Thursday, June 15, 2006

ok, so scientology isnt gay............

Indie film director John Roecker was walking to his car in Los Feliz while wearing a shirt with the slogan "Scientology is Gay" when a shirtless dude and Jenna Elfman approached him. The shirtless dude was Jenna's husband and he told John that he was making fun of his religion. It's then that Jenna went ape-shit!
According to Roecker, whose encounter was first reported on LA's KROQ-FM's Kevin and Bean Show, the invective started to fly after he made several references to Scientology theology and its reported central tenant, the story of Xenu.
Roecker says Jenna repeatedly said "What crimes have you committed?" and began screaming at Roecker, "Have you raped a baby?" as motorists on Los Feliz Boulevard drove by in snarled traffic.
Roecker says it appears that Bodhi Elfman prepared to take a swing at him, but thought against it.
Bizarrely, Roecker also says that the Elfmans had a young, twenty-something male companion with them whom they continually instructed to move away and cover his ears whenever references to Xenu were made.

call them crazy just dont call them gay. if this is true then they are really nuts. personally, i love it and lets be honest....are they any more crazy than muslims that fly planes into buildings in the name of their god or christians who shoot doctors or picket soldiers funerals in the name of their god? i think not. i have got to get me one of these shirts just to elicit a conversation with a scientologist. i would love to answer their questions calmly.....

scientologist: "what crimes have you committed"?

shoes: well lets see. there was breaking and entering in eighth grade, then numerous underage drinking and then.......

scientologist: "have you raped a baby"?

shoes: what age are we talking about here. you know, rape isnt funny, though i raped a clown once.......that was funny.

see how much fun this could be. as for bohdi elfman taking a swing, well, he best bring a friend to carry him home. i've seen his picture. i'd kick him so hard he would be wearing his ass for a hat. and someone tell him to change his fucking name. hes in america now. lets all call him george. and if you can believe the story then if you get into a fight with a scientologist all you have to do is yell xenu and they duck and cover.

i guess if there is anything to take away from this its that this is alot of fighting over a god that l ron hubbard made up because his writing career was going nowhere and he needed to make a buck.

its thursday people. you only have to tough out one more day.

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