Friday, January 27, 2006

Beam me up scotty..............

bill shatners selling his kidney stone on ebay. you think those trekkies are going nuts. thats way better than seeing his bloated corpse at some convention. kimmel said it best. its the ultimate star trek collectable. its like owning a dilithium crystal. you better buy quick folks because theres not much left of bill. his pride and dignity were sold off years ago. the devil got his soul in exchange for giving such a no talent hack a long career. listen to the others from star trek and you can see he was never given any compassion. now dont get me wrong, i like bill. hes a great guest on stern. denny crane might be the best character on tv right now (though i'm not convinced hes even acting there...thats really bill). that part was made for him but who the hell sells something like that on ebay. maybe his mom needs an operation. maybe the devil requires a little more. who knows? i'd put an offer in but with my luck i'd win. who the hell wants that? what the hell would i do with that in a jar on my mantel.

gotta run kids, i need to illegally wiretap some phones for our president.

2 comments:

I'm not even supposed to be here today said...

Selling a kidney stone? What a whore!

shoes said...

no....what a wonderful whore.