Friday, June 02, 2006

The perfect gift.............

Holy images have been popping up all over... A grilled cheese sandwich with the image of the Virgin Mary sold for over 17-hundred dollars on Ebay. But now there is Jesus Pan, which means you can make any type of food with the image of Jesus on it. Imagine the money you can make with your own food on Ebay!

- JesusPan is made from durable steel and topped with a non-stick coating.
- JesusPan is perfect for holiday meals
- Jesus Pan has been featured on Tonight Show with Jay Leno!

worship at every meal with jesus pan

please, for the love of god, someone buy me the jesus pan. i need to see his smiling face in my pancakes on saturday mornings plus everything i cook can be sold for a huge profit. somehow i think jesus would actually smile at this if he were here. doesnt he get royalties for using his image? what better way to stride headlong into our weekend than with the hope of eternal life through pancakes.

happy friday everyone, hope your weather holds up.


BAC said...

You are going to need more then heavenly pancakes to achieve eternal life, but hope springs eternal!

Vile Blasphemer said...

I think I have an idea or two about the comic utility of the Jesus pan.

RC said...

did you see the Jesus Chip??

I posted about it on my blog a little while back.

Strange Culture: Tortialla Chip Jesus (It Still Could Be Yours)


Now this Jesus Pan sounds like a mystery onto itself.

--RC of