Thursday, September 01, 2005

Lets get some input..........

there are so many things in life that can traumatize you. my grandmother was one of them and so was my first wife but this is peculiar. seems this guy in africa was raped by three women at gunpoint. hes so traumatized that he cant speak. ok, let me point out some of the problems with that story. first off most guys dont need to be raped (especially at gunpoint). what is this guy...a fag? maybe but thats not the end of it. how hideous are these women that they had to use a gun to get laid? how ugly can a woman be that the man cant speak after nailing her? i hope they find these broads because i need to see what kind of women need this. so now i want to poll you readers (especially you patsy...if you get my drift). what three women would traumatize you. heres my choices....
1. starr jones
2. bea arthur
3. oprah
i want to hear from you. who are your picks. ladies please join in.....i value your opinion. no, seriously, i just want women to answer me. its how i get off.

its thursday children. i'm gearing up for a long weekend of drinking

15 comments:

BAC said...

1. Das Hammer's wife or girlfriend
2. Willy Jo's mother
3. any lifelong resident of East Liberty

shoes said...

1. your assuming hammertime has a wife or girlfriend. you didnt mention boyfriend.......homophobe.
2. i am keeping this poll to humans and i cannot guarantee that willy jo's mother is that
3. this is an inside pittsburgh thing....but so true

Blade90 said...

1. Janet Reno
2. Hilary Clinton
3. Linda Cropp

shoes said...

blade, you should be punished for those names. i'll be having nightmares for weeks....though i must say i wouldnt put hillary on the list (at least not near the top)

Gigglezngrinz said...

1. Courtney Love
2. Sandra Bernhard
3. Jocelyn Wildenstein (the cat woman plastic surgery nightmare)

shoes said...

ok gigglez
1. courtney love. that broad is scary now. shes not in hole ...she is a hole
2. sandra bernhard. dsl's. i wouldnt have put her in the top part of the list
3. cat lady. thats just fucked up. i wouldnt do her with your dick gigglez

Gigglezngrinz said...

Gigglez has no dick unless you count the plastic kind. ;)

akv0459 said...

1. Any Golden Girl... except Blanche...
2. The Virgin Mary.. after her last boyfriend, who can compare?
3. Marge Schott... let's just say my eyes aren't blue enough

shoes said...

oh, i count the plastic ones gigglez

akv....the virgin mary was only a virgin if you dont count anal

FreakinRican said...

1. Mimi from the Drew Carrey Show
2. Janet Reno
3. Rosie O'Donnell

Michael K said...

1. Janet Reno
2. Kimberly Stewart
3. Jackie STallone

shoes said...

freakinrican....your a sick man. you should be ashamed

michael....you dont have to like kim stewart but she not on these lists. jackie stallone...i'd rather fuck sylvester stallone

Blade90 said...

Nerd herd from Big Brother 6
1. Ivette
2. April
3. Maggie

Patsy Darling said...

1. Janice Dickinson the creepy 810 yr old supermdel from Surreal Life and America's Next Top Model
2. Ellen Degenneres eww she's a dude, I think she might smack me with her penis
3. Roseanne Barr even though she is funny as hell she must be one scary bitch

akv0459 said...

whoa! Rosanne... that's one serious screw.