Tuesday, June 20, 2006

God says what?...............

THIS IS ONLY A TEST: "The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists',
lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and
went up to the lions," confirms a zoo official in Kiev, Ukraine. The
lion enclosure is on an isolated "animal island", and the zoo was
"packed" with visitors. "A lioness went straight for him," the official
continued, "knocked him down and severed his carotid artery." The man,
who was not named, was killed almost instantly.

SPARE THE ROD: After a 12-year-old girl in Elgin, Ill., told her mother
that she had been molested by an older man, the woman took her daughter
to see Daryl Bujak, the pastor of the First Missionary Baptist Church.
The minister, the unnamed mother says, said the girl was lying and
tried to get the girl to recant by beating her buttocks with a three-
foot wooden stick, the mother says. The girl's beatings continued for
several months until the mother finally decided she must be telling the
truth and went to police. Investigators say DNA evidence proves the
girl's allegations. Bujak has been charged with battery; Matthew E.
Resh, 33, the alleged perpetrator, was charged with five counts of
predatory criminal sexual assault. The mother says she went along with
the beatings because Bujak was a "man of faith" and a former police
officer. Bujak, who is still being backed by church members, wrote on
the church's web site that the Bible is "pure, perfect, inerrant and

SPOIL THE CHILD: David L. Reasby, 51, the pastor of the Lighthouse Full
Gospel Baptist Church in Des Moines, Iowa, allegedly told a 14-year-old
mentally disabled boy who attended a child-care facility in his home to
stop knocking on his door. When the boy did it again, police say,
Reasby opened the door and shot the boy twice in the buttocks with a BB
gun. He has been charged with assault with a weapon. Reasby was a
police officer in Des Moines but left the department two years ago --
after he was "involved" in a different assault incident. (Des Moines
Register) ...They sharpen their tongues like swords and aim their words
like deadly arrows. They shoot from ambush at the innocent man; they
shoot at him suddenly, without fear." --Psalm 64:3-4

where do i begin here? lets try....

story a. apparently he read the bible but forgetting that the lions didnt read it seemed to be his undoing. you think that god might have been telling him not to do that. i hope when he asks god why he allowed that to happen that god explains why he put them in the (seemingly) secure enclosure in the first place. maybe that was gods way of protecting him. memo to self......dont pet the lions until they are read the bible.

story b. what the hell was this woman thinking? her child should be taken from her immediately. who allows a man to beat her child to prove if shes lying? how long did she allow this to go on? my favorite of all though is him writing that the bible is "pure, perfect, inerrant and infallible." yeah right. what kind of god would ask you to beat a child continuously to see if shes lying? maybe thats a god thats not worth following. if this guy is considered a good christian then hell doesnt seem that bad.

story c. the compassion of this mans church is reminiscent of karl rove and the administration now in office. he sounds like a tough guy who gets off scaring retarded kids. what was his problem? no women around? this was the weakest person you could intimidate? again, is anyone else hoping god has a special place in hell for good christians like this man?

ok, get on with your tuesday. the world needs your help.


BAC said...

Guilt by association! In the Bible God tells a group of people who claim to be His followers "Depart from Me I never knew you". The idiots in your stories surely fall in that category. The way you portray God I suspect you are in the same category, but it's not too late. You can still be saved.

shoes said...

suprisingly enough i think i have been saved. my eyes have been opened and i see clearly now.

As always... Rachael said...

story A... what a fun way to thin the herd. Sorry buddy, but the world is better off without cha!

Story B - "Oh, I only went along with it because he was a man of the cloth!" Let's beat her ass for a few months and make sure she's telling the truth. Let's beat her in public.

Story C - And I thought the asshole who shot my cat was a bastard!! Kids can be annoying and they don't have to be retarded to try your pateince. If I can resist the urge to shoot a kid in the ass with a bee-bee, than so can everyone.

Stories A B & C - Just when I thought I was a total fuck-up, I realize how much sense I actually have. Thanks, shoes!