Q: why do divorces cost so much
A: because they are worth it
ok not all marriages are horrible but for some people they are unbearable. take teddy claire akin (why do all redneck losers have three names), 28, of ocala florida. seems teddy was just fed up with marriage...he'd had enough. now teddy probably wasnt wealthy and being a frugal chap decided that there must be another way. teddy, being an over the road truck driver had alot of time to think about this and on one long trip the light in his tiny little brain came on. teddy got home and explained to his wife that he had killed a hitchhiker on this trip. teddy told his wife that he had picked up a hitchhiker who wanted a ride to tampa. after arguing over how far akin would drive him akin hit the hitchhiker in the neck, causing him to gasp and make a gurgling sound. akin said he dumped the body in a forest near a gun range and kept the mans wallet, which contained the license of one denis legrande allen of utah. how terrible for all the parties involved......not really. you see, teddy was making it all up in the hopes that his wife would just leave him and not turn him in. teddy was arrested on tuesday and charged with making a false report and petty theft. denis legrande allen is alive and well.
ok , so what have we learned here.
1. dont make up a story of murder to get out of your marriage. its only going to you arrested and made a fool of in the national press.
2. just pay for the divorce. i know it costs money but you made this pact with the devil in the first place.
3. didnt o.j. or robert blake teach you anything.
get on with your thursday and be glad your not teddy