Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Rush to judgement..........

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (June 26) - Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.
Customs officials found a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra in his luggage that didn't have Limbaugh's name on it, but that of two doctors, said Paul Miller, spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.
A doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was "labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes," Roy Black, Limbaugh's attorney, said in a statement.
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement examined the 55-year-old radio commentator's luggage after his private plane landed at the airport from the Dominican Republic, said Miller.
The matter was referred to the sheriff's office, whose investigators interviewed Limbaugh. According to Miller, Limbaugh said that the Viagra was for his use, and that he obtained it from his doctors.
Investigators confiscated the drugs, which treats erectile dysfunction, and Limbaugh was released without being charged.The sheriff's office plans to file a report with the state attorney's office. Miller said it could be a second-degree misdemeanor violation.
Limbaugh reached a deal last month with prosecutors who had accused the conservative talk-show host of illegally deceiving multiple doctors to receive overlapping painkiller prescriptions. Under the deal, the charge, commonly referred to as "doctor shopping," would be dismissed after 18 months if he continues to submit to random drug tests and treatment for his acknowledged addiction to painkillers.


so many things wrong here its hard to decide where to start.

1. it seems as though our good man rush has a bit of a problem with pills. specifically prescriptions. the man who says on his show that all druggies should be jailed should get a taste of his own medicine. lets be honest, rush is a shill for the republican party. you know it, i know it, hell everyone knows it. love him or hate him you have to admit that is a truth. rush has the same philosophy as this administration....do as i say, not as i do. this whole group feels like they are teflon. lets just admit hes a drug addict and jail him.

2. while reading this i got a visual of his fat, bloated body riding some broad and i threw up a little in my mouth. i dont want to know that hes having sex. imagine how bad the broad must be that he needs to take the viagra. maybe it was for her.

3. they confiscated his viagra. now countless prostitutes in the west palm beach area are in mourning. on whore even flew her flag at half mast. without rush giving them business what will they do. look for alot of homeless whores in that area.

not thast i listen to this gasbags show but i'm sure he will find a way to blame clinton for him getting detained and losing his hard-on pills. oh the shame.

hump day everyone (something rush wont be doing today)

4 comments:

Blade90 said...

Poor Rush. I guess without his pills, his "flag" will be flying at half mast as well.

BAC said...

When I saw this on the internet yesterday I thought "Looks like the lead story for Mr. P's blog". I nailed it! Something Rush won't be doing for awhile.

As always... Rachael said...

Looks like his attempt at privacy bit him in the ass! Why's he so afraid to get a script in his own name? Bob Dole does it! Maybe if the fat bastard would put down the twinkies, his arteries would clear out enough that he could send some blood to his penis.

ccw said...

I don't know which repulses me more: Rush having sex or knowing that his penis needs help.

eewww...any thought of that fat, pasty man involved in activity that involves any degree of nakedness is scary.