Monday, August 22, 2005

Jesus is gettin busy.............

jesus is continuing his year long "redemption and damnation tour". hes now blessing one of the friends of our country. he showed up in a hawthorne tree in west sussex, england. see there are benefits for kissing gw's butt. the couple who are now the proud owners of this lovely tree are non practising hindu's. the couple sewdutt and vijayantimala maunick called in pastor elaine thomas who said it was a revelation from god. it makes me long for the old days when god had more flair. maybe hes just tired. long ago angels in fiery carts would announce him and then he would appear in the clouds. what ever happened to a good flaming bush. it worked for him once very well. when i see what gods doing now it looks like hes just phoning it in. look for a part of this tree coming to an ebay near you.

england seems to be a theme here today. sister mary michael from lincoln in eastern england is upset. they are filming the movie the davinci code at a cathedral near her. shes staging a 12 hour prayer vigil in protest. the vatican dislikes this book so much it refers to it as literary and artistic parasitism. they have not turned away the donation for using the cathedral though (reported at 100,000 pounds). well i guess the only people who can just make up a religious story are from the vatican. the bible is only a book that the vatican put together. they decided whats in it so that things that didnt push their agenda forward were not included. this was done in the fourth century and hasnt changed since but more to the point if the vatican says that this book isnt true then why keep making a stink. are your followers too stupid to understand fact from fiction? you lend credence to the book with every comment. it sounds like the book might be hitting a little too close to home. when this movie comes out just dont see it. have a passion of the christ film festival at the vatican instead.

courtney love tearfully admitted that she has used drug in violation of her probation. NO SHIT. one only had to see the pam anderson roast to know that. she was ordered into a 28 day drug treatment program by a judge. the judge ordered her back to court on sept 16th for for sentencing on the probation violations. she is on probation for three seperate cases. her daughter should ask the judge to keep her away for the school year. that way her mom cant show up and shame her. remember this was the woman who fronted the band HOLE. shes a hole alright. i still say kurt wasnt killed he committed suicide when he realized who he had married.

26 comments:

mg said...

You're an idiot!

shoes said...

thats the best you got? i'm an idiot. you are mailing it in like god now. you can do better. i'm more of a douche bag. heres one...your an asslick

shoes said...

oh...and thanks for visiting

BAC said...

Shoes,
I know how you love bible verses - The man without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him, and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1 Corinthians 2:14

The Humanity Critic said...

cool post!..lol

Blade90 said...

Shoes,
In a future blog posting, you will have to list the choice words you want your "followers" to call you. Of course, much more creative than idiot. And, he didn't even state why he thinks you are an idiot. Which topic was he referring to?

Willy Jo said...

oh lard please saveth this quars sole from the pits of firey damation and such. let this qaur see the lite that is your beecon of shiny goodness and may he wallow in your golden showers.

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shoes said...

bac, what the hell does that mean.

halcyon67 said...

Shoes, don't worry about mg's lack of vocabulary and poor sentence structure.

shoes said...

dont worry samantha. that would be like me worrying abour das hammer kicking my ass or willy jo's lack of dna.

BAC said...

Basically it means that someone who has not accepted Jesus as Lord & Savior will think that the Bible's teachings are pure foolishness or in some cases just plain fiction.

shoes said...

well mostly bac thats because they are.

BAC said...

But, are you absolutely sure? You say that you believe in God. Do you believe in heaven and hell? If there is no heaven or hell - then it doesn't matter what you believe. Jesus spoke more about hell in the Bible than He did heaven. Do you believe His warnings were fictitious?

shoes said...

actually the gnostic gospels which are also supposed to be the teachings of jesus dont speak of heaven or hell. funny enough but there were 12 apostles but only four made the bible. they all wrote gospels. maybe those were the ones that forwarded what the church want us to believe. remember the gospels were written by mortals and as such are left to those human interpretations. i dont believe everything that orgnized religion spews forth just because they said it was from the mouth of god

BAC said...

Mark & Luke were not apostles & they wrote 2 of the gospels. All 12 apostles are mentioned in the Bible. As far as the gnostic gospels goes - they were all rejected by the early church. Even if you accept them - the absense of heaven & hell teachings does not cancel out Jesus' words in the other gospels.

As always... Rachael said...

Oh what the hell is going on over here now?? I loved it when Kimmel said that she Love wasn't on drugs then she has some REAL serious problems.

Oh yeah, I dropped my whiskey bottle in the sand and it splattered out the face of jesus... now how do I ebay it before it dries...

shoes said...

bac, you and i must agree to disagree on this subject but i will say that my life will not be run by two imaginary places like heaven and hell. lifes too short to live it entirely in fear like the church wants. organized religion does nothing for people but fill them with fear

shoes said...

jeffrey ross said "who thinks courtney love looks worse than kurt cobain currently does". great line

Blade90 said...

I have never experienced hell before, but I heard Cleveland comes real close.

SRH said...

Cleveland is really close, that is definitely true

shoes said...

philadelphia would give it a run for its money

The Urban Bitch said...

i'm impressed with your blog! i didn't think people like you existed south of the border. there is hope. keep it up.

MG said...

I don't know who you are or what your problem is but stay the fuck away from my blog. I used to be in the village people and I know how to kick major ass.

Anna said...

I love it, Mr. Cobain probably did himself a favor. Totally right.

shoes said...

oh look das hammers brother mg showed up

Michael K said...

Used to be in the Village People? lol, aren't they all dead?