Beer, the cause of and solution to, all life's problems.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.
Tom Waits. Man, he has a way with words.
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
I drink to make other people interesting.
George Jean Nathan.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes
Oscar Wilde. Another master of putting words together in ways that stick true.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets
Arthur, played by Dudley Moore.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
They talk of my drinking but never my thirst.
When I realized that what I had turned out to be was a lousy, two-bit pool hustler and drunk, I wasn't depressed at all. I was glad to have a profession.
Drinking is a way of ending the day.
I never eat breakfast on an empty stomach.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Why is there so much wine left at the end of my money?
Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.
Steve Allen. Love the glasses!
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.