Jesus is gettin busy.............

jesus is continuing his year long "redemption and damnation tour". hes now blessing one of the friends of our country. he showed up in a hawthorne tree in west sussex, england. see there are benefits for kissing gw's butt. the couple who are now the proud owners of this lovely tree are non practising hindu's. the couple sewdutt and vijayantimala maunick called in pastor elaine thomas who said it was a revelation from god. it makes me long for the old days when god had more flair. maybe hes just tired. long ago angels in fiery carts would announce him and then he would appear in the clouds. what ever happened to a good flaming bush. it worked for him once very well. when i see what gods doing now it looks like hes just phoning it in. look for a part of this tree coming to an ebay near you.

england seems to be a theme here today. sister mary michael from lincoln in eastern england is upset. they are filming the movie the davinci code at a cathedral near her. shes staging a 12 hour prayer vigil in protest. the vatican dislikes this book so much it refers to it as literary and artistic parasitism. they have not turned away the donation for using the cathedral though (reported at 100,000 pounds). well i guess the only people who can just make up a religious story are from the vatican. the bible is only a book that the vatican put together. they decided whats in it so that things that didnt push their agenda forward were not included. this was done in the fourth century and hasnt changed since but more to the point if the vatican says that this book isnt true then why keep making a stink. are your followers too stupid to understand fact from fiction? you lend credence to the book with every comment. it sounds like the book might be hitting a little too close to home. when this movie comes out just dont see it. have a passion of the christ film festival at the vatican instead.

courtney love tearfully admitted that she has used drug in violation of her probation. NO SHIT. one only had to see the pam anderson roast to know that. she was ordered into a 28 day drug treatment program by a judge. the judge ordered her back to court on sept 16th for for sentencing on the probation violations. she is on probation for three seperate cases. her daughter should ask the judge to keep her away for the school year. that way her mom cant show up and shame her. remember this was the woman who fronted the band HOLE. shes a hole alright. i still say kurt wasnt killed he committed suicide when he realized who he had married.