Friday, December 02, 2005

Once a cowboy..........

how did you spend your thanksgiving weekend? with family? eating? watching football? not michael irvin (unless you count the prisoners at the plano texas jail as family....how many former cowboys are in there?). the dumbass gets pulled over on a outstanding warrant for a speeding ticket and to his suprise they found a crack pipe. was it his? he says no. you see its like this (start the music from cops) mike had a friend over for the holidays who just got out of the slammer (his dealer?). he left the pipe at mikes house and when mike found it he wanted to get it out of the house so his kids wouldnt find it (he didnt care about his kids while he was doing crack and blow with hookers while he was a player). he was going to throw it into a trash can somewhere (after using it) but he forgot. oh, and he wont name the friend. hes no rat. its wondered if this will affect his getting into the hall of fame. who the hell knows. it sure didnt affect his play on sundays....he was a hell of a reciever. jimmy johnson sure knew good talent but those cowboys werent the smartest group when it came to drugs. it was one of the linemen who got caught running around in a van with something in the neighborhood of 175 lbs of marijuana and then , while awaiting his drug trial, got caught with a vanload in the neighborhood of 220 lbs....if memory serves me.


tis the season for the cowboys fa la la la la la la la la..........

2 comments:

Blade90 said...

They should send Terrell Owens to the Cowboys. He would fit right in. I like when TO scored at Texas stadium and spiked the ball on the center star. It was worth the fine he received.

gabsmash said...

love those disposable crack pipes