Friday, August 05, 2005

Next blog >>........

ever hit that button in the top right corner? sure you have. ever got a blog that was good on the first try? never. when you go looking at blogs you realize how many shitty ones there are. yesterday i hit that button for twenty minutes and didnt find one half way good blog BUT i did realize that i should get a goddamn pulitzer prize for my blog.
1. there are no good blogs coming from the far east. this includesa guam, korea , vietnam.....all of them. nothing interesting must ever happen there. same goes with spain and south america but they have a whole different problem
2. the ones that look promising are all written in gibberish. put something on your site so i can convert your gibberish to english (gods language).
3. dont take the next blog button off of your site. that is so annoying. how can i get off of your shity site if there is no next blog key.
4. dont have a site that requires that i be running active x. it stops my computer.
5. dont put a button on your site that asks people to vote for you on some half asses ratings site. its just embarrassing for you. no one gives a shit if your number 1 or number 300. mike this one really addresses you.
6. whats up with all your ads. is there one more advertisment you can fit on your sidebar. is there anything you wont advertise.

our president is starting a 5 week vacation. yeah, you read it right A 5 WEEK VACATION. since hes been in office (roughly 4 1/2 years) hes taken 320 vacation days. thats almost one quarter of his time in office. his 5 week vacation is the longest that any president has ever taken. i guess he deserves it and its not like things are going on right now. i mean with a war going bad and over 20 marines killed this week, oil prices going out of control whats he need to be hanging around the white house for. you dont hear the right wing talking about that now do you.

friday, enjoy your day.....and you night even more

13 comments:

Spexial said...

ya know that's funny because i hit that button yesterday and got a bunch of bullshyt..half of it i couldn't read..and the other was just complete nonsense....

maybe we'll get lucky and he'll go on vacation and suddenly turn up missing...

halcyon67 said...

I often hit the next blog button, but I only go one good blog, and that was for Acne and how to get it off on certain places. That was probably the best one.

Hey Shoes, did you hear a lot of the RNC officials are going to be in PGH today. If see one of them, flip them off for me, okay?

FreakinRican said...

You know I hit that next blog about once a week just to see what's out there and there are some SHITTY blogs. I know people have come to my blog via "next blog" button and I hope they don't think mine is shitty!

As far as Dubya goes, haven't the last 5 years been a vacation? What's another 5 weeks?

ccw said...

I also have never come across any good blogs via the next button. Although I am sure that anyone who has ever come to my blog that way thought my blog sucked.

A 5 week vacation?? That makes my 1 week vacation seem soo short. Maybe you can run the country in his absence?

Angel! said...

Here it's a known fact that there are more road accidents during the summer vacation.

So, keep your fingers crossed: your President might have to go on the road during his 5 weeks vacation!

As always... Rachael said...

Yes - there are many stupid bullshit blogs out there. I refuse to donate to any blog... if you wanna get paid to write... be a better writer, and get an agent. Yeah, the eastern blogs do tend to suck... I can't even wonder why, their english is better than most americans'...

I have never hit the next button... I have a hard enough time keeping up with people I know I like...

Bush needs a vacation... a permanent one!

As always... Rachael said...

I just hit the next blog button for shits and giggles. the person after you sucks balls. I think I'll stay right here!

Mr. S said...

I guess I was lucky, I clicked the Next Blog button and I read the next blog for about 30 minutes.

Farhenheit 9/11 mentioned the amount of time off Bush has taken. Some of his comments that was presented in that documentary showed that he really wasn't doing anything. "We're working on stuff..."

Makes me sick. Almost a year worth of vacation over the course of his "Presidency". But, I guess you could say he is taking less time than a typical Federal employee. Here is how:
A Federal employee gets Saturday and Sunday off. The role of the President means to me GWB should work every damn day, period. Therefore he should not get a weekend*. So if you total the number of days a typical Federal employee actually works (or is supposed to show up), it comes to 260-10 holidays=250 days a year.

So over the course of 4 and 1/2 years, they work 1,125 days. This means they get 518 days of vacation over the same time frame (1643 total days - 1,125 days worked).

So you could say that GWB is making up time lost.



*Yeah, right.

halcyon67 said...

Yea, I clicked the next blog button really fast like three times, and I came across this blog, northwoodsguys. It is gay, and I do mean gay. It is like Jeff Gannon's website but double the fun...guess.

Yuck!

Zach said...

I agree. At least 95 percent of blogs are pure shit. You're one of the very few I read, mainly because your posts have a fair amount of humor in them. I'm sick of people making blogs to bitch about their lives or people making them to try and sound "artsy." Keep up the good work.

PS: I also hate (with a passion) those people who remove the next blog button from their page.

Apostle John said...

The President is on vacation?

How can you tell?

halcyon67 said...

I don't know John.

I must admit, the next button on the blog is quite unattractive. I actually found a few good blogs when I hit the next blog button on mine. The person was an idiot, but it wasn't too bad.

curmudgeon said...

The "next" button? That's how I found my blog!