on her credit card. she defended him saying that he wouldnt do that. the correct answer is "sure he would". ladies just assume that when your not around we are masturbating. its one of the few things we dont have to look our best to do. if god didnt want you to masturbate he would have made a computer mouse that needed to be used with two hands. its what we , as men, do best. and dont pretend you ladies dont do it either. i've seen the ads where the woman is holding this vibrator to her shoulder trying in vain to convince us that shes using it on her shoulder. yeah right. i'm not falling for it. that thing is shaped like a penis for one reason...to go where a penis should go. you virgins can think of it as captain kirk (you'll get that one soon or have someone explain it to you). is a $230 bill reason enough to kill yourself. in a word...no. sure your ashamed of it (by it i mean getting caught, not the act) but you'll get over it. so will the folks. kick them your next paycheck and get on the internet like everyone else. internet access is cheaper than the phone sex service that kid was using.

well kids i need to run. i;m going to call my answering machine and leave a filthy message for myself. the rest of you....get to work.

Does anyone have a goddamn comb......

TMZ has learned that actor Rip Torn was arrested in North Salem, New York and charged with Driving While Intoxicated (DWI).We're told Torn, who is 75-years-old, refused to cooperate with the cops and would not submit to a blood-alcohol test.Torn, who has starred in numerous movies including "Men in Black" and "Dodgeball," was arrested after his car was involved in an accident and police were called. At the time of publication, Torn was still in police custody.In January, 2004, Torn was arrested in New York City after crashing his car into a taxi, and charged with DWI. Even though Torn launched into an epic and vulgar rant at the police station, the actor was found not guilty. His lawyers were Judge Judy's two sons.

cant the police just hook these guys up with a comb before the mug shot. is the goal here to make as an embarrassing photo as possible. i've gone out drinking and have come home in some horrible shape and i have never looked like this. he looks like a drunken irish pirate. all he needs is an eyepatch and a hook for a hand. and dont think the chicks fare any better. you would think the cops would want the photo to come out nice before sending right to tmz or one of the other celeb sites that must pay the cops for these wonderful shots. buy a comb. let these guys use the bathroom. whatever it takes. isnt it bad enough to get arrested and have your mugshot all over the net.

ok, i admit it, i love these shots......thank you rip, glen campbell....etc, etc, etc

Why not me.......

LOS ANGELES - The nation's largest Roman Catholic archdiocese said Friday it will pay $60 million to settle 45 sex abuse lawsuits, the largest payout yet by the Archdiocese of Los Angeles and among the biggest resulting from the molestation crisis that's plagued the church. The cases were among more than 500 abuse claims pending against the Los Angeles Archdiocese.
The claims settled Friday involve 22 priests and include allegations from two periods when the archdiocese had limited or no insurance against sexual abuse claims — prior to the mid-1950s and after 1987.
Mahony said $40 million of the payment would come from the archdiocese, while $20 million would be from religious orders plus a small amount of independent insurance coverage.
Friday's settlement was the largest in California since 2004, when the Diocese of Orange agreed to spend $100 million to settle 90 abuse claims. It was also the fourth-largest in the nation since the clergy abuse crisis erupted in the Archdiocese of Boston in 2002, according to an AP review of settlements.

why couldnt i have cashed in on this payday? was i so hideous as a child? didnt they like me at all? i was always dressed nice, combed hair.........why couldnt i have been taken advantage of. i wouldnt have liked it then but the payoff now is sweet. i have a dream that the catholic church will have to start selling things to pay for all these lawsuits. alot of people think this is due to the fact that priests cant marry but as you will read below this isnt always the case. if only the church wouldnt have hid this problem. if they would have taken the first priest and threw him to the wolves then alot of other priests wouldnt have pulled out the willies for the flock....so to speak.



AND IN A RELATED STORY

A Maryland rabbi caught in a television sting operation was sentenced to 6 1/2 years in prison yesterday for trying to solicit sex from a 13-year-old boy over the Internet.
David A. Kaye, 56, told the judge that he traveled to Herndon for what he thought would be sex with a boy "as a cry out for help to fight my personal demons." Sobbing as he acknowledged his father, who sat in the courtroom in a wheelchair, Kaye said his conviction had made him face "the reality of who I am. . . . I know I need help. I pray that God allows me to get that help."
Kaye's attorney, Peter D. Greenspun, said the rabbi, who was featured last year on the "To Catch a Predator" series on "Dateline NBC," kept his sexuality secret and spent thousands of hours chatting online in search of liaisons.
Kaye thought that he was chatting online with a young adult, Greenspun said. He said Kaye, who is divorced, is in therapy, and he urged a sentence on the low end of federal guidelines, which recommended a term of 63 to 78 months in prison.
"There is a very decent core to this man," Greenspun said.
But U.S. District Judge James C. Cacheris in Alexandria settled on 78 months and said Kaye would then face 10 years of supervised release. The judge said that during that time, Kaye will be forbidden to accept any job involving children, and he ordered him to never be around children younger than 18 without an adult present.

dont think the catholics have a lock on the whole gay/pedophile thing. in defense of the priests never has one been caught on a national tv show. a decent core to this man? i guess he was going to ...very decently...screw a 13 year old boy. i saw this episode and there is no way hes going to make 78 months in the joint. hes an odds on favorite to get shivved in the laundry. guess what dave there arent any 13 year old boys in prison and the guys there dont like men who prey on 13 year old boys. they are going to slice him up for xmas. his best bet is to take a swing at a guard on the very first day and getting thrown into solitary. its his only chance.

only 20 more shopping days til xmas kids. dont spend more than say......$500 on my gift. thats an arbitrary figure by the way

Hittng a little too close to home........

JACKSONVILLE, FL –- The makers of a new video game say its Biblically themed action is designed to stir “’thinking and talking’ about matters of eternal importance.” But opponents on the First Coast say it’s offensive to Christian beliefs.With flashy graphics and intense action, “Left Behind: Eternal Forces” has the hallmarks of a hit video game, but with a Biblical twist. Set just after the Rapture in the Book of Revelation, the game puts you in charge of civilians and soldiers with the Tribulation Force –- an armed group fighting against the army of the Antichrist.That fighting sometimes means killing. And some religious groups are furious.“Christ’s central message has always been one of understanding and love. And for people to use Revelation and misuse Revelation in such a way –- is grotesque,” said Avery Garner, a leader of the Christian Alliance for Progress, a nationwide group based on the First Coast.


this may be the first time christians killed people who deserve it. just kidding ..you had to know its only a game. in real life christians are too busy killing abortion doctors. christians mad about killing? didnt anyone explain the crusades or the inquisition or the holocaust? the bible is just full of murder and rape and......well you get the drift. nobody in the history of mankind (this includes that crazy chap pestilence) has killed more people than christians. the only truly shocking thing in all of this is that they arent attacking gays, women and jews......the holy trinity of hate. how did they get left out. this actually sounds like a cool game. i may have to get it. this should prove to god that i'm on his side. i hope this is my in to heaven.

get on with you day everyone...it is mondday you know.

Recipe time........

Here's a great Tequila Christmas Cookie recipe that I thought you might want to try this year:

1 cup of water1 tsp. baking soda1 cup of sugar1 tsp. salt1 cup of brown sugarlemon juice4 large eggs1 cup nuts2 cups of dried fruit1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl,

check the Cuervoagain, to be sure it is of the highestquality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat onecup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure theCuervo is still OK, try another cup ...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the****. If the fried druit gets stuckin the beaterers just pry it loose witha drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo tocheck for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, orsomething. Who giveshz a sheet.

Checkthe Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemonjuice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, orsomefink. Whatever you can find. Greashthe oven.Turn the cake tin 360 degreesand try not to fall over. Don't forgetto beat off the ****.

Finally, throwthe bowl through the window, finish theCose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

i stole this from another blog. i thought you might enjoy it going into the first weekend in dcember. ok, now back to work

Something to keep in mind......

Let's all shop at Sears!!!
I assume you have all seen the reports about how Sears is treating its reservist employees who are called up? By law, they are required to hold their jobs open and available, but nothing more. Usually, people take a big pay cut and lose benefits as a result of being called up.. Sears is voluntarily paying the difference in salaries and maintaining all benefits, including medical insurance and bonus programs, for all called up reservist employees for up to two years. I submit that Sears is an exemplary corporate citizen and should be recognized for its contribution.Suggest we all shop at Sears, and be sure to find a manager to tell them why we are there so the company gets the positive reinforcement it well deserves.

i doubt that wal-mart would do the same. at this time its unbelievable that acompany would do this and as such should be rewarded.

i looked this up on snopes and it is true.

KKKramer.......

i know your all waiting on me to comment on kramer and i didnt want to until i saw where the chips would land...now here goes nothing.

ok so kramer lost it in a comedy club. the people came in and he thought they were making too much noise. ok, so he dropped the n-bomb what ah.......thousand times. so what. maybe he thought he was making a rap video. watch the shows from the apollo and you hear "nigga" used a million times. does that make it right? probably not but if blacks want whites to quit using it then they should start.....dont you think. personally i dont run around calling white people honkies or crackers (even if i'm mad at them) asshole seems to do the job just fine. the jews took their collective feet off of mel gibsons throat now its time for the blacks to do the same to kramer. he apologized. hell, he went on jesse jacksons show and apologized. isnt that enough? everyone is watching the show on youtube and making fun him anyways. hes got down on his knees and kissed your shoes. you showed him...now relax. i'm tired of this story and its taking up too much space and brain power on blogs around the world. this story is so last week now lets just forget it. the guys he yelled at want him to apologize to their faces and then let a judge decide what compensation should be. heres your compensation....did you get your apology? cool, nows heres cab fair ...go home. you won. oh, and on your way drop gloria "fuckin" allred off at ..well....wherever asshole lawyers hang out. i cant remember who said this but a famous man once said "cant we all just get along".

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Birds of a feather..........

these two guys havent had a great week have they. tracy morgans, from saturday night, was caught drunk driving in nyc. they offered him a $1000 fine, 5 days community service , a dui prgram and no serving time but alas tracy couldnt accept that plea bargain. see tracy was caught driving drunk in los angeles and accepting this plea would mean admitting guilt which would assuredly get him some time in jail in california. poor tracy blew a 1.261 which is considerably above the .8 thats legal in new york. good for you tracy ...i say go big or dont go at all. of all places to get caught..nyc. the only thing more plentiful than lowlifes there is cabs. they are everywhere. of course being black at three in the morning probably means they wont stop for you but damn....at least try. seeing that he plays a drunk on 30 rock maybe he can say he was just researching his part.

snoop d to the o to the double g is another case alltogether. snoop was nabbed outside the tonight show after performing with dope and a handgun. it probably didnt help that he performed on the show with a large marijuana leaf symbol across his hand. note to self: if i'm going to be carrying dont advertise. Law enforcement officials are saying the search warrant was conducted as part of an ongoing investigation into the Dogg's arrest earlier this month at the Burbank Airport, after he allegedly tried carrying a gun in a carry-on bag onto a plane. being a genius at rhyming doesnt make you a real einstein now does it. foshizzle. maybe he can get a cell with tracy. one can make the other laugh while he makes up rhymes.

i dont know what it is about these guys throwing their lives away but i do laugh while they do it.

get on with your day and remember......your not tracy or snoop.

See, religion doesnt make you crazy.......

A Thai Buddhist monk cut off his penis with a machete because he had an erection during meditation and declined to have it reattached, saying he had renounced all earthly cares, a doctor and a newspaper said on Wednesday.
The 35-year-old monk, whose name was withheld for privacy reasons, allowed medical staff at Maharaj hospital, 780 km (480 miles) south of Bangkok to dress his wound, but refused reattachment, hospital chief Prawing Euanontouch said.
"We cleaned up the wound, gave him some stitches, but he declined to have it reattached because he said had abandoned everything," Prawing told Reuters by telephone.

no it doesnt make you crazy. this seems like a perfectly logical response to the erection. that pesky penis wont be bothering him again now will it. no chance of that. and lets be honest ...who hasnt thought of cutting of their johnson. i guess i'm the only one just like i'm the only one who ever pissed their pants or couldnt get an erection at a bachelor party and then killed a hooker. ok, i'm the bad guy i guess. i guess you must applaud his devotion. i mean how much do you have to love meditating to do that. even god is saying "dude, what were you thinking". i really dont think this is what god had in mind for us. i could be wrong about that but because i am a man of the cloth (reverend in the universal life church of modesto california) i think i have an insight into the mind of god......and hes freaking out about this dude.

well i hope this get you through hump day (no pun intended) without to much trauma. now get to work kids

Just when i thought the world was perfect......

tmz is reporting that pamela anderson is filing for divorce from kid rock. the reason you ask.....irreconcilable differences. what else did you expect. you think that one morning she woke and looked at him and said hes skanky and doesnt have a future. its the reason she left tommy lee. he was over. or maybe kid realized how many guys have been in that dumpster before him. either way this was bound to happen. they lived a lifetime in those four months of weeded bliss. oh well another white trash couple bites the dust. the best part is that this photo will be in gq in january.

no sex tapes of brit and kevin? oh snap. actually i wasnt looking forward to tapes of him fouling her. there was a time when she was every guys wet dream....then it was gone. kevin put the finishing touch on that. a fat used up brittney isnt what i care to look at. she should ask pam how to do it. if anyone made a great sex tape it was her and tommy.

lets get some work done kids. remember its tuesday.

What. no moat................

The NYPD has installed a patrol tower in a Harlem neighborhood in an effort to cut crime in the high-risk neighborhood. The two-story booth tower, called Sky Watch, gives the officer sitting inside a better vantage point from which to monitor the area. Officers in the booth have access to a spotlight, sensors, and four cameras. The tower is portable and can be moved to the areas that need it most. Residents in Harlem say they like the idea, though some wonder if the appearance of Sky Watch has anything to do with the two new luxury condos built on a nearby corner. "There was crime around here before and they never had it. Now all these expensive buildings, it's true,” said one area resident. “But actually it's good though, because then I used to see a lot of crowd here and sometimes I was scared to pass here, but guess what, that doesn't happen anymore. It’s a kind of deterrence and it's good." Police say the Harlem tower was placed there to combat a rise in murders. Sky Watch has also been tested in Crown Heights in Brooklyn where it reduced crime. Police are hoping to have three more towers soon.


it isnt enough. not there. when will the bitching about them putting it in a black neighborhood start. well of course if you want whites to buy the high end condos you must have something for them in the way of security. it would be a shame to buy an expensive condo and then not be able to find a cabbie to take you there. no cabbie in his right mind is taking a fare to harlem.

ok so i made it through the holiday and a wedding and i came out unscathed. people actually asked me what they have to do to get a mention in the blog. the wedding was a little more churchy than i like but it wasnt mine so that was ok. the word submissive was bantered about a little more than some women would have it but if the first impression of the groom is anything hes going to be the submissive one. saying "i do" was his last decision he will be making for a good while.

i hope everyone had a great holiday and got their share of the turkey...i know i did. no fights this year regardless of my brother in law doing his drunken best to start one.

well everyone i must work today. enjoy your monday.

This might not be far from the truth......

VATICAN CITY–Alarmed by rising rates of pleasurable, mutually fulfilling acts of physical love among Catholics, the Vatican issued a statement Monday warning against healthy attitudes toward sex.
Pope John Paul II warns against the dangers of mutually fulfilling acts of love.
"The practice of so-called 'healthy sexuality,' with its emphasis on the spiritual and physical nourishment of consenting partners in a relationship built on mutual respect, has no place in the Holy Roman Catholic Church," the 200-page document read. "Those who have derived pleasure from such non-shame-based practices are not living according to God's law."
The Vatican statement cited 183 different "wholly sinful" sexual acts, including the discrete, occasional manipulation of one's own genitals for pleasure; intercourse positions designed to heighten sensations of ecstasy; and intimate, post-coital cuddling and conversation with a loved one outside the bounds of the marital bed.
The statement also listed 244 phrases which are regarded as blasphemous when uttered in a non-procreative context. Among them: "God, your breasts are beautiful," "I feel so complete when you're inside me," and "I love to watch your belly rise and fall after we make love."
Church officials were quick to praise the Vatican's denouncement of "the brutal transgression against God that is the enjoyment of sex for its own sake."
"In recent years, Catholics the world over have been exposed to a multitude of sexual practices that, if not resisted, could enrich their lives and deepen their enjoyment of their partners," said Cardinal Joaquin Navarro Valls, speaking on behalf of the pope. "As Catholics, we must remain vigilant, doing everything in our powers to resist such urges. Only the Lord's divine redemption can transform sex into a force for goodness by limiting it to the joyless context of married couples who wish to procreate."
A Catholic couple sins.
"The position of the Church is absolute: If two people who are not a married couple endeavoring to have children engage in tension-relieving, life-affirming sex, they are committing a grave sin," Archbishop Edward Egan of New York said. "There is nothing holy about people feeling good about their bodies and themselves."
Catholics are taking the condemnation of modern sexual mores to heart.
"In the seven years we've been married, my wife and I have probably had sex about 1,500 times," said Lowell, MA, resident Bill Metz, 36. "We're extremely attracted to each other, and satisfying each other physically is something we've always enjoyed. Until now, that is. I finally see that what we thought was a fun way to celebrate our love was really an expression of hostility and disrespect toward Jesus."
Metz added that he and his wife plan to have at least 15 children as penance for their physical indulgences.
"This is a major step forward for the church," said Father Thomas Mallory, Deacon of Boston's Our Lady Queen of Peace. "We've seen too much healthy sexuality among Catholics in recent years, which inevitably led to an unholy sense of well-being and contentment. Hopefully, this papal condemnation will put a stop to that."


goddamn i love the onion. www.theonion.com. go there and you'll get a good laugh. on the other hand, if this were a real story would any of you be shocked. i mean shocked that they said it not shocked that this line of reasoning could be had in the 21st century.

this is just another cheap post because i'm too bloated with turkey and gravy and pie to write besides it just a good quality laugh and what other reason would you come to this site ...except for quality. enjoy your weekend everyone

Funny headlines...........

these are blurbs from drew curtis' fark.com. if you havent been there you should go. its funny stuff and he has a knack for this.

Pope-commissioned condom study passes first hurdle: they fit over his hat

Heather Mills McCartney says she'd "rather have all her limbs cut off" than stay married to Sir Paul. Well, one out of four ain't bad

The founding member of the National Hobo Foundation has gone to that great box car in the sky

Only 6 in 10 U.S. babies born in wedlock. The rest born in i-really-like-you-a-whole-lot lock

Bindi Irwin has been getting over father Steve's death just a little too well, psychologist brought in to stop happy thoughts

Paxil activates man's Body Thetans, causing him to embezzle millions. Judge agrees

Men participating in speed dating five percent more likely to meet women for every inch they have on their rivals. In height, you perverts

Bush: "As the Iraqi army stands up, we'll stand down." Generals in charge of training the Iraqi army: "Steven Hawkings has a better chance of standing up than these guys"

as i am too lazy to write something original in this the last post before the blessed holiday of thankgiving i have decided to turn in this little piece of claptrap for you all. its like a best of show or a greatest hits cd. i put in relatively no effort and it still counts as a post. next week i'll have some great shit and i may even have something over the weekend. along with the holiday i have a wedding so i'll be spending some quality time with the in-laws so something funny might happen that just has to be told. if you care to check out the fark site its in my faves list below.

with that in mind i'll tell everyone to enjoy their wednesday. if your like me this is your friday. have a good thanksgiving and remember dont drink and drive....you'll spill your drink. pound it down and then get behind the wheel.....you'll thank me later. i think to celebrate the holiday i'm going to steal something from an indian.

They just dont get it.......

BURNING MAD: When Alton Verm of Conroe, Texas, saw the book his 15-year-old daughter brought home from Caney Creek High School, he wasoutraged. "It's just all kinds of filth," Verm said. It includes suchinflammatory words as "damn" and "hell", and Verm has filed a "Requestfor Reconsideration of Instructional Materials" with the ConroeIndependent School District. He happened to file it during the AmericanLibrary Association's Banned Book Week. "I want to get the book takenout of the class," he said. The book: Ray Bradbury's "Fahrenheit 451",a 1953 novel about a dystopian society where books are banned andburned, freedom of speech is restricted, and critical thought issuppressed. But Verm wouldn't know: he admits he hasn't read the book.(Conroe Courier)


BURNING IRONY II: Harrisonburg (Va.) High School had a display of bannedor "challenged" books to provoke thought about the American LibraryAssociation's annual Banned Books Week. "Had" is the key word here:Harrisonburg Schools Superintendent Donald Ford ordered the displayremoved, since it might encourage students to read them. Books in thedisplay included Twain's "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" and "TheAdventures of Huckleberry Finn", Bradbury's "Fahrenheit 451", "TheDiary of Ann Frank" -- and the Bible. (Harrisonburg Daily News-Record)


well done virginia and texas. i cant believe in this day and age tha t we are talking about banning books. this isnt the middle ages kids. let the religious faithful go to church and everyone else can go to a library. lets see which fills up first. let me say, as a parent, that if your children are influenced so completely by a book or a movie or a band then you arent doing your job as a parent. if you dont like these books then forbid your children to read them but dont tell me or my family what we can and cannot read. the religious right isnt the majority...it just is the loudest. the religious right should stick to what they do best....hating women and gays and jews. they seem to be the holy trinity of hate. every kid should be forced to read farenheit 451. it may stop them from being so easily influenced by things like music or groups or.......the church.

isnt it refreshing that fox has pulled the plug on o.j. i think he should have been allowed to tell how he murdered two people. i wouldnt have watched but he should be allowed. i'm not sure why fox pulled the plug seeing as this was going to be a ratings smash. maybe no advertisers wanted to go within a mile of this steaming pile. anyone who is shocked that fox would show this doesnt remember a group of midgets vs. an elephant or whatever they were running a couple of years ago. remember when fox was catching hell for the simpsons. now its their most respectable show.

enjoy your tuesday everyone.

Yeeeeeooooowwwwwwww..................

A teenager whose "wicked lies" condemned an innocent man to 10 weeks in prison after falsely claiming she had been raped was locked up for six months today. Katie Davis, 18, had sex with Frank Chisholm at his house after meeting him as he was walking home from a night drinking on 6 March last year. But during a week-long trial at Lewes Crown Court, a jury heard she invented the false rape allegation as she feared she could be pregnant.


ok, look at the picture again. thats right drink it in. she should have been arrested for raping him. how much liquor do you have to drink for her to look pretty? or to even have sex with her? i'm not even sure she was always a woman. feared she could be pregnant? i fear she could be pregnant. please
dont let her add to the gene pool. shes 18? that must have been 18 of the hardest years ever. i cant quit looking at the picture. its hypnotic. her ugliness pulls you in like the tractor beam of the death star.



Courtney Love bares her soul in a new book, and she confirms to ABC News Radio that she'll also bare her body by posing naked in Britain's Pop magazine next month. "This is going to be the next controversy," she told ABC's Dave Alpert, confirming that she had posed for the picture several weeks ago and decided she didn't like the outfits that had been picked out for her. "Just give me some stockings and a pair of high heels and ... that's it," she said she had told the photographer.

i've seen the naked pictures and let me say......it aint pretty. she looks like some used up crack whore they pulled off the street, threw some half assed makeup on her and tossed her in front of a camera. didnt kurt leave you enough money? for god sakes lady...you have a kid. think of her. i hope she gets alot of money for this shoot because without cash shes been a bit of a bore lately. why is it always a celeb i really dont care to see naked that is the quickest to lose her clothes.


ivanka trump is posing for every magazine she can these days. if you dont know her its donald trumps daughter. dont get me wrong, shes not bad, shes just not pinup material. if she wasnt the dons daughter then she would be selling these magazines door to door ...not posing in them. shes lisa kudrow with money. she actually kind of looks like donald but with better hair and bigger tits.


short week everyone, make room for turkey.

Would you even argue this..................

Prosecution of a Douglas County case involving alleged sexual contact with a dead deer may hinge on the legal definition of the word “animal.”
Bryan James Hathaway, 20, of Superior faces a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal. He is accused of having sex with a dead deer he saw beside Stinson Avenue on Oct. 11.
A motion filed last week by his attorney, public defender Fredric Anderson, argued that because the deer was dead, it was not considered an animal and the charge should be dismissed.
“The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass,” Anderson wrote.
Judge Michael Lucci heard the motion Tuesday.
“I’m a little surprised this issue hasn’t been tackled before in another case,” Lucci said.
The Webster’s dictionary defines “animal” as “any of a kingdom of living beings,” Anderson said. If you include carcasses in that definition, he said, “you really go down a slippery slope with absurd results.”
When a person’s pet dog dies, he told Lucci, the person still refers to the dog as his or her dog, not a carcass.
“It stays a dog for some time,” Boughner said.
He referred to the criminal complaint, in which Hathaway told police he saw the dead deer in the ditch and moved it into the woods. Hathaway called it a dead deer, Boughner said, not a carcass.
“It did not lose its essence as a deer, an animal, when it died,” he said.
Anderson argued that the statute, which falls under the heading “crimes against sexual morality,” was meant to protect animals. That would be unnecessary in the case of a dead animal.
“If you look at the other crimes that are in this subsection, they all protect against something other than simply things we don’t like or things we find disgusting,” he said.
Other crimes in that subsection include incest, bigamy, public fornication and lewd and lascivious behavior.
Boughner said the focus of the statute was on punishing the human behavior, not protecting animals.
“It does not seem to draw a line between the living and the dead,” he said.
Interpreting the statute to exclude dead animals would also exclude freshly killed animals, Boughner said. That, he said, could lead to people who commit such acts with animals to kill them.
Lucci said he would render a decision by Hathaway’s next court appearance on Dec. 1.
The misdemeanor charge carries a maximum penalty of nine months in jail and a fine of up to $10,000. If convicted, Hathaway could serve a prison term of up to two years because of a previous conviction. In April 2005, Hathaway pleaded no contest to one felony charge of mistreatment of an animal for the shooting death of Bambrick, a 26-year-old horse, to have sex with the animal.


there are so many things wrong here its hard for me to get all my thoughts straight. why would you even want to go to court. once your caught wouldnt you beg the cops to shoot you and bury you and not tell anyone what you were doing? wouldnt you beg the cops to charge you with something less offensive...say like pedophilia? you can just imagine him saying " look shoot me guys and tell them i killed a kid, please". and how hard does his lawyer have to bite his lip not to laugh while using the carcass defense while his client sits there acting all righteous. what lawyer would want this case. how bad do you want money to defend this piece of shit. i hope his lawyer is like lionel hutz on the simpsons.....

Lionel Hutz: Well, the judge kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

i think if this lawyer gets him off he should have to live in the lawyers house for one year. i'm sure when he comes home and this guy has killed his kid and is having sex with it he can refer to his child as the carcass. this wasnt a one time thing. read the last sentence. he killed a horse before to have sex with it. i guess a dead horse doesnt complain.


AND IN A RELATED STORY......
Pop singer Britney Spears' estranged hubby Kevin Federline has reportedly threatened to go public with the couples honeymoon sex tapes if she fails to make a hefty payout to him and hand custody of their two sons. Britney fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image unless she caves in to his demands for a £16million payoff and custody of their children Sean Preston, one, and Jayden James, eight weeks.

i'm not sure that i wouldnt rather see the movie of the guy having sex with the dead deer. this guy signed, what everyone is reporting, to be a bulleet proof pre-nup with brit. hes going to walk away with about 300k. that might seem like alot to you and i but to a guy whos , reportedly, gone through 30 million of brits money in two years.....that aint enough. good luck kevin, your fifteen minutes of fame is down to about two.

ok everyone. i'm leanin' heavy on the end of the week. enjoy your weekend.