Friday, August 19, 2005

Funny funny people surround us.........

a decorated marine in texas (home of our president no less) was enrolling in college. of course he wants to better himself.....dont we all. it seems though that his money wont go as far as it once did. see he lost his residents status because he was out of the state for a couple of years. it didnt matter to those college geniuses that the reason he waas away was that he was serving a couple of tours in iraq. he didnt want to be away but our country requested that he go and he, not wanting to spend years in jail, went to serve his country. well, the country is serving him now. unfortunately the country is serving him up a big steaming helping of bullshit. thanks for serving your country young man now get the hell out of here until the next big scam of a war comes along. these men deserve better.

lachania govan called her cable company to complain about the service. they bounced her around for a good while even going so far as to put her on with a spanish operator....even though she doesnt speak spanish. she made her point finally.....and an enemy. her next bill came addressed to bitch dog. comcast did fire the two people they found did it.

in another case peoples energy customer jeffrey barnes started getting letters addressed to jeffrey scrotum bag barnes. this has happened since march. the company has since sent an apologetic letter but scrotum bag has contacted a lawyer to see if there is any cash in this for him.

is there anything more ridiculous than the israelis and palestinians fighting over some scrub desert in the mid east. thats what the gaza strip is scrub desert. you can call it what you want but that doesnt change what it is. you can dress up and put lipstick on a pig but that doesnt make the pig anna nichole.............ok thats a bad analogy but you understand what i'm getting at. both side say god gave it to them. john stewart said that it seems like god regifted. if god gave you that land you would think he was mad at you. i cant understand why people fight over religion. ok the jews killed christ but that was like 2000 years ago. i'm over it and i'm a mean vindictive bastard. they should get over it too. those two groups are like two bad children that need a spanking.

ok fridays hear.......let the party begin

13 comments:

BAC said...

Funny funny post today. I do disagree on the country letting the marine down - the GREAT state of TEXAS let him down.

Blade90 said...

Funny stuff today. Don't think the guy will cash in too much on scrotum bag. I guess the "ball" is in his lawyer's court now. I like to press 2 for spanish, just to see how far I can get. Why would you want to go to college in Texas anyway? Shoot higher than that soldier.

Willy Jo said...

gd it man yer won stoopid mother. i belive that this hear site is for dipshits and quars

shoes said...

then willy jo i'm glad to have you here. you fit both categories

Das Hammer said...

Mr Pissy,

Hey why don't you delete this you pussy. You say what ever crap you want on my site then I give you a little grief and you delete it. Give me a break, you don't know shit. I'm usually just joking when I tell some dumb ass I'm going to kick their face in. I actually would like to kick your face in. Bring it, FUCK HEAD.

shoes said...

i never deleted anything you wrote. as a matter of fact your posts should be highlighted to point out what a cunt you are. steroids make you stupid too.

Das Hammer said...

nice try ass face, but you and i both know you're a runner.

shoes said...

what is a runner? those steriods are fuckin with you right?

As always... Rachael said...

Isn't "scrotum bag" a little redundant?

That marine story illustrates what kind of bullshit our red tape mentality has bought us... the inability to "think" and make "decisions" based on what is "right" because "our hands are tied"

jesus loves you said...

find the lord-he will save your soul from hell

shoes said...

i hate people who just come on your blog spewing religious bullshit

Sam said...

Wow. Comments are pretty interestng around these parts today. Just got caught up on your blog, keep up the good work.

Patsy Darling said...

Shoes, what has happened on your blog? You have freaks stalking you. It's insane, I do love that pic of the hilbilly with the ass hanging out, he bothers me too.