the other day i wrote that god seems to be "phoning it in" lately and someone commented that i was an idiot. its not even worth me going back to see who he/she is. das hammer devoted a whole post to me yesterday. it got me thinking. maybe these guys are mailing it in too. with so many good names to call me why use idiot or fag? thats so grade school. heres a couple i have come up with....
1.asshole, asswipe, assmunch or any variation thereof
3.cum barge (a personal favorite)
4.douche bag (highly underrated)
8.retard (an oldie but a goodie)
10.cunt (guaranteed to end most arguements with women)
these are some that i have used. others were given to me by people who have called me that on many occasions. some i just stole from other people. use them as you see fit. they have served me for years and i hope they will be of some use to you. so what i'm asking for here folks is that we get creativity back into name calling. dont pick the easy name just because its the only thing your tiny brain will toss out there. dig deeper. make up new words. put two words together that have no reason to be together. call someone an asscunt today. see if we can get that word into play. as a matter of fact i'm calling upon everyone to use the word asscunt in their blog somewhere today. for some of the blogs i have seen this would be an emotional and intellectual step up (i'm looking at you hammer).
its thursday...lets kick the creativity up a notch today