home depot in louisville is in a bit of a pickle. seems a guy was very distraught and screaming for help. even with that the employees and management thought he was only joking.........but he wasnt. his ass was superglued to a toilet seat. his lawsuit points out the panic he was in as "they just left me to rot". paramedics were ultimately called in and unbolted the toilet seat AND as they wheeling a " frightened and humiliated" mr dougherty out of the store he passed out. seems to be alot of superglueing body parts to things lately.
oscar goodman , the mayor of las vegas, is so pissed off at grafitti artists that he has said they should have their thumbs cut off. he compared it to the beheadings in france in the middle ages. he also suggested that whippings and canings should be brought back. oscar might have a little muslim in him. lets be honest here, if you want to stop them cut off their index fingers. you know, the ones they hold down the sprayer on the paint can with. that would stop them. lets see them spray paint some shit without their index fingers and those little basstards can just say goodbye to all the crazy pointing they do. nice job oscar, the religious right will run you for president.
some girls are starting a "girlcott" of abercrombie and fitch because some of their shirts have slogans that are offensive. the shirts have sayings like "who needs brains when you have these" and "i had a nightmare i was a brunette". ok, so it pisses you off. get over it. if you dont like it just dont buy it. i cant stand guys wearing jeans that drag on the ground and show half their ass but i dont boycott the stores that sell them......i just laugh at the assholes wearing them. ladies you should try that approach. i actually think those shirts are kinda funny.
have a good weekend everyone. hope your team wins sunday
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I'd take either shirt in a heartbeat.
Haha, Mr. Dougherty. I had a history teacher by that name. I wonder if it was him.
I'm thinking the guy that sat in super glue had bigger issues than having his ass glued to the seat. I have used super glue many times, though admittedly never to glue my ass to anything. It's been my experience that super glue doesn't glue anything when it's dry. Wouldn't it take a good deal of super glue to glue your ass so bad that you had to be taken out by paramedics? This can only mean that this guy sat on a slimy, gooey seat and thought nothing of it. Humm. As far as the T-shirts go, I like the one that says "Do I make you look fat?" Who would be offended by that ? A chick that knows she needs a gym more than another Big Mac. I will purchase mine soon.
Awh, the world we live in!
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