Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Wheres jean dixson when you need her.........

Robertson: God says storms, possibly tsunami, will hit US in 2006
VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. -- Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.
Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two weeks on his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded. Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. Wednesday, he added, "there well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."
Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for comments suggesting that American agents should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza Strip.

way to go out on a limb pat. if you heard god right? what wasnt god talking to you last year? were you two fighting? i find it hard to believe that there are rubes in this country who will send this idiot money. these must be the same people who send money to huys in ethiopia so that they can get their millions out of the country and then come share it with them. i understand that god also told pat that....

1. its going to be warm this summer
2. the pirates wont win the world series
3. the leaves will change color in the fall
4. on a sunday in late january many people will watch a football game
5. the mormons will all be going to hell

there were more predictions from god but most of those were obvious so i didnt print them. you can put pat on the "no shit" list now. the question begs to be asked that if god really cares about us why wouldnt he tell someone who could make a difference? why wouldnt he tell us when and where so we could get people out of harms way? like the aliens who always pick up some drunk hick whos fishing in the bayou at midnight, god has told pat robertson. it doesnt make good sense. thats the kind of story that puts doubt on the almighty. the universe isnt run very efficiently if you ask me.

happy tuesday everyone. enjoy it.

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