jesus has continied his "damnation tour of the red states" by showing up in a perogi in point place , michigan. donna lee, the proud owner of this polish pastry, said she was just flipping some over when she noticed the face of jesus. so what do you do when you have the face of the savior on a pastry? do you eat it? set up a shrine? no. you put it on ebay. when i had read this the auction had reached $1050. does anyone see that jesus is becoming just like ufo's. he only shows up to retarded hicks in these little towns. i am actually more concerned for the idiots who would shell out cash for these pieces of shit.
the u.s. postal service created a stamp earlier this year with a picture of president bush to honor his acheivements while in office. however, it was found that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. a commission to determine the reason for the defect was formed. after thorough testing the commission published the following findings.
1. the stamp was found to be in working order
2. there was nothing wrong with the adhesive
3. people were just spitting on the wrong side
along that same line, while our president is taking a FIVE week vacation gas prices in my area went up over twenty cents last week alone. if he wont answer questions for the mothers of the soldiers that have died then maybe he can answer these. why does the price of gas go up immediately as soon as they announce that the price of a barrel went up but never goes down when the price of a barrel drops? when does he think that these rising prices will affect the economy? how much money is he and his family making off of the price gouging by the oil companies? will we ever be able to recover , as a country , from the damage that was done by this administration? will the democrats actually be any different? pick any of these and try to see if your head doesnt explode.
enjoy your monday, this may be a long week