i just felt i had to comment on some of these stories.......
LAWRENCEVILLE, Ga. (AP) -- Jennifer Wilbanks, who became known as the "runaway bride" after taking off just days before her lavish wedding in 2005, is suing her former fiance for $500,000.
Wilbanks and John Mason broke up for good in May, about a year after her excursion to Las Vegas and New Mexico made international headlines while hundreds searched for her back home in suburban Atlanta.
Television news reports say that Wilbanks seeks $250,000 as her share of a home Mason purchased through the partnership with proceeds from $500,000 received for selling their story to an agent. The reports say the lawsuit also seeks $250,000 in punitive damages for allegedly abusing the power of attorney she granted for him to handle their financial affairs.
Wilbanks also seeks the return of personal property she claims he has kept.
Wilbanks disappeared four days before her April 30, 2005, wedding. Hundres of police and volunteers searched for her for three days before she called Mason from Albuquerque, New Mexico, claiming to have been abducted and sexually assaulted.
She later recanted, saying she fled because of unspecified personal issues.
ok, so the girl with the crazy eyes is eyeing a big settlement. i hope this guy fights her all the way. she deserves nothing. she ran out on him and embarassed him in front of the whole world (not to mention that when she first went missing everyone thought he killed her). he should sue her. breach of contract or some such nonsense. shes crazy. would anyone marry her now? her fifteen are about used up.
A high school girls' basketball coach was arrested on child pornography charges after detectives found homemade tapes of him having sex with an eighth-grade student in the 1990s, authorities said.
William ''Buck'' Lanham, 47, who has been coaching at Orlando Christian Prep since 2002, was arrested at the school Thursday and charged with possession of child pornography and possession of marijuana, Orange County sheriff's Sgt. Rich Mankewich said.
A phone message left for a William Lanham in Orlando was not returned and efforts to reach Lanham on Sunday were unsuccessful. Lanham is free on $25,000 bond.
A former player, now 23, told detectives in June she began a sexual relationship with Lanham when she was a 14-year-old at St. John Vianney Catholic School in the late 1990s.
ok, he broke all the rules of a successful pedophile. he made a movie and then he kept it. look DONT have sex with an eighth grader (no matter how hot she might look to you), dont film it ever and if you do destroy the tape. oh, those catholic school girls in their little outfits get you all crazy but dude, you should be beaten. your no different than a priest that does that as far as i'm concerned. put him in jail and let the other convicts decide his fate.
An 18-year-old man was struck and killed by a train as he reportedly stood on the tracks and made an obscene gesture at the train, the Kenosha Sheriff's Department said Saturday.
Andrew J. Grosenick and Keith A. Lien, 18, both of Silver Lake, were using the tracks as a short cut home around 11:30 p.m. Friday, Lien told deputies.
Authorities say they believe both men were intoxicated at the time. A train approached and both men got off the tracks, but Grosenick walked back onto the track, Lien told investigators.
play chicken with the train. maybe not his finest moment. i guess he was betting the train would swerve first. well i guess he taught that train a lesson. fuck you train, take that. i'm not sorry hes dead. the world doesnt need him adding to the gene pool. lets be honest, his gene pool is one of those two ringers you blow up....no deep end at all. more of a gene "wading" pool. the herd needs to be culled. this was a good start.
ok, get on with your tuesday. i will try myself to carry on.
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Time is on my side, no it isnt mr. hastert.....
this is right out of the baltimore sun. dennis hastert is trying to spin this faster than a maytag washer set on high. lets take this apart paragraph by paragraph. mr. hastert, welcome to the no-spin zone......misterpissed style.
WASHINGTON // A defiant House Speaker Dennis Hastert fought yesterday to hold on to his leadership post while fractures appeared among his lieutenants and a former senior aide to Rep. Mark Foley said he had repeatedly warned Hastert's top aide about Foley's inappropriate behavior toward underage pages more than two years
In an interview, Hastert said he had no thoughts of resigning, and he blamed ABC News and Democratic operatives for the mushrooming scandal that threatens his tenure as speaker and Republicans' hold on power in the House
...........of course he blamed the media and the democrats. who else is left to blame? the underaged pages?
When asked about a groundswell of discontent among the GOP's conservative base over his handling of the issue, Hastert said: "I think the base has to realize after a while, 'Who knew about it? Who knew what, when?' When the base finds out who's feeding this monster, they're not going to be happy. The people who want to see this thing blow up are ABC News and a lot of Democratic operatives, people funded by George Soros."
........well who funded the the group of swiftboat veterans who went after kerry? you think those people did it on their own? they had the backing of many rich republicans.
Hastert suggested that operatives aligned with former President Bill Clinton knew about the allegations and might have been behind the disclosures in the closing weeks before the Nov. 7 elections, but he offered no proof.
.........i sure hope clinton was the one who pulled the string on those pedophiles. as i recall the republicans spent a boatload of taxpayer money going after clinton. and what did we find out from that? that he got a knobber from a woman of consenting age. big fuckin deal. jfk used to bang marilyn monroe in the west wing all the time. what do those two presidents have in common......they didnt hit on underage boys.
"I'm sorry that the contact between Foley and the pages happened," Hastert said. "Something like this, I take the responsibility. The buck stops where I'm at. When we found out, we dealt with it immediately and the member is gone. ... We have reached out to experts to make sure that it never happens again."
.........apparently you didnt deal with it immediately. thats why this shitstorm is blowing up in your faces. had you dealt with it immediately you wouldnt look like a party that hides pedophiles to further their agenda.
Fordham's lawyer, Timothy Heaphy, said Fordham warned Hastert's chief of staff, Scott Palmer, at least two years ago about inappropriate behavior between Foley and pages. "Palmer subsequently had a meeting with Foley, and Foley mentioned it to Fordham," Heaphy said.
..........two years ago? well, i stand corrected. that is immediately. i think next spring we should all file our income tax immedaitely. see ya in 2008. by the way fordham is a lifelong republican.....registered as such since he was able to vote.
ouch!
well when you really look at it dennis hastert is really full of shit. feel free to coment on this republicans...i want to hear your spin. it should be fun
p.s.: this from rush limbaugh (famous republican shill). i told you someone would blame the page for this.....
"Maybe…Maybe the page…my original theory, maybe the page is out there engaged in some kind of chicanery…maybe the, maybe the, maybe the, maybe the pa…you know, you know kids play pranks too. Maybe the page…maybe they were…uh…uh…maybe they were laughing at Foley in the page room. Maybe Foley's making advances and maybe you know, "let's egg this guy on." I've…you know, I've done my share of pranks. So it's for that reason that I ask "why in the wor…how in world did these instant messages find their way into the public domain after such a long time."
Right. Says the man who took an illicit bottle of Viagra to a vacation spot with a thriving child sex industry. Maybe Rush knows a thing or two about ungrateful kids himself. Eh, Rush?…
WASHINGTON // A defiant House Speaker Dennis Hastert fought yesterday to hold on to his leadership post while fractures appeared among his lieutenants and a former senior aide to Rep. Mark Foley said he had repeatedly warned Hastert's top aide about Foley's inappropriate behavior toward underage pages more than two years
In an interview, Hastert said he had no thoughts of resigning, and he blamed ABC News and Democratic operatives for the mushrooming scandal that threatens his tenure as speaker and Republicans' hold on power in the House
...........of course he blamed the media and the democrats. who else is left to blame? the underaged pages?
When asked about a groundswell of discontent among the GOP's conservative base over his handling of the issue, Hastert said: "I think the base has to realize after a while, 'Who knew about it? Who knew what, when?' When the base finds out who's feeding this monster, they're not going to be happy. The people who want to see this thing blow up are ABC News and a lot of Democratic operatives, people funded by George Soros."
........well who funded the the group of swiftboat veterans who went after kerry? you think those people did it on their own? they had the backing of many rich republicans.
Hastert suggested that operatives aligned with former President Bill Clinton knew about the allegations and might have been behind the disclosures in the closing weeks before the Nov. 7 elections, but he offered no proof.
.........i sure hope clinton was the one who pulled the string on those pedophiles. as i recall the republicans spent a boatload of taxpayer money going after clinton. and what did we find out from that? that he got a knobber from a woman of consenting age. big fuckin deal. jfk used to bang marilyn monroe in the west wing all the time. what do those two presidents have in common......they didnt hit on underage boys.
"I'm sorry that the contact between Foley and the pages happened," Hastert said. "Something like this, I take the responsibility. The buck stops where I'm at. When we found out, we dealt with it immediately and the member is gone. ... We have reached out to experts to make sure that it never happens again."
.........apparently you didnt deal with it immediately. thats why this shitstorm is blowing up in your faces. had you dealt with it immediately you wouldnt look like a party that hides pedophiles to further their agenda.
Fordham's lawyer, Timothy Heaphy, said Fordham warned Hastert's chief of staff, Scott Palmer, at least two years ago about inappropriate behavior between Foley and pages. "Palmer subsequently had a meeting with Foley, and Foley mentioned it to Fordham," Heaphy said.
..........two years ago? well, i stand corrected. that is immediately. i think next spring we should all file our income tax immedaitely. see ya in 2008. by the way fordham is a lifelong republican.....registered as such since he was able to vote.
ouch!
well when you really look at it dennis hastert is really full of shit. feel free to coment on this republicans...i want to hear your spin. it should be fun
p.s.: this from rush limbaugh (famous republican shill). i told you someone would blame the page for this.....
"Maybe…Maybe the page…my original theory, maybe the page is out there engaged in some kind of chicanery…maybe the, maybe the, maybe the, maybe the pa…you know, you know kids play pranks too. Maybe the page…maybe they were…uh…uh…maybe they were laughing at Foley in the page room. Maybe Foley's making advances and maybe you know, "let's egg this guy on." I've…you know, I've done my share of pranks. So it's for that reason that I ask "why in the wor…how in world did these instant messages find their way into the public domain after such a long time."
Right. Says the man who took an illicit bottle of Viagra to a vacation spot with a thriving child sex industry. Maybe Rush knows a thing or two about ungrateful kids himself. Eh, Rush?…
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Alcoholism? so thats what we are calling it now....
Former Representative Mark Foley of Florida has checked himself into a rehabilitation facility for alcoholism treatment, as Republican leaders in Florida and Washington spent the day trying to contain the political damage of reports that the congressman engaged in sexually explicit communications with Congressional pages.
this is great stuff. i love this guy (and i dont love a lot of republicans). i only hope he would run again. shit, i would move to florida to vote for him. to quote a comedian ....hes the rosetta stone of comedy. lets do the timeline on this nutcase....
1. he runs for congress. he doesnt tell anyone hes gay. he denies being gay despite rumors. he quits one race entirely because of the whole gay thing. finally hes voted in...
2. while in congress he rails against people who prey on underage children. hes a shill for the republican party. he seems almost too good to be true (he is)...
3. hes hitting on teenage pages using text messages. those kids didnt erase them (would you). hes warned by other republicans about this while they gently sweep it under the carpet. fortunately the shitstorm gets too big and....
4. he resigns. the republicans who were trying to cover this up got tired of sweeping and unceremoniously throw him under the bus. talk of the fbi getting involved and of charges spin him right into rehab where he.....
5. blames alcoholism. i guess alcohol makes you hit on underage boys. i've been drunk and i never did that. this doesnt seem to work for him. as a matter of fact everyone laughs even harder at him. he needs to pull out the big gun so he......
6. says he was molested as a child by someone in the clergy. ok , so now we have a gay republican pedophile whos turning on religion. this should really help the party this fall.
i'm almost afraid to post this because he will do or say something so funny in the time it takes for this to upload. this story just keeps getting better and better.
well enjoy your thursday and no matter what remember that your day is going better than mark foleys.
ps:
"In a radio interview with 700 WLW radio in Cincinnati, House Majority Leader John Boehner (R-OH) placed responsibility for the Foley matter not being handled properly on House Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-IL).
"I believe I talked to the Speaker and he told me it had been taken care of," said Boehner. "And, and, and my position is it's in his corner, it's his responsibility. The Clerk of the House who runs the page program, the Page Board—all report to the Speaker. And I believe it had been dealt with.""
i told you things happen so fast a had to add this blurb 5 minutes after posting.
this is great stuff. i love this guy (and i dont love a lot of republicans). i only hope he would run again. shit, i would move to florida to vote for him. to quote a comedian ....hes the rosetta stone of comedy. lets do the timeline on this nutcase....
1. he runs for congress. he doesnt tell anyone hes gay. he denies being gay despite rumors. he quits one race entirely because of the whole gay thing. finally hes voted in...
2. while in congress he rails against people who prey on underage children. hes a shill for the republican party. he seems almost too good to be true (he is)...
3. hes hitting on teenage pages using text messages. those kids didnt erase them (would you). hes warned by other republicans about this while they gently sweep it under the carpet. fortunately the shitstorm gets too big and....
4. he resigns. the republicans who were trying to cover this up got tired of sweeping and unceremoniously throw him under the bus. talk of the fbi getting involved and of charges spin him right into rehab where he.....
5. blames alcoholism. i guess alcohol makes you hit on underage boys. i've been drunk and i never did that. this doesnt seem to work for him. as a matter of fact everyone laughs even harder at him. he needs to pull out the big gun so he......
6. says he was molested as a child by someone in the clergy. ok , so now we have a gay republican pedophile whos turning on religion. this should really help the party this fall.
i'm almost afraid to post this because he will do or say something so funny in the time it takes for this to upload. this story just keeps getting better and better.
well enjoy your thursday and no matter what remember that your day is going better than mark foleys.
ps:
"In a radio interview with 700 WLW radio in Cincinnati, House Majority Leader John Boehner (R-OH) placed responsibility for the Foley matter not being handled properly on House Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-IL).
"I believe I talked to the Speaker and he told me it had been taken care of," said Boehner. "And, and, and my position is it's in his corner, it's his responsibility. The Clerk of the House who runs the page program, the Page Board—all report to the Speaker. And I believe it had been dealt with.""
i told you things happen so fast a had to add this blurb 5 minutes after posting.
Monday, October 02, 2006
What the hell is going on.......
Harry Potter creator JK Rowling has been voted the author Americans most want to ban from libraries over fears that her books promote witchcraft.
The American Library Association (ALA), who compiled the list for their Banned Book Week, said there were more than 3,000 attempts to remove the books from libraries and schools between 2000 and 2005.
The ALA said some of the main reasons cited for protesters trying to get controversial books removed from circulation were sexually explicit material, having an occult theme or offensive language.
Other complaints highlighted books with violent content or promoting homosexuality or a religious viewpoint.
Other authors on the list include John Steinbeck, for racism, violent language and sexism in Of Mice and Men, Harper Lee for To Kill a Mocking-Bird and William Golding for Lord of the Flies.
Rowling said: "As this puts me in the company of Harper Lee, Mark Twain, JD Salinger, William Golding, John Steinbeck and other writers I revere, I take my annual inclusion on the list as a great honour."
An ALA spokesman said: "Banned Books Week celebrates the freedom to express one's opinion, even if it is considered unorthodox or unpopular and it stresses the importance of ensuring others have access to those viewpoints."
what the hell america. banning books? americans should never even speak of such a thing....ever. whats next? putting ugly people in camps. this country is getting dangerously close to nazi germany. our biggest national export is now intolerance. your book doesnt agree with my point of view...then it should be banned. why dont you try doing like the catholic church....dont like the book, buy up the publishing rights and bury it. it seems to have worked for the vatican and if anyone knows repression its the vatican. all of you people who hate are pikers compared to them. they've been hating for centuries. they've perfected it to an art form. oh well, lets ban some books right now...i'd like to start with the koran,the torah and the bible for starters. then we can move on to james bond (he promotes spying) curious george (a talking monkey , how ridiculous, probably from satan) dr suess (one fish , two fish, red fish, blue fish....discriminates against people who dont have access to tropicals) all the little house on the prarie books (lesbianism.......oh shit , sorry , i meant nancy drew) well you get my point.
enjoy your monday. keep telling yourself you love your job.
The American Library Association (ALA), who compiled the list for their Banned Book Week, said there were more than 3,000 attempts to remove the books from libraries and schools between 2000 and 2005.
The ALA said some of the main reasons cited for protesters trying to get controversial books removed from circulation were sexually explicit material, having an occult theme or offensive language.
Other complaints highlighted books with violent content or promoting homosexuality or a religious viewpoint.
Other authors on the list include John Steinbeck, for racism, violent language and sexism in Of Mice and Men, Harper Lee for To Kill a Mocking-Bird and William Golding for Lord of the Flies.
Rowling said: "As this puts me in the company of Harper Lee, Mark Twain, JD Salinger, William Golding, John Steinbeck and other writers I revere, I take my annual inclusion on the list as a great honour."
An ALA spokesman said: "Banned Books Week celebrates the freedom to express one's opinion, even if it is considered unorthodox or unpopular and it stresses the importance of ensuring others have access to those viewpoints."
what the hell america. banning books? americans should never even speak of such a thing....ever. whats next? putting ugly people in camps. this country is getting dangerously close to nazi germany. our biggest national export is now intolerance. your book doesnt agree with my point of view...then it should be banned. why dont you try doing like the catholic church....dont like the book, buy up the publishing rights and bury it. it seems to have worked for the vatican and if anyone knows repression its the vatican. all of you people who hate are pikers compared to them. they've been hating for centuries. they've perfected it to an art form. oh well, lets ban some books right now...i'd like to start with the koran,the torah and the bible for starters. then we can move on to james bond (he promotes spying) curious george (a talking monkey , how ridiculous, probably from satan) dr suess (one fish , two fish, red fish, blue fish....discriminates against people who dont have access to tropicals) all the little house on the prarie books (lesbianism.......oh shit , sorry , i meant nancy drew) well you get my point.
enjoy your monday. keep telling yourself you love your job.
Thursday, September 28, 2006
And now in some vatican news.......
those crazy guys at the vatican are at it again. they blame extremists for giving religion a bad name. they dislike the fact that extremists are using their faith as a pretext for attacks. first let me start with the fact that extremists are vastican speak for muslims. sure they may be beating around the bush but i can see it. those crazy muslims , killing nuns, burning churches....etc. why do they have to tarnish religion with their acts. cant they be like the vatican and just abuse children and gays and abortion doctors and jews.....etc. that has worked for centuries for the vatican. whats wrong with the old tried and true ideas. dont reinvent the wheel muslims. isnt it better to go to third world nations and tell uneducated people that make six bucks a year to have twenty kids than all this war. they should meet with the pope.....who better to explain concentration camps than a man who worked in them. learn from the best is my motto.
those crazy guys also just excommunicated an african archbishop for thoughts unbecoming the church. see he thinks priests should be allowed to marry. see you used to have married priests but they became so corrupt by passing the job and church property on to their kids and seeling church property that the church banned priests being married around the 14th century. see rather than drum them out as should happen the church made so rules and left them in place (sounds familiar doesnt it). seems the vatican is saying that he was excommunicated because he was "spreading division and confusion among the faithful" and he was guilty of "irregularity and of progressively open rupture of communion with the church". god forbid he act progressively. he should just go back and tell his dirt poor, aids ridden, starving congregation that their lot in life is gods will....now have some more catholics.....er ...i mean kids.
i know i have said this before. there is a very thin line between muslim extremists and christian extremists. killing a nun because you dont agree with her religion is awfully close to shooting an abortion doctor because of his occupation. maybe religion is getting a bad name, not because of muslims (though they have alot to do with it), but with the hypocrisy of all religions. if you are going to preach peace and tolerance then you cant kill people who dont follow your beliefs completely. you cant be intolerant to people who dont completely agree with the lifestyle you preach. you cant have it both ways. your either loving and acceptant to others no matter if they believe what you do or not or your just like those bad muslims we see on tv.
let me know what you folks think. otherwise enjoy your thursday.
those crazy guys also just excommunicated an african archbishop for thoughts unbecoming the church. see he thinks priests should be allowed to marry. see you used to have married priests but they became so corrupt by passing the job and church property on to their kids and seeling church property that the church banned priests being married around the 14th century. see rather than drum them out as should happen the church made so rules and left them in place (sounds familiar doesnt it). seems the vatican is saying that he was excommunicated because he was "spreading division and confusion among the faithful" and he was guilty of "irregularity and of progressively open rupture of communion with the church". god forbid he act progressively. he should just go back and tell his dirt poor, aids ridden, starving congregation that their lot in life is gods will....now have some more catholics.....er ...i mean kids.
i know i have said this before. there is a very thin line between muslim extremists and christian extremists. killing a nun because you dont agree with her religion is awfully close to shooting an abortion doctor because of his occupation. maybe religion is getting a bad name, not because of muslims (though they have alot to do with it), but with the hypocrisy of all religions. if you are going to preach peace and tolerance then you cant kill people who dont follow your beliefs completely. you cant be intolerant to people who dont completely agree with the lifestyle you preach. you cant have it both ways. your either loving and acceptant to others no matter if they believe what you do or not or your just like those bad muslims we see on tv.
let me know what you folks think. otherwise enjoy your thursday.
Thursday, September 21, 2006
A baby?........oh no you dont.......
SALEM, New Hampshire (AP) -- A Maine couple accused of tying up their 19-year-old daughter, throwing her in their car and driving her out of state to get an abortion were upset because the baby's father is black, a Maine sheriff said Tuesday.
Katelyn Kampf, who is white, told Cumberland County Sheriff Mark Dion that her mother "was pretty irate at the fact that the child's father was black, and she had made a number of disparaging remarks about that," he said.
The parents were arraigned Monday on kidnapping charges. The judge set bail at $100,000 each and ordered the Kampfs to have no contact with their daughter.
Katelyn Kampf said her mother "kept referring to the baby as a thing, as 'It,' and there were other comments made," he said.
The boyfriend, 22-year-old Reme Johnson, last week began serving a 6-month sentence for theft at the Androscoggin County Jail in Auburn, Maine. He also has previous felony convictions for burglary and receiving stolen property, the Portland Press Herald reported.
"oh honey, your having a baby, thats wonderful news. what? you say the father is a darkie. lets go for a ride". nice parents. i guess this kid shouldnt expect much on birthdays and christmas for pappy and nana. isnt it funny that the parents knew right where to go. you think they might have given this idea some thought before she told them. they keep refering to the baby as "the thing" and "it"....well wait until she names the child something like lakeisha or tre'. oh the shame they must feel because their daughter had sex with the one black man in maine. ok, the joke is that hes in jail but still. sure the guys a robber but in his defense he has another mouth to feed now and diapers aint cheap. that might be how they met...in a home invasion. imagine how hard it is to get a lineup of six black men in maine.
oh well folks, i hope you find this little story amusing. if not....too damn bad. this may not be the blog for you. enjoy your thursday.
Katelyn Kampf, who is white, told Cumberland County Sheriff Mark Dion that her mother "was pretty irate at the fact that the child's father was black, and she had made a number of disparaging remarks about that," he said.
The parents were arraigned Monday on kidnapping charges. The judge set bail at $100,000 each and ordered the Kampfs to have no contact with their daughter.
Katelyn Kampf said her mother "kept referring to the baby as a thing, as 'It,' and there were other comments made," he said.
The boyfriend, 22-year-old Reme Johnson, last week began serving a 6-month sentence for theft at the Androscoggin County Jail in Auburn, Maine. He also has previous felony convictions for burglary and receiving stolen property, the Portland Press Herald reported.
"oh honey, your having a baby, thats wonderful news. what? you say the father is a darkie. lets go for a ride". nice parents. i guess this kid shouldnt expect much on birthdays and christmas for pappy and nana. isnt it funny that the parents knew right where to go. you think they might have given this idea some thought before she told them. they keep refering to the baby as "the thing" and "it"....well wait until she names the child something like lakeisha or tre'. oh the shame they must feel because their daughter had sex with the one black man in maine. ok, the joke is that hes in jail but still. sure the guys a robber but in his defense he has another mouth to feed now and diapers aint cheap. that might be how they met...in a home invasion. imagine how hard it is to get a lineup of six black men in maine.
oh well folks, i hope you find this little story amusing. if not....too damn bad. this may not be the blog for you. enjoy your thursday.
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Mohammed is a doodyhead........
A notorious Muslim extremist told a demonstration in London yesterday that the Pope should face execution. Anjem Choudary said those who insulted Islam would be "subject to capital punishment". The pontiff yesterday apologised for causing offence during a lecture last week. Quoting a medieval emperor, his words were taken to mean that he called the prophet Mohammed "evil and inhuman".
He insisted he was "deeply sorry" but his humbling words did not go far enough to silence all his critics or quell the violence and anger he has triggered. A nun was shot dead in Somalia by Islamic gunmen and churches came under attack in Palestine.
The 39-year-old lawyer organised demonstrations against the publication of cartoons of Mohammed in February in Denmark. Protesters carried placards declaring "Behead Those Who Insult Islam".
Yesterday he said: "The Muslims take their religion very seriously and non-Muslims must appreciate that and that must also understand that there may be serious consequences if you insult Islam and the prophet.
"Whoever insults the message of Mohammed is going to be subject to capital punishment."
He added: "I am here have a peaceful demonstration. But there may be people in Italy or other parts of the world who would carry that out.
"I think that warning needs to be understood by all people who want to insult Islam and want to insult the prophet of Islam."
let me start by saying "fuck mohammed". that being said these people are truly ridiculous. sure the pope is a dope (and a nazi if i remember my history) and of course at this time he probably shouldnt have said anything but what he said was a quote from the king of constantinople (or some other jerkoff from history) who used the muslims as an example of mot being able to forward your beliefs (ie: your religion) by the sword. you cant force people to believe in your god. it makes sense when you think about it but these muslims arent into sensible things. in a wonderful quote let me say...."let me splain, no that would take too long, let me sum up"
pope....."violence is bad"
muslims....."take that back or i'll kill you"
as much as i hate to say it nukes seem like the only thing thats going to straighten those folks out. the muslims can slander anything and anyone they want but say one word about their precious mohammed and BANG they want you dead. well screw them.
ok now enjoy your tuesday. i encourage all my muslim readers to comment.
He insisted he was "deeply sorry" but his humbling words did not go far enough to silence all his critics or quell the violence and anger he has triggered. A nun was shot dead in Somalia by Islamic gunmen and churches came under attack in Palestine.
The 39-year-old lawyer organised demonstrations against the publication of cartoons of Mohammed in February in Denmark. Protesters carried placards declaring "Behead Those Who Insult Islam".
Yesterday he said: "The Muslims take their religion very seriously and non-Muslims must appreciate that and that must also understand that there may be serious consequences if you insult Islam and the prophet.
"Whoever insults the message of Mohammed is going to be subject to capital punishment."
He added: "I am here have a peaceful demonstration. But there may be people in Italy or other parts of the world who would carry that out.
"I think that warning needs to be understood by all people who want to insult Islam and want to insult the prophet of Islam."
let me start by saying "fuck mohammed". that being said these people are truly ridiculous. sure the pope is a dope (and a nazi if i remember my history) and of course at this time he probably shouldnt have said anything but what he said was a quote from the king of constantinople (or some other jerkoff from history) who used the muslims as an example of mot being able to forward your beliefs (ie: your religion) by the sword. you cant force people to believe in your god. it makes sense when you think about it but these muslims arent into sensible things. in a wonderful quote let me say...."let me splain, no that would take too long, let me sum up"
pope....."violence is bad"
muslims....."take that back or i'll kill you"
as much as i hate to say it nukes seem like the only thing thats going to straighten those folks out. the muslims can slander anything and anyone they want but say one word about their precious mohammed and BANG they want you dead. well screw them.
ok now enjoy your tuesday. i encourage all my muslim readers to comment.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
When gods words get twisted...........
well it seems a presbyterian minister in pittsburgh might be in some trouble. it seems she (at least give the presbys some credit for letting women have the good jobs) married a gay couple. i support gay marriage as long as both chicks are hot. she may get bounced out for this terrible travesty of church law. cmon if god really wanted gays to be treated right he would of said something to the effect of "everyone was created in my own image" or "do unto others as you would have them do unto you". oh......you say he did say those things....well....wow , that kind of puts organized religions in a bit of a pickle. seems they can quote old testament at some times and new testament at others and if the two disagree then they can pick the one the supports their thoughts at that time. dont fret though they reserve the right to use the other thought later if it supports what they are saying then. let me explain this again for everyone...god doesnt care if your gay. all god really says is you should praise him. its organized religion that cares if your gay and only for one reason......it cuts down on money for them. see gays dont have kids ergo they dont make new parishioners ie: less parishioners = less cash. its not e=mc2 but it does explain the mistreatment of gays by organized religion. i still fine in inexplicable why the catholic church hates women though i have my ideas there too. i'm sure if you could ask god right now how he feels he would really feel great how so called religious groups mistreat some of his creations.
mull that over kids and let me know how you feel. otherwise have a good thursday.
mull that over kids and let me know how you feel. otherwise have a good thursday.
Monday, September 11, 2006
Remembering.................
ok, so today is the five year anniversary of 9-11. as you can tell from my blog i'm given to deep introspective thought. a couple thoughts i will share with you .....
of course its the fifth anniversary. my son is starting fifth grade and that happened on his second or third day of school. i left work early because i work in downtown pittsburgh and they were talking about closing the bridges and i didnt want to be stuck on that side of the river. i talked to my wife and she said i should go pick him up from school. ok, we overreacted but nobody knew what was going on and things were crazy that day. i remember looking at him and feeling sorry for him because his world really changed that day. i tried to explain to him what was going on but how do explain insanity to a six year old.
i know i'm going to be pounded with memorial shows today but i really dont need that to remember. i remember. sometimes all too well. these shows dont make me want peace they piss me off. i find myself hating muslims for this. all of this nonsense done over religion. how ridiculous is that. i know there are good muslims....dont go crazy but i can assure you that the muslims in this country know that they are greatly outnumbered....so of course they want to get along but if the odds were different they would be just as intolerant as their kin in the mideast. i'm very tired of people killing other people because a made up god from a made up religion told them too. no offense, i want peace but if comes down to me or muslims then they gotta go. this goes for fundamentalist christians too.
this will define a generation. just as the civil war, the stock market crashing, the world wars and jfk being shot did. the picture of the fireman raising a flag at ground zero are as ingrained in my head as the photo of men raising a flag at iwo jima or some guy bending a broad over and kissing her in times square were to my parents and grandparents. what really defines this generation though is the feeling that nothing will ever be resolved. i dont feel any safer than i did on that day. i feel that this administrations lack of intelligence (mostly the lack of intelligence shown by our president) will keep this war on terror going forever.
well that just some loose thoughts running around my overly tight head. lets just get through this day.
of course its the fifth anniversary. my son is starting fifth grade and that happened on his second or third day of school. i left work early because i work in downtown pittsburgh and they were talking about closing the bridges and i didnt want to be stuck on that side of the river. i talked to my wife and she said i should go pick him up from school. ok, we overreacted but nobody knew what was going on and things were crazy that day. i remember looking at him and feeling sorry for him because his world really changed that day. i tried to explain to him what was going on but how do explain insanity to a six year old.
i know i'm going to be pounded with memorial shows today but i really dont need that to remember. i remember. sometimes all too well. these shows dont make me want peace they piss me off. i find myself hating muslims for this. all of this nonsense done over religion. how ridiculous is that. i know there are good muslims....dont go crazy but i can assure you that the muslims in this country know that they are greatly outnumbered....so of course they want to get along but if the odds were different they would be just as intolerant as their kin in the mideast. i'm very tired of people killing other people because a made up god from a made up religion told them too. no offense, i want peace but if comes down to me or muslims then they gotta go. this goes for fundamentalist christians too.
this will define a generation. just as the civil war, the stock market crashing, the world wars and jfk being shot did. the picture of the fireman raising a flag at ground zero are as ingrained in my head as the photo of men raising a flag at iwo jima or some guy bending a broad over and kissing her in times square were to my parents and grandparents. what really defines this generation though is the feeling that nothing will ever be resolved. i dont feel any safer than i did on that day. i feel that this administrations lack of intelligence (mostly the lack of intelligence shown by our president) will keep this war on terror going forever.
well that just some loose thoughts running around my overly tight head. lets just get through this day.
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Imagine me doing this job.......
One of the world's most famous scientists is looking for an assistant.
Stephen Hawking, Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University, wants a graduate student to help him prepare lectures and assist with scientific papers.
The university is offering a salary of up to £23,457 to the right candidate, who would be based in the Department of Applied Mathematics and Theoretical Physics.
Professor Hawking, 64, was diagnosed with the crippling muscle-wasting condition motor neurone disease at the age of 22.
He is wheelchair-bound and speaks with the aid of a computer and synthesiser.
One of the job requirements is being responsible for "maintaining and improving" this computer system and other pieces of support equipment.
The job advertisement says: "You would help him to prepare and deliver seminars and public lectures and assist with scientific papers.
"You would also accompany Professor Hawking on his many travels and assist other members of the group.
"Flexibility, stamina and a confident and caring personality, together with a valid driving licence, are essential for this demanding job."
Professor Hawking, a best-selling author, mathematician, cosmologist and leading theoretical physicist - who has twice guest-starred in TV comedy The Simpsons - was diagnosed with motor neurone disease in the 1960s.
He obtained a first class honours degree in physics at University College, Oxford, and then went on to Cambridge to conduct research in cosmology.
He became famous with the publication of his book A Brief History Of Time in the late 1980s.
imagine , if you will, what the help wanted ad for this job must read like.
wanted: grad student to assist world famous scientist and author with preparing lectures and and assist with scientific papers. this is the opportunity of a lifetime to work with one of the greatest minds in history. job pays L23,457 to the lucky qualified candidate. flexibility, stamina and a confident and caring personality together with a valid drivers license are essential for this demanding job. also the ability to change a tire on short notice.
i'd apply but this guy couldnt poosibly fire me fast enough. i'd be talking through his voice box device. i'd put him to bed and use his chair. i'd fill his computer with bad internet porn. in short i'd be his worst nightmare. ok, we would be each others worst nightmare. this job though must be one of the greatest jobs ever for someone in that field. imagine talking to him all day. sucking up all the ideas that must come rattling out of his head.
enjoy your wednesday everyone
Stephen Hawking, Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University, wants a graduate student to help him prepare lectures and assist with scientific papers.
The university is offering a salary of up to £23,457 to the right candidate, who would be based in the Department of Applied Mathematics and Theoretical Physics.
Professor Hawking, 64, was diagnosed with the crippling muscle-wasting condition motor neurone disease at the age of 22.
He is wheelchair-bound and speaks with the aid of a computer and synthesiser.
One of the job requirements is being responsible for "maintaining and improving" this computer system and other pieces of support equipment.
The job advertisement says: "You would help him to prepare and deliver seminars and public lectures and assist with scientific papers.
"You would also accompany Professor Hawking on his many travels and assist other members of the group.
"Flexibility, stamina and a confident and caring personality, together with a valid driving licence, are essential for this demanding job."
Professor Hawking, a best-selling author, mathematician, cosmologist and leading theoretical physicist - who has twice guest-starred in TV comedy The Simpsons - was diagnosed with motor neurone disease in the 1960s.
He obtained a first class honours degree in physics at University College, Oxford, and then went on to Cambridge to conduct research in cosmology.
He became famous with the publication of his book A Brief History Of Time in the late 1980s.
imagine , if you will, what the help wanted ad for this job must read like.
wanted: grad student to assist world famous scientist and author with preparing lectures and and assist with scientific papers. this is the opportunity of a lifetime to work with one of the greatest minds in history. job pays L23,457 to the lucky qualified candidate. flexibility, stamina and a confident and caring personality together with a valid drivers license are essential for this demanding job. also the ability to change a tire on short notice.
i'd apply but this guy couldnt poosibly fire me fast enough. i'd be talking through his voice box device. i'd put him to bed and use his chair. i'd fill his computer with bad internet porn. in short i'd be his worst nightmare. ok, we would be each others worst nightmare. this job though must be one of the greatest jobs ever for someone in that field. imagine talking to him all day. sucking up all the ideas that must come rattling out of his head.
enjoy your wednesday everyone
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Bye bye croc hunter...............
so i wake up monday and turn on the tv in my bedroom and the news hits me with the fact that steve irwin is dead. it took a minute to sink in but then i remembered the croc hunter. one of only two celebrities from down under (you figure out the other). my wife immediately turned to me and said "you called that one honey". thats right folks ... i saw that one coming. this guy had no respect for animals at all. they are called wild animals for a reason.......they are wild. the are skittish and unpredictable. he didnt care though. he would kiss the snake right on the lips. he nuzzled up to the croc. he had it coming. i didnt see his show alot...ok i saw it once and he was bit by snakes maybe...ten times during the show. i thought then that that might be the most irresponsible animal show ever. that show did two things. it either showed kids that snake bites were cool and wouldnt hurt you or it traumatized kids. he didnt teach kids to respect animals. he wasnt a teacher in any manner..he was a showman. he should have been doing this act in the circus instead of tv. i find that the news agencies are showing his video where he was taunting a croc with his new born baby to say it all about him.
lessons learned today:
1. wild animals are wild. they do unpredictable things. they will kill you.
2. dont mess with animals you know nothing about.
3. respect animals...even tame house pets.
cya steve. glad your gone. what a hit to australia though. they lost half of their stars. a nuclear bomb could go off inb hollywood and we would still have more stars then they do. oh well, enjoy your tuesday. i know i will.
lessons learned today:
1. wild animals are wild. they do unpredictable things. they will kill you.
2. dont mess with animals you know nothing about.
3. respect animals...even tame house pets.
cya steve. glad your gone. what a hit to australia though. they lost half of their stars. a nuclear bomb could go off inb hollywood and we would still have more stars then they do. oh well, enjoy your tuesday. i know i will.
Friday, August 25, 2006
Random thoughts............
pluto will always be a planet to me. i grew up knowing that there was nine planets and i'm not going to change because some eggheads dont like the size of the ninth. planet, dwarf planet, asteroid....who cares. why dont the scientists get together and cure cancer. the world isnt as bad as we think when this is the burning question of the day. and isnt this just like bullies....always picking on the smallest one. that little planet has heart. well to hell with them lets all get together and just keep refering to the solar system (which is still the best solar system and to say otherwise would be anti american) as having nine planets. lets not lose pluto.
debra lafave is going to be interviewed by matt lauer. you might remember her as the incredibly hot teacher who slept with an underage student. i cant think of too many teachers i would have liked to sleep with but she would have been one. this kid wasnt traumatized...hes still bragging about tapping her. you just know matt lauer will screw this up. he wont ask good questions. let me interview this broad and we would get a great story.
john mark karr (how come all these psychos have three names) says hes a "sex freak". i dont know if he killed jon benet but i know one thing.....hes guilty of something. he has that look about him. lets just fry him up quick and get past this. hes getting his fifteen minutes and thats more than he deserves.
in louisiana a bus driver made black students sit on the back of the bus while he reserved the choice front seats for white kids. this understandably upset some people. let me now explain the only times that racism is ok. blacks cant swim. i only had to watch joe frazier try to swim during a superstars competition in 1973 to realize that. stick to running and jumping. white kids shouldnt rap. millions try and only one is good...eminem. vanilla ice , k-fed......they suck. you know it, i know it, now everyone knows it. pull your pants up, turn your ball cap around and stop rapping. the world will be a better place.
ok, i need to start working now. have a good weekend everyone. hey, and while your here...leave a message. i like to hear from everyone.
debra lafave is going to be interviewed by matt lauer. you might remember her as the incredibly hot teacher who slept with an underage student. i cant think of too many teachers i would have liked to sleep with but she would have been one. this kid wasnt traumatized...hes still bragging about tapping her. you just know matt lauer will screw this up. he wont ask good questions. let me interview this broad and we would get a great story.
john mark karr (how come all these psychos have three names) says hes a "sex freak". i dont know if he killed jon benet but i know one thing.....hes guilty of something. he has that look about him. lets just fry him up quick and get past this. hes getting his fifteen minutes and thats more than he deserves.
in louisiana a bus driver made black students sit on the back of the bus while he reserved the choice front seats for white kids. this understandably upset some people. let me now explain the only times that racism is ok. blacks cant swim. i only had to watch joe frazier try to swim during a superstars competition in 1973 to realize that. stick to running and jumping. white kids shouldnt rap. millions try and only one is good...eminem. vanilla ice , k-fed......they suck. you know it, i know it, now everyone knows it. pull your pants up, turn your ball cap around and stop rapping. the world will be a better place.
ok, i need to start working now. have a good weekend everyone. hey, and while your here...leave a message. i like to hear from everyone.
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
catholics have nothing on baptists.........
WATERTOWN, N.Y. Aug 21, 2006 (AP)— The minister of a church that dismissed a female Sunday School teacher after adopting what it called a literal interpretation of the Bible says a woman can perform any job outside of the church.
The First Baptist Church dismissed Mary Lambert on Aug. 9 with a letter explaining that the church had adopted an interpretation that prohibits women from teaching men. She had taught there for 54 years.
The letter quoted the first epistle to Timothy: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."
The Rev. Timothy LaBouf, who also serves on the Watertown City Council, issued a statement saying his stance against women teaching men in Sunday school would not affect his decisions as a city leader in Watertown, where all five members of the council are men but the city manager who runs the city's day-to-day operations is a woman.
"I believe that a woman can perform any job and fulfill any responsibility that she desires to" outside of the church, LaBouf wrote Saturday.
Mayor Jeffrey Graham, however, was bothered by the reasons given Lambert's dismissal.
"If what's said in that letter reflects the councilman's views, those are disturbing remarks in this day and age," Graham said. "Maybe they wouldn't have been disturbing 500 years ago, but they are now."
Lambert has publicly criticized the decision, but the church did not publicly address the matter until Saturday, a day after its board met.
In a statement, the board said other issues were behind Lambert's dismissal, but it did not say what they were.
ok ladies, when are you going to get it. they dont like you. the bible (which was written and edited by men) is against you. all the christians want is for you to donate money and bake a cake when the bake sale comes along. you cant be a priest but you can work that booth at festival time. this is ridiculous. how did this guy get to be a councilman. i understand that woman make up 51% of the population but i guarantee that this asswipe will get elected again. some women will vote for this clown because he has "good christian values" thereby throwing all other women under the bus. quit going to the church and start raising your daughters differently and you will be doing them a great favor. i think of all the dogma and guilt laid on me during eight years of catholic school (where incidentally, i got my ass kicked for questioning everything....suprise) and i wont have that done to my kids. religious training is the worst training a child can get.
sorry i had to vent like this but it just pisses me off. i hope this woman sues this church for all its worth. i guess it took 54 years to find this passage.
The First Baptist Church dismissed Mary Lambert on Aug. 9 with a letter explaining that the church had adopted an interpretation that prohibits women from teaching men. She had taught there for 54 years.
The letter quoted the first epistle to Timothy: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."
The Rev. Timothy LaBouf, who also serves on the Watertown City Council, issued a statement saying his stance against women teaching men in Sunday school would not affect his decisions as a city leader in Watertown, where all five members of the council are men but the city manager who runs the city's day-to-day operations is a woman.
"I believe that a woman can perform any job and fulfill any responsibility that she desires to" outside of the church, LaBouf wrote Saturday.
Mayor Jeffrey Graham, however, was bothered by the reasons given Lambert's dismissal.
"If what's said in that letter reflects the councilman's views, those are disturbing remarks in this day and age," Graham said. "Maybe they wouldn't have been disturbing 500 years ago, but they are now."
Lambert has publicly criticized the decision, but the church did not publicly address the matter until Saturday, a day after its board met.
In a statement, the board said other issues were behind Lambert's dismissal, but it did not say what they were.
ok ladies, when are you going to get it. they dont like you. the bible (which was written and edited by men) is against you. all the christians want is for you to donate money and bake a cake when the bake sale comes along. you cant be a priest but you can work that booth at festival time. this is ridiculous. how did this guy get to be a councilman. i understand that woman make up 51% of the population but i guarantee that this asswipe will get elected again. some women will vote for this clown because he has "good christian values" thereby throwing all other women under the bus. quit going to the church and start raising your daughters differently and you will be doing them a great favor. i think of all the dogma and guilt laid on me during eight years of catholic school (where incidentally, i got my ass kicked for questioning everything....suprise) and i wont have that done to my kids. religious training is the worst training a child can get.
sorry i had to vent like this but it just pisses me off. i hope this woman sues this church for all its worth. i guess it took 54 years to find this passage.
Sunday, August 13, 2006
What is wrong with us.......
i'm watching tv when it occurs to me that all there is to watch now is sports and reality shows. people used to say that shows like nypd blue and the west wing were too smart for america....and they may be right. the flavor of love is just some whores humiliating themselves trying to get a retarded midget with a huge clock on a chain to pick them so there fifteen minutes arent up. celebrity fat club is just some out of work d listers who put on some tonage while they havent been working humiliating themselves just trying to get fifteen more minutes. whats the common denominator.....people willing to humilate themselves to get fifteen more minutes. the term celebreality has been coined. if your on one of those shows you are not a celebrity. the one that got my goat right now is america got talent. i think that it should be retitled "america doesnt have near as much talent as it thinks" but someone pointed out to me that it might be better titled america got talent with a question mark. "america got talent?". its very good but i'm sure thats way too subtle for most people. anyway this show is akin to the gong show (which suprisingly didnt take itself as seriously) in that it rolls out half assed acts and then rates them. the judges fit the mold that all these shows use now. it has one mean spirited english guy, one woman that loves everyone (no matter how inane the act is) and another retarded guy. in this case its the hoff. by the hoff i am refering to david hasselhoff. my apologies to retards everywhere. as i watched the show i saw them actually hammer a few acts that were remotely talented but the fawned over .......rappin granny. rappin granny is an old black woman that wears an old granny dress and tries to rap. she is to rap what the hoff is to pop music (by that i mean that the germans would love her but she sucks). she keeps getting passed through and at first i said that if she wasnt black she wouldnt have made it at all....but i am reconsidering that. i think any old crone they would have tossed up there with that act would have made it. suffice to say she wouldnt have won on the old gong show. shes in the finals and dont be suprised if she wins. what does this say about america. it says that "america got talent?".
enjoy your monday. i think i'll go to the mens room now and masturbate while thinking about winning the lottery.
enjoy your monday. i think i'll go to the mens room now and masturbate while thinking about winning the lottery.
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
And now the rest of the story.......
i'm going paul harvey on your asses today. today i'm going to tell you a story about a young man who had the world by the ass and was too stupid to grab a piece. this young man was the star of the 2002 ohio state football team. a freshman who led the team to the national championship. he scored the winning touchdown and the future looked rosy. he went afoul of some of the rules and decided to quit the team before being thrown off of it. he then decided to go into the nfl draft but due to the fact that they had a rule against someone that young being in the nfl he couldnt. he then took the nfl to court but due to the fact that he was one young man and the nfl has f you money he didnt win. he sat out a year in which he was arrested and and had some other troubles. he was so talented that an nfl team took a chance on him on the first day of the draft and even though he knew he was on shaky ground he showed up fat and out of shape and was cut. having some children he needed to support he had to work so he went and got on an indoor football team of some sort. just two nights ago he ran afould of the law once again. after making an illegal u-turn he tried to outrun the cops. he crossed the median and kept going. he the pulled into the parking lot of a store and wouldnt get out of the car. the cops pulled him out and when he became unruly they tasered him. it didnt work due to the fact that he was wearing a bullet proof vest. they then pepper sprayed him and after a struggle cuffed him. he continued to struggle up to and including being put into the paddy wagon. in the automobile was found
a. one half empty bottle of vodka
b. a pistol
c. a semi automatic handgun
d. an assault rifle
e. another assault rifle
f. a hatchet
the police never checked him for drunk driving so bad were the other offences. who is this young man you ask? the answer is maurice claret. this may be the largest case of wasted potential ever. coming to his defense was his coach who said hes seen players do worse. worse? did one of his players have a rocket launcher? how could anyone defend that? believe me there are cases where the cops have made mistakes with people but this aint one of them (before anyone gives me any shit i defend the cops and are thrilled that someone would risk his life to defend us so get off my back already). this loser has used up all his chances. he should be locked up now. if it wasnt for being able to run a good forty time he would be already. you and i would be for sure. and whats up with the hatchet. the assault rifles werent enough. was he afraid he might be attacked by a tree? dude, when your pulling all this shit together to put in the car, after putting on the bullet proof vest and getting four guns just leave the hatchet at home. do you think he passed up other vests to get to the bullet proof one. denim? no. leather? no. hey this kevlar matches my shoes. just for the record any time you leave the house with a bullet proof vest on......the night isnt going to end well. thats just a good rule of thumb. anyone think that the cincinnati bengals are reading the police report and thinking ....wow it took several cops to bring him down. we need someone like that for our goal line offense...and he fits our player profile. i stole those last lines but they are so goddamn funny i had to.
so heres to you maurice. i nominate him as the asshole of the year....until someone better comes along that is.
a. one half empty bottle of vodka
b. a pistol
c. a semi automatic handgun
d. an assault rifle
e. another assault rifle
f. a hatchet
the police never checked him for drunk driving so bad were the other offences. who is this young man you ask? the answer is maurice claret. this may be the largest case of wasted potential ever. coming to his defense was his coach who said hes seen players do worse. worse? did one of his players have a rocket launcher? how could anyone defend that? believe me there are cases where the cops have made mistakes with people but this aint one of them (before anyone gives me any shit i defend the cops and are thrilled that someone would risk his life to defend us so get off my back already). this loser has used up all his chances. he should be locked up now. if it wasnt for being able to run a good forty time he would be already. you and i would be for sure. and whats up with the hatchet. the assault rifles werent enough. was he afraid he might be attacked by a tree? dude, when your pulling all this shit together to put in the car, after putting on the bullet proof vest and getting four guns just leave the hatchet at home. do you think he passed up other vests to get to the bullet proof one. denim? no. leather? no. hey this kevlar matches my shoes. just for the record any time you leave the house with a bullet proof vest on......the night isnt going to end well. thats just a good rule of thumb. anyone think that the cincinnati bengals are reading the police report and thinking ....wow it took several cops to bring him down. we need someone like that for our goal line offense...and he fits our player profile. i stole those last lines but they are so goddamn funny i had to.
so heres to you maurice. i nominate him as the asshole of the year....until someone better comes along that is.
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Conflicts between faith and reason.....
i was flipping through some tv shows the other night when i came acrosssomething new to me. the colbert report had on bill donohue. if you are not familiar with bill donohue (and i wasnt) hes the mouthpiece for the catholic league. if you arent familiar with the catholic league (and i wasnt) you should be. the catholic league is to catholics what the jewish defense league is to jews. or it should be. the catholic league promotes itself as being for "religious and civil rights". being a catholic (albeit not a very good one) i'm suprised i never heard of it. maybe this group is only for the very devout of the faith (of which i am not). actually what it seems to me they are for is to stop anyone from putting down the catholic church and to go after the competition (ie: other religions).
their website has alot of interesting articles. one of my favorites is the many stories that point out what a great pope pius the twelth was. for those who dont remember history he was the pope who turned a blind eye towards the nazis as they exterminated jews (or as the church likes to call them ...the competition). they also have a very nice tirade against the tv show south park. apparently those guys showed an episode that showed a statue of the virgin mary spraying blood from her vagina onto a picture of pope benedict the sixteenth...or as i like to call him poep nazi. they are mad because the guy that they had cowed at comedy central, who had promised not to show it ever again, left and the new guy is beholden to the catholic league. i guess being for civil rights doesnt apply to free speech.
my favorite though is their outright forgiveness and ability to stand behind mel gibson. you might remember mel as americas favorite drunk driver and anti-semite. sure his apology (which was written for him by his publicist) was, as they state, "a model of contrition". they point out that mels enemies lack forgiveness. i cant understand those people. mel put out a movie where it shows the jews killing christ, he has said in an interview that the holocaust is a numbers game, his father spews hate and says the holocaust never happened...etc. why wont they forgive him?
in retrospect the catholic league isnt for justice and understanding and civil rights its about a very wealthy institution trying to intimidate people. i do encourage everyone to go to their site and see what they spew though. its www.catholicleague.org.
please allow me to keep everyone straight on these things. i do so enjoy pointing out bullshit on this level. and as always remember ...hes your god, they are your rules, you burn in hell.
their website has alot of interesting articles. one of my favorites is the many stories that point out what a great pope pius the twelth was. for those who dont remember history he was the pope who turned a blind eye towards the nazis as they exterminated jews (or as the church likes to call them ...the competition). they also have a very nice tirade against the tv show south park. apparently those guys showed an episode that showed a statue of the virgin mary spraying blood from her vagina onto a picture of pope benedict the sixteenth...or as i like to call him poep nazi. they are mad because the guy that they had cowed at comedy central, who had promised not to show it ever again, left and the new guy is beholden to the catholic league. i guess being for civil rights doesnt apply to free speech.
my favorite though is their outright forgiveness and ability to stand behind mel gibson. you might remember mel as americas favorite drunk driver and anti-semite. sure his apology (which was written for him by his publicist) was, as they state, "a model of contrition". they point out that mels enemies lack forgiveness. i cant understand those people. mel put out a movie where it shows the jews killing christ, he has said in an interview that the holocaust is a numbers game, his father spews hate and says the holocaust never happened...etc. why wont they forgive him?
in retrospect the catholic league isnt for justice and understanding and civil rights its about a very wealthy institution trying to intimidate people. i do encourage everyone to go to their site and see what they spew though. its www.catholicleague.org.
please allow me to keep everyone straight on these things. i do so enjoy pointing out bullshit on this level. and as always remember ...hes your god, they are your rules, you burn in hell.
Friday, August 04, 2006
Office obsevations..........
i stopped as i usually do at the bp station first thing in the morning for my paper and morning fill of sarcasm from the manager. she pointed out ,sarcastically i might add, how she loves her job. then another customer laughed and said she "really" loved her job. it occurred to me that nobody i know really loves their job. i dont know anyone who wakes up and says "wow, i cant wait to get to work today". i know i dont. every day its harder and harder for me to pull my tired ass out of bed and crawl into this swirling, sucking eddy of despair that i call a job. this place sucks more than a stripper in the champagne room trying for a big tip. my boss is the cowardly lion, our bookkeeper is like dustin hoffman in rainman...only hes not good with numbers, the sales manager is just biding his time to retirement.....well you get the story. i look forward to my boss going on vacation so i can malign my own work for a week. so as i sit in my office, waiting for the warm embrace of deaths steely grip, i wonder if anyone loves their job. i start to think of the perfect job and how those people hate it. you know there is some baseball player who is thinking that he cant believe hes playing a kids game for 200k a week. he cant believe that that he walks out onto the grass under the sun for less than 400k a week. you know the photographer from playboy is trouble getting motivated to snap pictures of gorgeous naked women. "if i have to put rouge on one more set of light pink nipples i'm going to shit" he would say. or maybe not. i wouldnt. at least i have a office and i'm not stuck in a cubicle. i was trying to explain to my genius 10 year old son what prarie dogging is. i thought it would be nice to scare him about work at an early age. this should hopefully inspire him to do well in school and own his own business. at least then the retarded rules would be his own.
well enjoy your day in your office/cubicle/desk in the middle of the fucking room. the weekend will soon be here and the drinking can begin.
well enjoy your day in your office/cubicle/desk in the middle of the fucking room. the weekend will soon be here and the drinking can begin.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
I'm so smart........
two years ago i mentioned that mel gibson was , just maybe, an anti-semite. people got mad at me. they told me he was just devout in his faith. they told me he wasnt like his father. well look how right i was. seems mel really is an antisemitic jackass afterall. apparently the acorn doesnt fall far from the tree. in this case mels dad (who seems to be an adolph hitler jr.) probably read mein kampe to mel as a child. and please dont even try to bring up that its the jack daniels talking....thats a bullshit excuse. in vino veritas. liquor doesnt bring out your problems...it magnifies them. like him or not mel gibson is just another racist piece of shit.
the pittsburgh nine (also known as the pirates) have once again been sellers at the trading deadline instead of buyers. thirteen losing seasons in a row will do that to you. the trades have turned this team from a really bad team to a .....well, really bad team. nothing has changed. the owners are making some bread from this pathetic team and really dont care to spend enough to make it a winner. what a waste of the finest baseball park in the game. the best thing people in pittsburgh can do is to quit going to the games and maybe the owners will get the message.
we also ordained eight women as priests here in the burg. the catholic church is up in arms. they say that christ didnt want women to be priests. who knows what christ wanted. the church has screwed around with the bible so much that it only states what they want it to say. this is a case of the old boys wanting to keep women out of the club which really doesnt make sense considering the shortage of priests. i still cant understand why any woman with a brain would go within thirty feet of a catholic church. its apparent that they dont like women. hell the bible blames everything on women. lets just hope that the catholic church runs out of priests and just dries up and blows away.
happy tuesday everyone. i'll leave the mideast for the next post.
the pittsburgh nine (also known as the pirates) have once again been sellers at the trading deadline instead of buyers. thirteen losing seasons in a row will do that to you. the trades have turned this team from a really bad team to a .....well, really bad team. nothing has changed. the owners are making some bread from this pathetic team and really dont care to spend enough to make it a winner. what a waste of the finest baseball park in the game. the best thing people in pittsburgh can do is to quit going to the games and maybe the owners will get the message.
we also ordained eight women as priests here in the burg. the catholic church is up in arms. they say that christ didnt want women to be priests. who knows what christ wanted. the church has screwed around with the bible so much that it only states what they want it to say. this is a case of the old boys wanting to keep women out of the club which really doesnt make sense considering the shortage of priests. i still cant understand why any woman with a brain would go within thirty feet of a catholic church. its apparent that they dont like women. hell the bible blames everything on women. lets just hope that the catholic church runs out of priests and just dries up and blows away.
happy tuesday everyone. i'll leave the mideast for the next post.
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Remember when..............
i loike the history channel. its one of the few tv channels that you can actually learn something by watching. one of the things i like is watching old powers fall. you have to wonder what happened to england and france. they once ruled most of the world but now........eh, not so much. this last weekend pointed out alot about those countries that i see as having been directly related to their fall.
first is the british open. oh i dont care that tiger went right through them what gets me is it was played off a golf course that looks worse than my back yard. sure i have been lax in picking up the dog shit and i only mow it once a week but it still looks better than the course at the ancient and wonderful (or whatever they call it) club at liverpool. that match looked like someone held a golf outing at an airport and they were playing off of the tarmac. why dont we hold the next tournament in a mall parking lot. now i know that all courses dont look like lush tropical lawns like american courses but that was pathetic. the worst part is that the course is right along the irish sea. its called irrigation....look into it. people have been irigating since before christ. how do you expect to be a world power when you cant even bring water fifty feet to a golf course. needless to say your not a world power. sure you get to go to the meetings with the other world powers but thats only because your friends with the usa. its like being friends with the star football player in high school......sure you get to tag along to all the great parties but that doesnt mean you'll be sleeping with a cheerleader tonight.
next is france. they hold the tour de france. before you start thinking thats a really special name that must be important remember.......its a bicycle race. its like nascar.....only slower. they were so proud that for years americans never did well in it. we didnt win it for like the first seventy five years but lately...well, we own them. americans have won eleven of the last twenty one and the last eight in a row. thats not the worst part. the american who won it this year needs a hip replacement. that needs to be repeated........a hip replacement. how can a guy who needs a hip replacement win the most prestigious bike race in the world. i'm going to enter my mother in law next year, she needs a hip replacement too. i wonder where te guy in the wheelchair or the guy in the walker finished. oh well needless to say frnace isnt a world power either. they can rant and rave on the world stage and withhold snails from us but in reality.....they really dont count. i did find their treelined streets to quaint but i understand those trees were planted mostly so the nazis could march in the shade. thanks to us you frogs arent speaking german right now.
well there it is kids. all of my observations from the weekend. another proud moment in my families history. enjoy your tuesday.
first is the british open. oh i dont care that tiger went right through them what gets me is it was played off a golf course that looks worse than my back yard. sure i have been lax in picking up the dog shit and i only mow it once a week but it still looks better than the course at the ancient and wonderful (or whatever they call it) club at liverpool. that match looked like someone held a golf outing at an airport and they were playing off of the tarmac. why dont we hold the next tournament in a mall parking lot. now i know that all courses dont look like lush tropical lawns like american courses but that was pathetic. the worst part is that the course is right along the irish sea. its called irrigation....look into it. people have been irigating since before christ. how do you expect to be a world power when you cant even bring water fifty feet to a golf course. needless to say your not a world power. sure you get to go to the meetings with the other world powers but thats only because your friends with the usa. its like being friends with the star football player in high school......sure you get to tag along to all the great parties but that doesnt mean you'll be sleeping with a cheerleader tonight.
next is france. they hold the tour de france. before you start thinking thats a really special name that must be important remember.......its a bicycle race. its like nascar.....only slower. they were so proud that for years americans never did well in it. we didnt win it for like the first seventy five years but lately...well, we own them. americans have won eleven of the last twenty one and the last eight in a row. thats not the worst part. the american who won it this year needs a hip replacement. that needs to be repeated........a hip replacement. how can a guy who needs a hip replacement win the most prestigious bike race in the world. i'm going to enter my mother in law next year, she needs a hip replacement too. i wonder where te guy in the wheelchair or the guy in the walker finished. oh well needless to say frnace isnt a world power either. they can rant and rave on the world stage and withhold snails from us but in reality.....they really dont count. i did find their treelined streets to quaint but i understand those trees were planted mostly so the nazis could march in the shade. thanks to us you frogs arent speaking german right now.
well there it is kids. all of my observations from the weekend. another proud moment in my families history. enjoy your tuesday.
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Hi, remember me..........
i'll be your host for this post. sorry , i felt i needed to take some time off from this blog. my head is just reeling with everything going on in the world today. i cant decide whats more important right now....
1. world war three starting in the mid east
2. stopping stem cell research
3. allowing gays to have rights
4. the rapture
well lets just jump in with both feet. first, it just shows how screwed up the world is right now when israel is mad at hezzbolah, which is funded by syria and iran , and it makes sense to me that they are blowing up lebanon even as we speak. the longer this all goes on the better nuking them all and starting over sounds. wasnt one of the byproducts of the war in iraq going to be lower gas prices. when does it become time to go after the guys that are really the bad ones. why dont we blow up iran and syria and tell the rest of the ragheads to shut up or their next. when are we going to learn to drill sideways so we can suck the oil out from under them and take away their trump card. in what well run universe would the nuttiest people be given a lock on the most important substance in the world. god mad a mistake here.
second, thank god we arent allowing stem cell research. who the hell would want a cure to diseases that have plagued mankind forever. you know the pharmacuetical companies dont want cures found and i guess god doesnt want them found either because he talks to our president and he vetoed it. hes worried that they may find the cure for stupidity and he will be cured. watching senator brownback explain why it shouldnt be allowed is like hearing my daughter discuss jet propulsion .....without the good logic that is. please , can we just stop religion from taking over our government. if they promise not to bring up god while making decisions i promise not to go think in their church. deal?
third, these would be the big stories if it wasnt for those pesky gays wanting their rights that they were promised in the constitution. i can understand the founding fathers not wanting to give rights to brown people or , god forbid, women but why discriminate against the gays. the didnt work in the fields. they didnt have to raise the kids. whats the big deal? i'll tell you what the big deal is. if you give gays their rights then everyone will want them......and we just cant have that....can we? thank god our legislators are wise enough to put things like the war going poorly, gas prices going through the roof, the stock market dropping like a stone..etc. until these pesky gays are put in their place.
which brings us to the final thing ........THE RAPTURE. its happening kids. look around. tsunamis, earthquakes, heat waves, hurricanes, bush in the white house....er, strike that one. well you see my point. everything points to god being pissed. lets look a little more closely at this. why did god give the oil to the caziest people, why did he make gays, what kind of well run universe is this? these are questions that we need answered. i used to think that god is delegating too much. in the old testament he was always kicking ass. he doesnt come around anymore. we are like a toy he got tired of playing with. back in the day a country like iran would give good god fearing christians and jews the willies and next thing you knew ........fire and brimstone. problem solved. where is that today? maybe god has outsourced his work to india. you have to admit that explains alot. is it too farfetched to believe that the people who are fucking up dells help desk could be fucking up the universe.
oh well, i'm just glad to be back. leave a comment, let me know your still reading. enjoy your weekend everyone. i wont be posting friday because i'll be golfing.
1. world war three starting in the mid east
2. stopping stem cell research
3. allowing gays to have rights
4. the rapture
well lets just jump in with both feet. first, it just shows how screwed up the world is right now when israel is mad at hezzbolah, which is funded by syria and iran , and it makes sense to me that they are blowing up lebanon even as we speak. the longer this all goes on the better nuking them all and starting over sounds. wasnt one of the byproducts of the war in iraq going to be lower gas prices. when does it become time to go after the guys that are really the bad ones. why dont we blow up iran and syria and tell the rest of the ragheads to shut up or their next. when are we going to learn to drill sideways so we can suck the oil out from under them and take away their trump card. in what well run universe would the nuttiest people be given a lock on the most important substance in the world. god mad a mistake here.
second, thank god we arent allowing stem cell research. who the hell would want a cure to diseases that have plagued mankind forever. you know the pharmacuetical companies dont want cures found and i guess god doesnt want them found either because he talks to our president and he vetoed it. hes worried that they may find the cure for stupidity and he will be cured. watching senator brownback explain why it shouldnt be allowed is like hearing my daughter discuss jet propulsion .....without the good logic that is. please , can we just stop religion from taking over our government. if they promise not to bring up god while making decisions i promise not to go think in their church. deal?
third, these would be the big stories if it wasnt for those pesky gays wanting their rights that they were promised in the constitution. i can understand the founding fathers not wanting to give rights to brown people or , god forbid, women but why discriminate against the gays. the didnt work in the fields. they didnt have to raise the kids. whats the big deal? i'll tell you what the big deal is. if you give gays their rights then everyone will want them......and we just cant have that....can we? thank god our legislators are wise enough to put things like the war going poorly, gas prices going through the roof, the stock market dropping like a stone..etc. until these pesky gays are put in their place.
which brings us to the final thing ........THE RAPTURE. its happening kids. look around. tsunamis, earthquakes, heat waves, hurricanes, bush in the white house....er, strike that one. well you see my point. everything points to god being pissed. lets look a little more closely at this. why did god give the oil to the caziest people, why did he make gays, what kind of well run universe is this? these are questions that we need answered. i used to think that god is delegating too much. in the old testament he was always kicking ass. he doesnt come around anymore. we are like a toy he got tired of playing with. back in the day a country like iran would give good god fearing christians and jews the willies and next thing you knew ........fire and brimstone. problem solved. where is that today? maybe god has outsourced his work to india. you have to admit that explains alot. is it too farfetched to believe that the people who are fucking up dells help desk could be fucking up the universe.
oh well, i'm just glad to be back. leave a comment, let me know your still reading. enjoy your weekend everyone. i wont be posting friday because i'll be golfing.
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