i have been thinking about the comedy hierarchy. how do you rank funny things. so many things make me laugh (mostly related to our government) that this has taken awhile....so here goes........
1. midgets
2. anyone with tourettes
3. dubya
4. the retarded
5. monkeys
first midgets are always funny. i think every show should be required to have a midget on it. what show wouldnt be enhanced with a midget? shit i might even watch 60 minutes if they had a midget. next would be people with tourettes. dont believe me? go to tourettesguy.com (i think thats the site). any disease that makes your blurt our racial slurs and swear words is great. you could put on a half hour reality show with tourettes people and i couldnt turn it off. third is our president. anyone who doesnt think we evolved from apes hasnt watched one of his press conferences. frankly this whole administration is a big joke....on us. fourth is the retarded. i know, i'll catch some shit for this but thats another reality show i couldnt stop watching (i guess the surreal life is close). fifth are monkeys. these little comedians of the jungle. always funny. dress them up and let them ride bikes...whatever. imagine a show that would combine these 5 elements and you have fox's next big hit. now some would argue that that there isnt much difference between numbers 3,4 and 5 and you may be right but it would still be great. feel free to add some that i missed.
its monday, arent you glad to be back at work? at least you dont live in new orleans.
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You forgot bloggers! How about a reality show with you & Das Hammer as neighbors, but not knowing about each other's blogger identity.
his massive steroid filled arms would give him away...on top of all the kicked asses laying around his yard
Well maybe that's the twist. Das Hammer is really a middle aged accountant who poses as a muscle-bound guy online. Shoes would really be a right wing Republican, but poses as a democrat. Anything is possible on FOX.
lmao - and I'm a virgin who hates the taste of alcohol!
awww. did the hammer wake up on the wrong side of his needle this morning. steroids make you cranky. actually the biggest joke here is you. how do you like everyone ripping you on your own site. your a douche bag
by the way if you havent already please go to hammers site and see the work this genius has done
patsy, one thing we need to clarify. are we going to have sex with the midget or is the midget only going to watch and is it a male or female midget
Let's see. A show about shoes and patsy, and all their misadventures. Sounds like something for UPN to me! The 10PM timeslot of course.
sorry you have to be black to be on upn.
This is the deal, UPN wants to tap into the white market, so it chose you and patsy as their ticket to enter the white market niche. The show's title is "White people behaving badly"
1.botched suicides
2.having one really big muscular arm
3.Democrats who lost twice with the majority.
4.Republicans who won twice with the minority(vote that is!)
5.The annual seal clubbing hunt.
Yeah I'd go for Republicans and rimmers too! Well those two go hand in hand.
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