madonna has convinced brittney spears to give $32k to a kabbalah center for children so that her unborn child will be accepted into the faith. the funny part of this is that britt thinks madonna is a great role model and doesnt question anything she asks of her. lets put this into perspective. your friend asks you to donate $32k to your church so that your kid will be accepted........what do you do? follow his/her advice? tell them to pound off? beat the livin bejesus out of them? britt ought to be hanging onto her money. her career is really over and she is going to be a single mom soon (as soon as kev takes off again). good luck to your child britt...it really has no chance of growing up normal.
kelsey grammer speaks to the dead including a 2000 year old ghost named alex who teaches him about good and evil. i think kelsey has finally gone off the deep end. he says hes been talking to many entities lately, some that hes known in the past. in kelsey's defense his father was murdered by a gunman when he was 13, his sister was robbed , raped and stabbed when he was 18 and his two half brothers wer eaten by sharks when he was 23. where the fuck did he grow up. his whole family is killed in bizarre ways, i mean, who ever gets eaten by sharks and he had TWO half brothers that were eaten. i now understand why he had the drinking and drug problems . well at least when he robbed the cradle he got a hot wife.
jessica lynch, the soldier who was rescued from an iraqi hospital, has now come forward and said she was used by the pentagon to show everything was going fine with the war. well i guess jessica got everything she needs, a tv movie about her life, free college education and a book deal. i dont agree with the war but shes a rat. if you want to be credible then you should have said this BEFORE you got all the free stuff not after everything has run its course. maybe she just cant stand the thought of being out of the headlines, fame is an evil mistress. but to show that there really is karma in the universe jessica lives in west virginia.
in a follow up to a story from yesterday.....golden palace got the jesus pierogi for $1775.
enjoy your tuesday everyone.