Thursday, May 04, 2006

Karma at its finest..............

god must certainly be a baseball fan and with that in mind decided that barry bonds wont beat babe ruth this week. i am actually hoping that god stops him at number three. what are the odds of him taking a ball to the head before a game. rule number one is that you dont stick your head into the batting cage no matter how good of an idea it seems at the time. i'm sure barry has done that a million times and nothing ever happened but not last night. you can almost imagine the conversation.....

god: what do i have to do to stop him. i gave him a bad knee, a bad elbow...what?

st pete: i know, you've done everything.

god: hey, i know. do we have any lightning bolts left?

st pete: no. remember you used your last one on ariel sharon because pat robertson asked you to.

god: oh yeah. well in that case lets just cave his head in.

if only that could be true. hell i'm a reverand and i guess in my religion i'll refer to that as the truth. lets call that gods sermon to the pac bell crowd. again i will say that anything against barry has nothing to do with race but with barry being a prick his whole life and things just catching up with him. karma is an evil mistress.

ok, go about your thursday.

3 comments:

Vile Blasphemer said...

I saw the clip of him getting beaned- I smiled through every moment of it.

As always... Rachael said...

I wanna see the clip! Is there a link?

shoes said...

i havent seen one yet but i'm sure there will be