Friday, December 16, 2005

Another shitty xmas gift.........

star registry.this is the scam where you pay and then they register a star in the name you choose.....and it aint cheap. the gift that says "jesus, i just remembered that i hadnt got you anything" or "i bet she'll think i'm sensitive....and give it up". what a crap gift. do you think any astronomer will ever say "hey i'm looking at jennifer480 right now". hell no. lets be honest if you have to buy a gift to get some, then a hooker would have been cheaper. its for the guy who wouldnt even pony up for tickets to the nutcracker so he can get laid. what a crappy gift. again i will say just give me the money. if i chose to throw it away then thats my choice. this gift makes the harry and david horribly overpriced fruit basket seem good.

has anyone actually finished their shopping yet or are you like me and havent even started. i've been so busy that i havent had a chance to get out yet. hopefully after tonight i will have all the free time i need.

ok, its friday. the office parties should be kicking in real good about now. lets all get drunk and have sex with a co-worker.

3 comments:

As always... Rachael said...

LMAO at that last line! And you are totally right about that star gift idea - total crap!

I have finished my obligatory xmas shopping... I justhaven't actually paid for any of it! All I have left is to buy for the kids... who are all getting lumps of coal because it is the only thing they dont already have!

Gary said...

I'm starting one of my own name a grain of sand on the beach. Should keep the money rolling in.

rachel rock n roll star said...

i'm gonna go against the grain here, and say that i personally would love it if someone named a star after me. no one would have to know except me and i'd still be happy. hell, i might even do it. and just think, if that star ends up having planets??? oh man. that would jam.