Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Jessica and nick break up................

between the candied yams and the raging alcoholism at the thankgiving spread this topic came up. someone said they felt bad about the breakup. i countered that they had it coming. anyone whos been married (much less done it twice) knows that the last thing you want is the first couple of years televised. hell, i'm not sure that if you knew what you were getting into you would even want to be there the first couple of years. they sold out their happily ever after for a couple of bucks. maybe if his career wasnt going down like ricky martin at a menudo concert they wouldnt have needed the money. lets be honest, hes only famous in the last couple of years for being married to the stupidest woman on the planet. dont get me wrong if tits were brains shes the female einstein but alas they are not so shes the female........well, jessica simpson. she parlayed those huge sweater puppies into a fine career but that isnt going to last. i have some predictions. shes going to make two more horrible movies...and then its over. producers will realize that her tits dont speak and shes done. she'll get some f'd up surgery and will be posing in playboy to revive her career. the funny part is she'll still be higher on the celebrity food chain than nick. i dont have any predictions for him....he has no future. sure he'll make a cd that will sell 3.2.........thousand copies. he'll make some lousy made for tv movies and then will be on an e hollywood special when his addiction to hookers and blow gets the best of him. he'll blow all his money and be destitute. his only chance at greatness will be when his and jessicas sex tape shows up on the internet. suprisingly it will have been stolen from his house......he didnt put it out. no, not him.....the attention whore. so when you are standing around feeling sorry for nick and jessica remember.....they started it.

4 comments:

Blade90 said...

They deserve what they got! I thought they could be another Captain and Tenille. However, the chicken of the sea issue, it is a tad confusing. How about renaming it "I can't believe its not chicken"

ccw said...

You're really optimistic about their futures. I love it!

Gigglezngrinz said...

It would suck to be filthy rich and have a spouse who earned even more than me. No wonder we all feel such pity.

As always... Rachael said...

Now wait... I thought they were having a baby (britney-envy) and everything's fine?? I'm so confused!