Friday, January 20, 2006

Things you dont report...........

in cincinnati a pizza delivery man says he was assaulted by " five very young girls". he, the 21 year old pizza guy, says they were waiting for him when he showed up and tried to take the pizza from him. they ended up knocking him to the ground. ok, nobody like to be assaulted....but.....there is no way a guy reports this ever. he is immediately a sissy. actually i would love to be assaulted by five young girls. i hope they are still wearing their cheerleader outfits when they do it. they could take me as long as they were gentle. there is no way this story should get out unless it starts with "dear penthouse, i never thought that this would happen to me" and ends with "name and address withheld by request". guys will understand what that means (and so will some of you ladies....and thats hot).

there are other things you shouldnt say because they get reported like "i want to turn my city into a chocolate city". thats a stupid thing to say. things like "god gave (a countries leader, a terrorist, your enemy.....etc) a (stroke, heartattack, restless sleep...etc) because he (split up gods land, hes gay, he dates your daughter....etc)" those always seem to come back and bite you on your ass. the guys whos sueing antonio davis's wife for assault should ask his friends if thats a smart move. the friends should explain that getting in court and admitting a woman (scares you, can kick your ass....etc)isnt a wise move. that guys buying drinks at the bar forever.

alright i've made fun of enough people for a whole week, now its back to work and let me add .......GO STEELERS.

1 comment:

As always... Rachael said...

Dear Penthouse,
After prank calling all the cute boys in our school, my friends and I decided to order a pizza...