Friday, December 01, 2006

Recipe time........

Here's a great Tequila Christmas Cookie recipe that I thought you might want to try this year:

1 cup of water1 tsp. baking soda1 cup of sugar1 tsp. salt1 cup of brown sugarlemon juice4 large eggs1 cup nuts2 cups of dried fruit1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl,

check the Cuervoagain, to be sure it is of the highestquality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat onecup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure theCuervo is still OK, try another cup ...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the****. If the fried druit gets stuckin the beaterers just pry it loose witha drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo tocheck for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, orsomething. Who giveshz a sheet.

Checkthe Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemonjuice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, orsomefink. Whatever you can find. Greashthe oven.Turn the cake tin 360 degreesand try not to fall over. Don't forgetto beat off the ****.

Finally, throwthe bowl through the window, finish theCose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.


i stole this from another blog. i thought you might enjoy it going into the first weekend in dcember. ok, now back to work


mist1 said...

I am trying to live a tequila free lifestyle. If I run around here nude one more time, the neighborhood association has threatened to toss me out.

shoes said...

i would like to defend you against the neighborhood association but to do that i need pictures of you running around naked.

Killer said...

If I ran around nude, the neighborhood association would toss their cookies.

M said...

sounds delish!