Monday, August 15, 2005

Jesus is back and he brought friends.......

jesus has continied his "damnation tour of the red states" by showing up in a perogi in point place , michigan. donna lee, the proud owner of this polish pastry, said she was just flipping some over when she noticed the face of jesus. so what do you do when you have the face of the savior on a pastry? do you eat it? set up a shrine? no. you put it on ebay. when i had read this the auction had reached $1050. does anyone see that jesus is becoming just like ufo's. he only shows up to retarded hicks in these little towns. i am actually more concerned for the idiots who would shell out cash for these pieces of shit.

the u.s. postal service created a stamp earlier this year with a picture of president bush to honor his acheivements while in office. however, it was found that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. a commission to determine the reason for the defect was formed. after thorough testing the commission published the following findings.
1. the stamp was found to be in working order
2. there was nothing wrong with the adhesive
3. people were just spitting on the wrong side

along that same line, while our president is taking a FIVE week vacation gas prices in my area went up over twenty cents last week alone. if he wont answer questions for the mothers of the soldiers that have died then maybe he can answer these. why does the price of gas go up immediately as soon as they announce that the price of a barrel went up but never goes down when the price of a barrel drops? when does he think that these rising prices will affect the economy? how much money is he and his family making off of the price gouging by the oil companies? will we ever be able to recover , as a country , from the damage that was done by this administration? will the democrats actually be any different? pick any of these and try to see if your head doesnt explode.

enjoy your monday, this may be a long week

21 comments:

BAC said...

Shoes,
You used the phrase "face of the savior" today. Do you believe in Jesus Christ as your Savior? What do you propose Bush should do about the high price of oil/gasoline?

shoes said...

well bac let me put it this way. i believe in a god. i do not believe in the god that organized religion spews forth.

as for what bush should do...anything would be good. hes taking 5 weeks vacation. congress just gave huge tax breaks to the oil companies even though they have posted their highest profits ever. i think he should do something

Spexial said...

yes gas is out of control and i too would have spit on the wrong side..oops correction i would have never brought stamps with his face on them...asshole!

Blade90 said...

Great blog today, I should enroll in some type of cooking class that specializes in creating holy images on Sunbeam bread, instead of doing this 9 to 5 thing. I heard the Grilled Cheese Virgin Mary got 65K. Sell a couple of those and I could sit home making investments for the next 40 years.

SRH said...

mmmm jesus pastry. Is that a creamy filling?

shoes said...

cream of our savior

Blade90 said...

"cream of our savior" sounds like a religious cult using a twinke for communion. I will stick with the bread wafers (low carb)

shoes said...

twinkie for communion? let me know when the catholic church gets that going. i'll definately show up for mass

marriedman said...

do you honestly think that licking stamps with your sphincter is a good idea?

Willy Jo said...

if you need sum churchin. clete good at it yeah quars.

Das Hammer said...

how about i kick your ass!

shoes said...

das hammer, how about you give it a try

Willy Jo said...

now hoes you seems to be a little on the crancky side of life. is it becuse your quar? or is it becuse you lost the butt smellin contest? or is it becuse your qaur?

hows about i drive my 4x4 pickum truck to your house that ur wife pays fer and slap you and kids around. batch!

shoes said...

willy you better just stick to fuckin your sister and eatin road kill.

Cletus Monet III said...

you need to get yurself one a them there bicycles there hoe. then you wont have to get in such a hissy bout the price a gas. GW is doin a fine job. i here he may even put a mcd's in the national parks for us to enjoy fast food whilst were lookin at the animals and such.

Willy Jo said...

Hey hoe dont tell me what to do even iffin i do what you tell me to do. Dont tell me wat to do.

AND hoe hows bout liftin up that skirt of youres and show me what yeah got.

even if it ernt much its still sumthin to be prowd of.

oot

Das Hammer said...

Actually I was talking to willy jo, but if you want me to kick your ass too I would be happy to. If that's a real picture of you then it should be no prob.

As always... Rachael said...

Hammer, I think willie jo would be target. He is clearly a dumbass.

Shoes, how are we going to get into the holy pierogie biz? What kind of fucking weirdos are buying old food?

The One Your Mother Warned You About said...

Correction, point place, ohio. It is here locally and it is the news of the town. Welcome to my world!

Patsy Darling said...

I threw up on my shirt the other night and it looked like Jesus to me. Should I sell it?

shoes said...

das hammer.......relax, your steriods are making you all edgy.

cletus and willy jo.....your comments are as interesting as your sites are.

rachel.....apparently the rich kind of psychos buy old food. i think i could whip out a mess of pancakes with jesus, the last supper, mary and joe.....the whole cast. the possibilities are endless

mike......sorry, your right. the site i stole the story from had it wrong

patsy......you might as well sell it now while the market for those items is so strong. the way you drink you should have a pair of slacks or shorts that match the shirt. lets all get drunk, sick and then rich