ok, so as i read the pittsburgh post gazette (the only paper in this one horse town) i see an add that says the eight ways to tell that jesus is coming soon. of course i'm intrigued so i read on. its really just a some half-assed predictions that people use for everything. you know the type..."many natural disasters will happen" or "people will become morally loose" or "cats and dogs will cohabitate"....you get the drift. i would like to see some ads a little different, for example 8 ways to tell that hell is full (we could use this administration as an example) of "what would jesus do? what wouldnt he do?" those would be good ones. it also occurred to me that i wonder if the people from that religion realize that their money is going to an expensive ad (remember there is only one paper in this cowtown). i do some advertising for my work and i knoiw what the rates are. shouldnt these people be doing something for the good of mankind. shouldnt they use the money to feed the hungry or clothe the poor or heal the sick? isnt that what jesus would do? maybe jesus would run some ads but being the son of the divine creator i would hope that he could spring for a full page ad (he wouldnt sanction a 1/3rd page ad....how embarrassing). maybe he could title it "8 reasons why i'm back" (by the way if he does use that i expect some compensation). so if your ever wondering where your donations are going , check the paper. it might be right there in black and white.
ok so the big question is.....what would jesus do, for a klondike bar? now get to work......he's watching.