Thursday, August 11, 2005

So, how bad is your marriage..........

Q: why do divorces cost so much
A: because they are worth it

ok not all marriages are horrible but for some people they are unbearable. take teddy claire akin (why do all redneck losers have three names), 28, of ocala florida. seems teddy was just fed up with marriage...he'd had enough. now teddy probably wasnt wealthy and being a frugal chap decided that there must be another way. teddy, being an over the road truck driver had alot of time to think about this and on one long trip the light in his tiny little brain came on. teddy got home and explained to his wife that he had killed a hitchhiker on this trip. teddy told his wife that he had picked up a hitchhiker who wanted a ride to tampa. after arguing over how far akin would drive him akin hit the hitchhiker in the neck, causing him to gasp and make a gurgling sound. akin said he dumped the body in a forest near a gun range and kept the mans wallet, which contained the license of one denis legrande allen of utah. how terrible for all the parties involved......not really. you see, teddy was making it all up in the hopes that his wife would just leave him and not turn him in. teddy was arrested on tuesday and charged with making a false report and petty theft. denis legrande allen is alive and well.

ok , so what have we learned here.
1. dont make up a story of murder to get out of your marriage. its only going to you arrested and made a fool of in the national press.
2. just pay for the divorce. i know it costs money but you made this pact with the devil in the first place.
3. didnt o.j. or robert blake teach you anything.

get on with your thursday and be glad your not teddy

16 comments:

ccw said...

What a moron! I can always count on you dragging out at least one idiot for me to laugh at every day.

Spexial said...

lmao! rednecks and their 3 first names 5 middles names and 2 last names...ha! fuckin idiots....

FreakinRican said...

Damn this is just hilarious. I mean damn dude if you can make up some shit like that, I'm sure you can make up a story to the judge to waive your divorce costs.

Patsy Darling said...

I am now less intelligent for having listened to that guy's retarded story.

x said...

Whatever happened to "It's not you, it's me."?

La Bona said...

this will go to all your friends

Are you sure you want to link to the asshole called Shoes of http://misterpissed.blogspot.com/ ?

This is what he left at my blog everyday

shoes said...
your still a religious cunt

2:07 PM

shoes said...

all my friends think your a religious cunt too

madison's favorite son said...

i was wondering why i am a religious cunt. it doesn't make sense, but i like pussy, so i was happy. thank you shoes or whoever left it in your name. :)

curmudgeon said...

Damn shoes. You musta really pissed off another religious nut:
http://curmudgeonisms.blogspot.com/2005/08/sac-re-bleu.html

curmudgeon said...

If the above link don't work, go to the comments under my SAC-RE BLEU post.

As always... Rachael said...

I just came from curmudgeon's site, I came here to tell you, but I see curmedge beat me to it. I commented to... ANYWAY

Teddy, teddy, teddy... what the fuck were you thinking, man! Why didn't you just tell her "I'm gay!"

shoes said...

sorry folks, you know how the religious kooks love me. go back to da boners site and mention what an asshole he is

As always... Rachael said...

I'm not going to that site. I agree that female circumcision is all fucked up, but I'm not going to support qucks who call themselves religious, then call my friends "assholes," Weirdo commented on my site too (same spam-level message) and I deleted it. I don't want to vamp up comments and make him feel special.

La Bona said...

hey mother fucker

LAST WARNING: One more post from, I'd make you cometting system is down for good.

Never come across such smelly asshole in my life ... what a shame.


shoes said...
you seem angry....too bad loser

5:26 PM


mr_g said...
Sorry you're having trouble with Shoes on his site. But please, keep the flame posts off of my blog. I really don't care who links to me. He links to my site...please learn the difference between linking to and linking from. Perhaps it would make it easier for you to express your concerns if you were able to target them toward the right people.

Thank You.

Mandelbrot's Chaos said...

Well, shoes, I'm not your friend (yet), but I also think LaBona is a cunt. You can add one more to the number of sites that link to yours.

Marcus said...

La Boner, you are a religious cunt! Go away!