Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum's re-election campaign has pulled most of its television ads from broadcast television and is now mostly advertising on cable.
A Franklin and Marshall College political science professor says this is typically a sign of a cash-flow problem. He says it doesn't make sense to give up advertising on major network shows if a campaign can afford it.
But Santorum media consultant John Brabender says that's not so.
He says advertising on channels such as CNN, A&E and the Discovery Channel is a strategic move to reach undecided voters.
The news comes after the Santorum has released a controversial television ad that shows a photo of Democratic challenger Bob Casey's face next to a mushroom cloud. It accuses him of supporting policies that hurt national security.
The ad said North Korea and Iran are close to having nuclear missiles that could reach the United States. It said Casey opposes bunker-busting bombs and deploying a missile defense system.
The Casey campaign said that is not true.
The Santorum campaign said it has purchased $700,000 worth of ad time. But the Casey campaign accused his opponent of making a small "phantom" buy to get publicity.
i told you this was coming. the republicants are going to tell you that the democrats are actually going to set off nuclear weapons for the terrorists. the democrats will actually hold your daughters down while the tewrrorists rape them. this is all bullshit needless to say but its this kind of attack that they are so good at. its like the last election when we allowed them to go after war heroes when none of the administration served a day in the military anywhere. get out and vote everyone....show them it wont work this time.
and in a related story.................
NBC REFUSES ADS FOR DIXIE CHICKS MOVIE
In an Ironic Twist of Events, NBC and The CW Television Network Refuse to Air Ads for Documentary Focusing on Freedom of Speech
NBC and The CW Television Network have taken a stand against the Dixie’s Chicks new documentary “Shut Up & Sing” a behind-the-scenes look at the incredible political and media fallout that occurred in 2003 after the Dixie Chicks lead singer Natalie Maines said that she was "ashamed the president of the United States is from Texas.
NBC responded to a clearance report submitted by the Weinstein Company’s media agency saying that the network “cannot accept these spots as they are disparaging to President Bush.
Famed litigator David Boies stated, “It is disappointing and troubling that NBC and The CW would refuse to accept an otherwise appropriate ad merely because it is critical of President Bush."
Harvey Weinstein, co-chairman of The Weinstein Company stated, “It’s a sad commentary about the level of fear in our society that a movie about a group of courageous entertainers who were blacklisted for exercising their right of free speech is now itself being blacklisted by corporate America. The idea that anyone should be penalized for criticizing the president is sad and profoundly un-American.”
patriotism is not defined as going along with everything the government says..as a matter of fact patriotism demands that you hold the government to a higher standard and that you do question them at every turn. we the people are their employers. we should have the right to hire and fire them and to ask them to explain their work and demand that they do it the way we would like it done. this is a sad day for america. this is the kind of stuff you read about happening in the mid east or north korea or some other fifth world country. i guess the land of the free doesnt mean the same thing to this administration.
glad we could end the week on a good note. happy weekend everyone
Friday, October 27, 2006
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Maybe the founding fathers had it right...........
Nicaragua's legislature is expected today to approve a tough law that outlaws all forms of abortion, including those procedures intended to save the life of a pregnant woman.
The measure has been supported by most major political parties ahead of the Nov. 5 presidential election, as they seek to win over voters in this overwhelmingly Roman Catholic country. Leaders of the Catholic Church in Nicaragua helped draft the bill and have mobilized followers to support it.
Since the late 1980s, two other Latin American countries have adopted similar measures — El Salvador and Chile. At least 34 countries, mostly in Africa and the Middle East, prohibit all abortions, without exception, according to the Center for Reproductive Rights, a U.S.-based nonprofit advocacy group.
The new law would establish prison sentences of six to 30 years for women who abort their pregnancies and the doctors who perform the procedure
Women's groups in Nicaragua charge that the proposed law is a cynical preelection ploy that panders to the influence of the Catholic Church. The text of the law, they note, is almost identical to a church proposal drafted this year.
"The worst message of this proposed law is that the lives of women don't matter to this president, or to the government or the church," said Marta Maria Blandon, Central American director of Ipas, a U.S.-based reproductive rights group.
Ambassadors from some of the countries that donate millions of dollars in aid to Nicaragua, including Sweden and Finland, wrote to the legislators this week urging them not to rush to approve the measure. Nicaragua is one of the poorest nations in the hemisphere and depends heavily on foreign aid.
congratulations to the catholic church. they are going to get some uneducated third world people who dont have a pot to piss in and live in a horribly overcrowded country to vote for a law that will make them poorer and the country even more overcrowded. thats not the concern of the church as long as those kids are all raised catholic and give the church some money. the priests dont live in squalor..i guarantee that.
According to the World Development Indicators Database (2001) Nicaragua is a low-income country with an average Gross National Income (GNI) of less than US $745 per person. that bears repeating.....$745 per year. the catholic church should be selling off some of their priceless artifacts to help these people instead of forming laws. i wonder if the church is taxed there. by the way $745 per person per year makes them a low income country (no shit) while Bolivia, Guatemala and Honduras are lower middle-income countries with a GNI per person ranging from US $746-2,975.
wow, arent they lucky.
and who wouldnt want their country mentioned in the same vein as countries in africa and the mid east. those arent third world coutries ....they are fifth world.
this all goes back to my belief that the catholic church hates women and that they have no right meddling in the business of government.
ok, its thursday. get on with your work. as usual comments are always welcome.
The measure has been supported by most major political parties ahead of the Nov. 5 presidential election, as they seek to win over voters in this overwhelmingly Roman Catholic country. Leaders of the Catholic Church in Nicaragua helped draft the bill and have mobilized followers to support it.
Since the late 1980s, two other Latin American countries have adopted similar measures — El Salvador and Chile. At least 34 countries, mostly in Africa and the Middle East, prohibit all abortions, without exception, according to the Center for Reproductive Rights, a U.S.-based nonprofit advocacy group.
The new law would establish prison sentences of six to 30 years for women who abort their pregnancies and the doctors who perform the procedure
Women's groups in Nicaragua charge that the proposed law is a cynical preelection ploy that panders to the influence of the Catholic Church. The text of the law, they note, is almost identical to a church proposal drafted this year.
"The worst message of this proposed law is that the lives of women don't matter to this president, or to the government or the church," said Marta Maria Blandon, Central American director of Ipas, a U.S.-based reproductive rights group.
Ambassadors from some of the countries that donate millions of dollars in aid to Nicaragua, including Sweden and Finland, wrote to the legislators this week urging them not to rush to approve the measure. Nicaragua is one of the poorest nations in the hemisphere and depends heavily on foreign aid.
congratulations to the catholic church. they are going to get some uneducated third world people who dont have a pot to piss in and live in a horribly overcrowded country to vote for a law that will make them poorer and the country even more overcrowded. thats not the concern of the church as long as those kids are all raised catholic and give the church some money. the priests dont live in squalor..i guarantee that.
According to the World Development Indicators Database (2001) Nicaragua is a low-income country with an average Gross National Income (GNI) of less than US $745 per person. that bears repeating.....$745 per year. the catholic church should be selling off some of their priceless artifacts to help these people instead of forming laws. i wonder if the church is taxed there. by the way $745 per person per year makes them a low income country (no shit) while Bolivia, Guatemala and Honduras are lower middle-income countries with a GNI per person ranging from US $746-2,975.
wow, arent they lucky.
and who wouldnt want their country mentioned in the same vein as countries in africa and the mid east. those arent third world coutries ....they are fifth world.
this all goes back to my belief that the catholic church hates women and that they have no right meddling in the business of government.
ok, its thursday. get on with your work. as usual comments are always welcome.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Rush the windbag.............
ok, if you havent seen it then you should go check out michael j. fox doing a commercial for a missouri senatorial candidate named claire mchaskill on youtube. go ahead i'll wait.........
ok so you've seen it. if your anything like me your shocked at how much hes shaking. i've seen him on boston legal and he wasnt shaking like that. at least not during his scenes but the shaking might have been edited out. hes stumping for claire because she is for stem cell research. her opponent (along with all the other bush cronies) pander to the religious right and oppose stem cell research. god himself hasnt voiced an opinion yet though i understand jesus and the holy spirit are leaning toward being in favor of it. those commercials were the big thing yesterday on the net. not today though. todays big thing is rush limbaugh. rush stated yesterday that he thought michael went off his medication to make it look worse or hes just acting. he is an actor rush pointed out. now to defend rush (and i dont do thast often) is there anyone who knows what its like to be off the pills then rush. wasnt he the guy who was buying oxycontin off of his maid. wasnt he caught running off to south america with a crap load of viagra. maybe it was another rush limbaugh with a radio show. anyway to get back to the topic...this just points out that rush limbaugh is a complete waste of life. hes morally bankrupt. he would say anything about anyone to defend the republicants. somewhere theres one of his sheeple who is quoting rush like gospel. hes telling everyone that michael j fox was faking it because rush told him so and rush wouldnt lie. i'm only suprised that he didnt blame the parkinsons on clinton.
heres a comment from a doctor daniels off of the net......
the chorea that Michael J Fox has in that ad comes from chronic use of dopamine agonists in the context of Parkinson's. They're movements from the medicine, not the disease itself. Although he might have odd movements OFF of his meds, they wouldn't look like the ones in the ad. They'd look like the Parkinson's-like presentation of Muhammed Ali's Dementia Pugilistica.
In addition, those movements are hard to imitate accurately because they stem from circuits between the basal ganglia and cortex that you can't just turn off or on. Those aren't volitional circuits. There is little chance he was acting, and if he was, he could only accentuate slightly movements he already had. In other words, this is as tragic as it looks.
hes right, it is tragic. its a shame this happens to anyone and its a national shame that this country is going backwards do to the religious right and this administration. its also a shame that sheeple cant see through a pompous, piece of shit, windbag like rush limbaugh.
ok get on with your tuesdays everyone. if your a big fan of rush you can comment or kiss my ass.
ok so you've seen it. if your anything like me your shocked at how much hes shaking. i've seen him on boston legal and he wasnt shaking like that. at least not during his scenes but the shaking might have been edited out. hes stumping for claire because she is for stem cell research. her opponent (along with all the other bush cronies) pander to the religious right and oppose stem cell research. god himself hasnt voiced an opinion yet though i understand jesus and the holy spirit are leaning toward being in favor of it. those commercials were the big thing yesterday on the net. not today though. todays big thing is rush limbaugh. rush stated yesterday that he thought michael went off his medication to make it look worse or hes just acting. he is an actor rush pointed out. now to defend rush (and i dont do thast often) is there anyone who knows what its like to be off the pills then rush. wasnt he the guy who was buying oxycontin off of his maid. wasnt he caught running off to south america with a crap load of viagra. maybe it was another rush limbaugh with a radio show. anyway to get back to the topic...this just points out that rush limbaugh is a complete waste of life. hes morally bankrupt. he would say anything about anyone to defend the republicants. somewhere theres one of his sheeple who is quoting rush like gospel. hes telling everyone that michael j fox was faking it because rush told him so and rush wouldnt lie. i'm only suprised that he didnt blame the parkinsons on clinton.
heres a comment from a doctor daniels off of the net......
the chorea that Michael J Fox has in that ad comes from chronic use of dopamine agonists in the context of Parkinson's. They're movements from the medicine, not the disease itself. Although he might have odd movements OFF of his meds, they wouldn't look like the ones in the ad. They'd look like the Parkinson's-like presentation of Muhammed Ali's Dementia Pugilistica.
In addition, those movements are hard to imitate accurately because they stem from circuits between the basal ganglia and cortex that you can't just turn off or on. Those aren't volitional circuits. There is little chance he was acting, and if he was, he could only accentuate slightly movements he already had. In other words, this is as tragic as it looks.
hes right, it is tragic. its a shame this happens to anyone and its a national shame that this country is going backwards do to the religious right and this administration. its also a shame that sheeple cant see through a pompous, piece of shit, windbag like rush limbaugh.
ok get on with your tuesdays everyone. if your a big fan of rush you can comment or kiss my ass.
Friday, October 20, 2006
I told you so............
GOP to Air Ad Warning of Terror Attacks
Oct 19 9:10 PM US/Eastern
By JIM KUHNHENN
Associated Press Writer
WASHINGTON
The Republican Party will begin airing a hard-hitting ad this weekend that warns of more cataclysmic terror attacks against the U.S. homeland.
The ad portrays Osama bin Laden and quotes his threats against America dating to February 1998. "These are the stakes," the ad concludes. "Vote November 7."
Brian Jones, a spokesman for the Republican National Committee, said the ad would run on national cable beginning Sunday, but he declined to discuss specifics of the buy.
The commercial tracks with Republican Party strategy to make the war on terrorism a central theme of this election. It will air as recent polls show Republicans losing ground as the party best able to combat terrorism.
Last month, President Bush made the war against terrorism a recurrent topic in public appearances. But his message was drowned out by the e- mail sex scandal involving former Republican Rep. Mark Foley of Florida and by increasing fatalities in Iraq.
The ad displays an array of quotes from bin Laden and his top lieutenant, Ayman al-Zawahri, that include bin Laden's Dec. 26, 2001 vow that "what is yet to come will be even greater."
The ad also cites al-Zawahri's claim to have obtained "some suitcase bombs," followed by a scene that appears to show a nuclear explosion.
Despite al-Zawahri's claim, portable nuclear devices are believed to be particularly difficult to produce and elusive to rogue regimes and terror groups.
The ad is also featured on the RNC's Web site. The party said the ad, called "The Stakes," will be e-mailed to millions of GOP supporters, activists and the state parties.
Democrats denounced the ad as scaremongering.
"This is a pathetic move by an increasingly desperate GOP," said Democratic National Committee Communications Director Karen Finney. "Clearly Republicans are so afraid of their abysmal record they can't offer one example of what they've done to keep America safe."
Former U.S. Navy Vice Admiral Joe Sestak, a Democratic congressional candidate running against incumbent Rep. Curt Weldon, R-Pa., said the war in Iraq has made Americans less safe. "It's disturbing that the Republicans in Washington are trying to reinvent history with this latest message of fear," he said.
well dont say i didnt tell you this was coming. the republicants would have you believe that the democrats will give your home address to the terrorists. the democrats will drive them to your house and wait to give them a ride home after they killed your family. this is ridiculous. the republicants have nothing to sell right now but fear. what else does this administration have to tell you about. nothing. dont be sheeple this november. get these bums out
end of week kids.....enjoy the weekend
Oct 19 9:10 PM US/Eastern
By JIM KUHNHENN
Associated Press Writer
WASHINGTON
The Republican Party will begin airing a hard-hitting ad this weekend that warns of more cataclysmic terror attacks against the U.S. homeland.
The ad portrays Osama bin Laden and quotes his threats against America dating to February 1998. "These are the stakes," the ad concludes. "Vote November 7."
Brian Jones, a spokesman for the Republican National Committee, said the ad would run on national cable beginning Sunday, but he declined to discuss specifics of the buy.
The commercial tracks with Republican Party strategy to make the war on terrorism a central theme of this election. It will air as recent polls show Republicans losing ground as the party best able to combat terrorism.
Last month, President Bush made the war against terrorism a recurrent topic in public appearances. But his message was drowned out by the e- mail sex scandal involving former Republican Rep. Mark Foley of Florida and by increasing fatalities in Iraq.
The ad displays an array of quotes from bin Laden and his top lieutenant, Ayman al-Zawahri, that include bin Laden's Dec. 26, 2001 vow that "what is yet to come will be even greater."
The ad also cites al-Zawahri's claim to have obtained "some suitcase bombs," followed by a scene that appears to show a nuclear explosion.
Despite al-Zawahri's claim, portable nuclear devices are believed to be particularly difficult to produce and elusive to rogue regimes and terror groups.
The ad is also featured on the RNC's Web site. The party said the ad, called "The Stakes," will be e-mailed to millions of GOP supporters, activists and the state parties.
Democrats denounced the ad as scaremongering.
"This is a pathetic move by an increasingly desperate GOP," said Democratic National Committee Communications Director Karen Finney. "Clearly Republicans are so afraid of their abysmal record they can't offer one example of what they've done to keep America safe."
Former U.S. Navy Vice Admiral Joe Sestak, a Democratic congressional candidate running against incumbent Rep. Curt Weldon, R-Pa., said the war in Iraq has made Americans less safe. "It's disturbing that the Republicans in Washington are trying to reinvent history with this latest message of fear," he said.
well dont say i didnt tell you this was coming. the republicants would have you believe that the democrats will give your home address to the terrorists. the democrats will drive them to your house and wait to give them a ride home after they killed your family. this is ridiculous. the republicants have nothing to sell right now but fear. what else does this administration have to tell you about. nothing. dont be sheeple this november. get these bums out
end of week kids.....enjoy the weekend
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Rove is at it again........
i know the part line (by party i'm refering to the republicans....duh) is to say that everything is just going great in iraq. those crazy iraqis are just feelin their oats. this will all die down. mission accomplished......right? the insurgency is broken. i guess this is just to keep the republican faithful happy. these reports are like prozac to them. well heres a little gem. october is shaping up to be the worst month for american soldier deaths since november of "04". at least 11 american troops were killed in a thirty hour period ending yesterday. that brings the total to 70 for the month so far. bush said that the recent uprising, coming as it has during ramadan, could be the equivalent to the tet offensive. that bears repeating .....THE TET OFFENSIVE. all of you republicans that got mad at me for saying that baghdad is the iraqi word for vietnam owe me an apology. this is your retarded leader admitting that we are mired in an unwinnable war. thank you very much. these deaths bring the total in this war to 2783. bush is treating this like he gets a prize at 3000. i hope this election will get congress back for the democrats...we can get the white house next election.
now seeing as this is coming up on an election its time for the republicants to start playing some games. the first game i suspect is terrorist warnings. this isnt new...they used it last election every time kerry went to speak. level orange one day, level red the next. it stopped after the election if you havent noticed. now someone has gone on the internet and threatened to explode bombs at football games. i suspect we will have a level orange by next week. this will allow the republicants to say that the terrorists are in our back yards and if we vote democrat they will run into your house and set off a dirty bomb. in fact the only thing keeping the terrorists from your kids is a republicant vote. BULLSHIT. to steal a great line from a movie the only thing the republicants are good at right now is telling what to be afraid of and whos to blame. there are no solutions there. now i dont know if any dems have great solutions but i'm willing to give them a chance. this failed expirement of an administration hasnt helped us at all (unless your an oil company or haliburton).
now anyone who thinks that i'm unamerican or a pussy can come tell me directly. being against this war doesnt make you weak. it doesnt make you like terrorists. it doesnt make you less of an american. as a matter of fact standing up is way american. dont be one of the sheeple this election day. lets get our boys out of harms way. lets use the money we are wasting over there to really fight terrorism. if you dont vote this election day than dont bitch when your drafted.
ok, i'm done ranting. now lets see some comments
now seeing as this is coming up on an election its time for the republicants to start playing some games. the first game i suspect is terrorist warnings. this isnt new...they used it last election every time kerry went to speak. level orange one day, level red the next. it stopped after the election if you havent noticed. now someone has gone on the internet and threatened to explode bombs at football games. i suspect we will have a level orange by next week. this will allow the republicants to say that the terrorists are in our back yards and if we vote democrat they will run into your house and set off a dirty bomb. in fact the only thing keeping the terrorists from your kids is a republicant vote. BULLSHIT. to steal a great line from a movie the only thing the republicants are good at right now is telling what to be afraid of and whos to blame. there are no solutions there. now i dont know if any dems have great solutions but i'm willing to give them a chance. this failed expirement of an administration hasnt helped us at all (unless your an oil company or haliburton).
now anyone who thinks that i'm unamerican or a pussy can come tell me directly. being against this war doesnt make you weak. it doesnt make you like terrorists. it doesnt make you less of an american. as a matter of fact standing up is way american. dont be one of the sheeple this election day. lets get our boys out of harms way. lets use the money we are wasting over there to really fight terrorism. if you dont vote this election day than dont bitch when your drafted.
ok, i'm done ranting. now lets see some comments
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Of course it happened in texas......
In a Texan county, an offended parent is demanding that Fahrenheit 451, Ray Bradbury’s classic novel about censorship, be banned from the curriculum.
“Fahrenheit 451″ was first published 53 years ago. It’s said to be named for the temperature at which paper burns. In this world no free thought was allowed and books were destroyed by fire.
Two weeks ago at Caney Creek High School, a tenth grade English class was given “Fahrenheit 451″ as a reading assignment. But Diana Verm stopped after a few pages. She said she was offended by “the cussing in it and the burning of the Bible.”
Diana complained to her father. She was given an alternate reading assignment, but her dad is pushing the issue. It is ironic in the truest sense that a fictional book on book banning is now the target of a request to remove it from school curriculum.
And when did Mr Verm start calling for the book about banning books to be banned?
During Banned Books Week, of course.
to quote a famous american "suprise, suprise, suprise". what suprises me is that.....well lets be honest ....nothing suprises me about this story but i understand their feelings about this book. this book is violent and has odd ideas that can influence young minds.......not unlike the bible. lets be honest, if you read the bible its one of the most violent books ever. the old testament is loaded with murder, rape, incest..........well, you name it. the new testament has this story about a guy whos nailed to a cross (dont tell me how it ends i havent seen mel gibsons movie all the way through yet). so while we are throwing books onto the bonfire lets make sure we get all those nasty old bibles right on top.
one other thing while i'm on a rant. if your priest, preacher...etc gets up and stumps for a political party in church that church should immediately be taxed. if you dont want your church taxed then stay the hell out of politics. if you want to be a complete part of the american expirence then get the whole expirence.....say hello to the irs. keep your god out of my politics and i promise not to come and think in your church.
hump day all you humpers........lets get it on.
“Fahrenheit 451″ was first published 53 years ago. It’s said to be named for the temperature at which paper burns. In this world no free thought was allowed and books were destroyed by fire.
Two weeks ago at Caney Creek High School, a tenth grade English class was given “Fahrenheit 451″ as a reading assignment. But Diana Verm stopped after a few pages. She said she was offended by “the cussing in it and the burning of the Bible.”
Diana complained to her father. She was given an alternate reading assignment, but her dad is pushing the issue. It is ironic in the truest sense that a fictional book on book banning is now the target of a request to remove it from school curriculum.
And when did Mr Verm start calling for the book about banning books to be banned?
During Banned Books Week, of course.
to quote a famous american "suprise, suprise, suprise". what suprises me is that.....well lets be honest ....nothing suprises me about this story but i understand their feelings about this book. this book is violent and has odd ideas that can influence young minds.......not unlike the bible. lets be honest, if you read the bible its one of the most violent books ever. the old testament is loaded with murder, rape, incest..........well, you name it. the new testament has this story about a guy whos nailed to a cross (dont tell me how it ends i havent seen mel gibsons movie all the way through yet). so while we are throwing books onto the bonfire lets make sure we get all those nasty old bibles right on top.
one other thing while i'm on a rant. if your priest, preacher...etc gets up and stumps for a political party in church that church should immediately be taxed. if you dont want your church taxed then stay the hell out of politics. if you want to be a complete part of the american expirence then get the whole expirence.....say hello to the irs. keep your god out of my politics and i promise not to come and think in your church.
hump day all you humpers........lets get it on.
Monday, October 16, 2006
Even more weird stuff..........
In a shocking murder attempt, Scott Peterson has been savagely beaten by fellow inmates at California's notorious San Quentin State Prison, The Enquirer has learned exclusively.
The badly bloodied killer was rushed to the prison hospital, where he was stitched up — and then broke down in tears, reveal sources.
The 34-year-old fertilizer salesman — convicted of the brutal murders of his 8-months-pregnant wife Laci and unborn baby Conner — was ambushed on Sept. 21.
its kind of hard to feel bad for this guy. the guy killed his pregnant wife on christmass eve. you know how those convicts love a guy like that. lets be honest if i got a life sentence i'd ask to be executed. prison must be what hell is like. its like high only the cliques are meaner. well scott, heres hoping you have a short miserable life in prison.
A man who has portrayed Santa Claus was one of several men arrested in a two-day crackdown on sexual activity at a Logansport park this week, police said.
John Hopkins, 60, was arrested Wednesday at Spencer Park after he grabbed an undercover officer, according to Kokomo police, who helped Logansport police with the sting.
The white-bearded Hopkins told police that he has played Santa in the past. When an investigator found in Hopkins' truck a flier about an upcoming holiday event, Hopkins said he guessed he couldn't play Santa anymore because of the arrest, police said.
yeah john, i'd say its time to shave off the white beard and get on eith your lifes work. you can pretty much kiss that santa gig goodbye. an idecency arrest will have that effect. at least he understood what it all means...hes not crazy.
An 80-year-old German motorist has obediently followed his navigation system all the way into a huge pile of sand, abrubtly bringing his trip to an end.
The motorist ignored a motorway "closed for construction" sign and crashed his Mercedes into a pile of sand further down the road, police have said.
"The driver was following the orders from his navigation system and even though there was a sufficient number of warnings and barricades, he continued his journey into the construction site," a police spokeswoman has said
this isnt about the navigation sysytem...its about eighty year olds being alowwed to drive. i dont care how good they've kept it together they shouldnt be driving. he would have done this anyway. the navigation system just got him to do it faster. i can understand why the eskimoes put the elderly out on ice flows and let the polar bears eat them....it makes sense.
enjoy your monday.
The badly bloodied killer was rushed to the prison hospital, where he was stitched up — and then broke down in tears, reveal sources.
The 34-year-old fertilizer salesman — convicted of the brutal murders of his 8-months-pregnant wife Laci and unborn baby Conner — was ambushed on Sept. 21.
its kind of hard to feel bad for this guy. the guy killed his pregnant wife on christmass eve. you know how those convicts love a guy like that. lets be honest if i got a life sentence i'd ask to be executed. prison must be what hell is like. its like high only the cliques are meaner. well scott, heres hoping you have a short miserable life in prison.
A man who has portrayed Santa Claus was one of several men arrested in a two-day crackdown on sexual activity at a Logansport park this week, police said.
John Hopkins, 60, was arrested Wednesday at Spencer Park after he grabbed an undercover officer, according to Kokomo police, who helped Logansport police with the sting.
The white-bearded Hopkins told police that he has played Santa in the past. When an investigator found in Hopkins' truck a flier about an upcoming holiday event, Hopkins said he guessed he couldn't play Santa anymore because of the arrest, police said.
yeah john, i'd say its time to shave off the white beard and get on eith your lifes work. you can pretty much kiss that santa gig goodbye. an idecency arrest will have that effect. at least he understood what it all means...hes not crazy.
An 80-year-old German motorist has obediently followed his navigation system all the way into a huge pile of sand, abrubtly bringing his trip to an end.
The motorist ignored a motorway "closed for construction" sign and crashed his Mercedes into a pile of sand further down the road, police have said.
"The driver was following the orders from his navigation system and even though there was a sufficient number of warnings and barricades, he continued his journey into the construction site," a police spokeswoman has said
this isnt about the navigation sysytem...its about eighty year olds being alowwed to drive. i dont care how good they've kept it together they shouldnt be driving. he would have done this anyway. the navigation system just got him to do it faster. i can understand why the eskimoes put the elderly out on ice flows and let the polar bears eat them....it makes sense.
enjoy your monday.
Thursday, October 12, 2006
More weird stories.............
they just keep coming............
Woman Dedicates Her Virginity to Jesus
She stood at the altar in a white gown and veil, but she was there for no earthly man. Lori Rose Cannizzaro was dedicating her virginity to Jesus.
Saturday's rare Catholic ceremony, one her own pastor didn't know existed, turned the 42-year-old into a "consecrated virgin." Fewer than 200 women in the United States and 2,000 worldwide have declared their perpetual virginity this way, according to U.S. Association of Consecrated Virgins.
"There are people who think I'm nuts," Cannizzaro said. The ceremony was a revival of one of the church's oldest rituals.
i'm sure that if we checked miss cannizzaro would be a raving beauty...........not. i'm betting only the very ugly or the deformed are taking part in this little ceremony. is there anyone that is suprised that this is a rare ceremony? so i guess dog faced women all over the world can forget their concerns about not getting married. thanks jesus.
1. George Steinbrenner rumored to own 52% of company that sells "Yankees Suck!" t-shirts
2. Playoff bonuses would have pushed Alex Rodriguez into too high of a tax bracket
3. Yankees were unable to sign or trade for David Ortiz, Manny Fernandez, Albert Pujols, Carlos Delgado, Jermaine Dye, Alfonso Soriano, Ichiro Suzuki, Jim Thome, Frank Thomas, and Troy Glaus in the off-season
4. Johnny Damon secretly replaced in Game 2 by actor Matt Damon
5. George Castanza's suggestion of breathable cotton uniforms seriously backfires
And Five More...
1. Jason Giambi refused to share steroids with any of his teammates
2. Detroit Tigers tricked the Yankees by playing devious "fundamental baseball"
3. Not enough Yankee members bought into the old Babe Ruth system of breaking curfew, boozing, and womanizing
4. 9/11
5. $200 million dollar payroll just doesn't buy what it used to
its funny. they deserve everything they get. keep trying to buy a championship and i hope this happens every year. believe me =, there are more people that dislike the yankees because of their spending than like them.
ps: bad break with cory lidle but with that in mind two people called me immediately with jokes
1. i heard he was traded to the angels
2. you know a-rod wasnt in the plane because he cant hit anything in october
wildly inappropriate but yet i still laughed.
A coalition of religious leaders made a moral case Tuesday for legalizing the sale and possession of up to 1 ounce of marijuana for adults in Nevada while stiffening penalties for sales to youths and driving under the influence.
At least 33 members of the clergy have endorsed ballot Question 7 on the November election ballot, which if approved would make Nevada the first state in the nation to allow people 21 and older to legally possess small amounts of marijuana and purchase it at government regulated and state-taxed pot shops.
The clergy argued the move would cut down on minors' access to marijuana, reduce gang-related violence and generate money for the state to help finance treatment programs instead of making drug dealers rich.
does anyone under the age of fifty really think pot is so bad? is smoking a joint worse than drinking some beers? take it from a guy who has done both....theres no difference. ok theres one, i piss less with the joint. they should legalize it and make it like beer. you must be a certain age to get it, you cant drive under its influence....etc. legalize it and tax it. something has to pay our huge war deficit. of course once you let the government in charge of growing pot than the quality will go right down the tubes.
all right america, get back to work.
Woman Dedicates Her Virginity to Jesus
She stood at the altar in a white gown and veil, but she was there for no earthly man. Lori Rose Cannizzaro was dedicating her virginity to Jesus.
Saturday's rare Catholic ceremony, one her own pastor didn't know existed, turned the 42-year-old into a "consecrated virgin." Fewer than 200 women in the United States and 2,000 worldwide have declared their perpetual virginity this way, according to U.S. Association of Consecrated Virgins.
"There are people who think I'm nuts," Cannizzaro said. The ceremony was a revival of one of the church's oldest rituals.
i'm sure that if we checked miss cannizzaro would be a raving beauty...........not. i'm betting only the very ugly or the deformed are taking part in this little ceremony. is there anyone that is suprised that this is a rare ceremony? so i guess dog faced women all over the world can forget their concerns about not getting married. thanks jesus.
1. George Steinbrenner rumored to own 52% of company that sells "Yankees Suck!" t-shirts
2. Playoff bonuses would have pushed Alex Rodriguez into too high of a tax bracket
3. Yankees were unable to sign or trade for David Ortiz, Manny Fernandez, Albert Pujols, Carlos Delgado, Jermaine Dye, Alfonso Soriano, Ichiro Suzuki, Jim Thome, Frank Thomas, and Troy Glaus in the off-season
4. Johnny Damon secretly replaced in Game 2 by actor Matt Damon
5. George Castanza's suggestion of breathable cotton uniforms seriously backfires
And Five More...
1. Jason Giambi refused to share steroids with any of his teammates
2. Detroit Tigers tricked the Yankees by playing devious "fundamental baseball"
3. Not enough Yankee members bought into the old Babe Ruth system of breaking curfew, boozing, and womanizing
4. 9/11
5. $200 million dollar payroll just doesn't buy what it used to
its funny. they deserve everything they get. keep trying to buy a championship and i hope this happens every year. believe me =, there are more people that dislike the yankees because of their spending than like them.
ps: bad break with cory lidle but with that in mind two people called me immediately with jokes
1. i heard he was traded to the angels
2. you know a-rod wasnt in the plane because he cant hit anything in october
wildly inappropriate but yet i still laughed.
A coalition of religious leaders made a moral case Tuesday for legalizing the sale and possession of up to 1 ounce of marijuana for adults in Nevada while stiffening penalties for sales to youths and driving under the influence.
At least 33 members of the clergy have endorsed ballot Question 7 on the November election ballot, which if approved would make Nevada the first state in the nation to allow people 21 and older to legally possess small amounts of marijuana and purchase it at government regulated and state-taxed pot shops.
The clergy argued the move would cut down on minors' access to marijuana, reduce gang-related violence and generate money for the state to help finance treatment programs instead of making drug dealers rich.
does anyone under the age of fifty really think pot is so bad? is smoking a joint worse than drinking some beers? take it from a guy who has done both....theres no difference. ok theres one, i piss less with the joint. they should legalize it and make it like beer. you must be a certain age to get it, you cant drive under its influence....etc. legalize it and tax it. something has to pay our huge war deficit. of course once you let the government in charge of growing pot than the quality will go right down the tubes.
all right america, get back to work.
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Some weird stuff from the news........
i just felt i had to comment on some of these stories.......
LAWRENCEVILLE, Ga. (AP) -- Jennifer Wilbanks, who became known as the "runaway bride" after taking off just days before her lavish wedding in 2005, is suing her former fiance for $500,000.
Wilbanks and John Mason broke up for good in May, about a year after her excursion to Las Vegas and New Mexico made international headlines while hundreds searched for her back home in suburban Atlanta.
Television news reports say that Wilbanks seeks $250,000 as her share of a home Mason purchased through the partnership with proceeds from $500,000 received for selling their story to an agent. The reports say the lawsuit also seeks $250,000 in punitive damages for allegedly abusing the power of attorney she granted for him to handle their financial affairs.
Wilbanks also seeks the return of personal property she claims he has kept.
Wilbanks disappeared four days before her April 30, 2005, wedding. Hundres of police and volunteers searched for her for three days before she called Mason from Albuquerque, New Mexico, claiming to have been abducted and sexually assaulted.
She later recanted, saying she fled because of unspecified personal issues.
ok, so the girl with the crazy eyes is eyeing a big settlement. i hope this guy fights her all the way. she deserves nothing. she ran out on him and embarassed him in front of the whole world (not to mention that when she first went missing everyone thought he killed her). he should sue her. breach of contract or some such nonsense. shes crazy. would anyone marry her now? her fifteen are about used up.
A high school girls' basketball coach was arrested on child pornography charges after detectives found homemade tapes of him having sex with an eighth-grade student in the 1990s, authorities said.
William ''Buck'' Lanham, 47, who has been coaching at Orlando Christian Prep since 2002, was arrested at the school Thursday and charged with possession of child pornography and possession of marijuana, Orange County sheriff's Sgt. Rich Mankewich said.
A phone message left for a William Lanham in Orlando was not returned and efforts to reach Lanham on Sunday were unsuccessful. Lanham is free on $25,000 bond.
A former player, now 23, told detectives in June she began a sexual relationship with Lanham when she was a 14-year-old at St. John Vianney Catholic School in the late 1990s.
ok, he broke all the rules of a successful pedophile. he made a movie and then he kept it. look DONT have sex with an eighth grader (no matter how hot she might look to you), dont film it ever and if you do destroy the tape. oh, those catholic school girls in their little outfits get you all crazy but dude, you should be beaten. your no different than a priest that does that as far as i'm concerned. put him in jail and let the other convicts decide his fate.
An 18-year-old man was struck and killed by a train as he reportedly stood on the tracks and made an obscene gesture at the train, the Kenosha Sheriff's Department said Saturday.
Andrew J. Grosenick and Keith A. Lien, 18, both of Silver Lake, were using the tracks as a short cut home around 11:30 p.m. Friday, Lien told deputies.
Authorities say they believe both men were intoxicated at the time. A train approached and both men got off the tracks, but Grosenick walked back onto the track, Lien told investigators.
play chicken with the train. maybe not his finest moment. i guess he was betting the train would swerve first. well i guess he taught that train a lesson. fuck you train, take that. i'm not sorry hes dead. the world doesnt need him adding to the gene pool. lets be honest, his gene pool is one of those two ringers you blow up....no deep end at all. more of a gene "wading" pool. the herd needs to be culled. this was a good start.
ok, get on with your tuesday. i will try myself to carry on.
LAWRENCEVILLE, Ga. (AP) -- Jennifer Wilbanks, who became known as the "runaway bride" after taking off just days before her lavish wedding in 2005, is suing her former fiance for $500,000.
Wilbanks and John Mason broke up for good in May, about a year after her excursion to Las Vegas and New Mexico made international headlines while hundreds searched for her back home in suburban Atlanta.
Television news reports say that Wilbanks seeks $250,000 as her share of a home Mason purchased through the partnership with proceeds from $500,000 received for selling their story to an agent. The reports say the lawsuit also seeks $250,000 in punitive damages for allegedly abusing the power of attorney she granted for him to handle their financial affairs.
Wilbanks also seeks the return of personal property she claims he has kept.
Wilbanks disappeared four days before her April 30, 2005, wedding. Hundres of police and volunteers searched for her for three days before she called Mason from Albuquerque, New Mexico, claiming to have been abducted and sexually assaulted.
She later recanted, saying she fled because of unspecified personal issues.
ok, so the girl with the crazy eyes is eyeing a big settlement. i hope this guy fights her all the way. she deserves nothing. she ran out on him and embarassed him in front of the whole world (not to mention that when she first went missing everyone thought he killed her). he should sue her. breach of contract or some such nonsense. shes crazy. would anyone marry her now? her fifteen are about used up.
A high school girls' basketball coach was arrested on child pornography charges after detectives found homemade tapes of him having sex with an eighth-grade student in the 1990s, authorities said.
William ''Buck'' Lanham, 47, who has been coaching at Orlando Christian Prep since 2002, was arrested at the school Thursday and charged with possession of child pornography and possession of marijuana, Orange County sheriff's Sgt. Rich Mankewich said.
A phone message left for a William Lanham in Orlando was not returned and efforts to reach Lanham on Sunday were unsuccessful. Lanham is free on $25,000 bond.
A former player, now 23, told detectives in June she began a sexual relationship with Lanham when she was a 14-year-old at St. John Vianney Catholic School in the late 1990s.
ok, he broke all the rules of a successful pedophile. he made a movie and then he kept it. look DONT have sex with an eighth grader (no matter how hot she might look to you), dont film it ever and if you do destroy the tape. oh, those catholic school girls in their little outfits get you all crazy but dude, you should be beaten. your no different than a priest that does that as far as i'm concerned. put him in jail and let the other convicts decide his fate.
An 18-year-old man was struck and killed by a train as he reportedly stood on the tracks and made an obscene gesture at the train, the Kenosha Sheriff's Department said Saturday.
Andrew J. Grosenick and Keith A. Lien, 18, both of Silver Lake, were using the tracks as a short cut home around 11:30 p.m. Friday, Lien told deputies.
Authorities say they believe both men were intoxicated at the time. A train approached and both men got off the tracks, but Grosenick walked back onto the track, Lien told investigators.
play chicken with the train. maybe not his finest moment. i guess he was betting the train would swerve first. well i guess he taught that train a lesson. fuck you train, take that. i'm not sorry hes dead. the world doesnt need him adding to the gene pool. lets be honest, his gene pool is one of those two ringers you blow up....no deep end at all. more of a gene "wading" pool. the herd needs to be culled. this was a good start.
ok, get on with your tuesday. i will try myself to carry on.
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Time is on my side, no it isnt mr. hastert.....
this is right out of the baltimore sun. dennis hastert is trying to spin this faster than a maytag washer set on high. lets take this apart paragraph by paragraph. mr. hastert, welcome to the no-spin zone......misterpissed style.
WASHINGTON // A defiant House Speaker Dennis Hastert fought yesterday to hold on to his leadership post while fractures appeared among his lieutenants and a former senior aide to Rep. Mark Foley said he had repeatedly warned Hastert's top aide about Foley's inappropriate behavior toward underage pages more than two years
In an interview, Hastert said he had no thoughts of resigning, and he blamed ABC News and Democratic operatives for the mushrooming scandal that threatens his tenure as speaker and Republicans' hold on power in the House
...........of course he blamed the media and the democrats. who else is left to blame? the underaged pages?
When asked about a groundswell of discontent among the GOP's conservative base over his handling of the issue, Hastert said: "I think the base has to realize after a while, 'Who knew about it? Who knew what, when?' When the base finds out who's feeding this monster, they're not going to be happy. The people who want to see this thing blow up are ABC News and a lot of Democratic operatives, people funded by George Soros."
........well who funded the the group of swiftboat veterans who went after kerry? you think those people did it on their own? they had the backing of many rich republicans.
Hastert suggested that operatives aligned with former President Bill Clinton knew about the allegations and might have been behind the disclosures in the closing weeks before the Nov. 7 elections, but he offered no proof.
.........i sure hope clinton was the one who pulled the string on those pedophiles. as i recall the republicans spent a boatload of taxpayer money going after clinton. and what did we find out from that? that he got a knobber from a woman of consenting age. big fuckin deal. jfk used to bang marilyn monroe in the west wing all the time. what do those two presidents have in common......they didnt hit on underage boys.
"I'm sorry that the contact between Foley and the pages happened," Hastert said. "Something like this, I take the responsibility. The buck stops where I'm at. When we found out, we dealt with it immediately and the member is gone. ... We have reached out to experts to make sure that it never happens again."
.........apparently you didnt deal with it immediately. thats why this shitstorm is blowing up in your faces. had you dealt with it immediately you wouldnt look like a party that hides pedophiles to further their agenda.
Fordham's lawyer, Timothy Heaphy, said Fordham warned Hastert's chief of staff, Scott Palmer, at least two years ago about inappropriate behavior between Foley and pages. "Palmer subsequently had a meeting with Foley, and Foley mentioned it to Fordham," Heaphy said.
..........two years ago? well, i stand corrected. that is immediately. i think next spring we should all file our income tax immedaitely. see ya in 2008. by the way fordham is a lifelong republican.....registered as such since he was able to vote.
ouch!
well when you really look at it dennis hastert is really full of shit. feel free to coment on this republicans...i want to hear your spin. it should be fun
p.s.: this from rush limbaugh (famous republican shill). i told you someone would blame the page for this.....
"Maybe…Maybe the page…my original theory, maybe the page is out there engaged in some kind of chicanery…maybe the, maybe the, maybe the, maybe the pa…you know, you know kids play pranks too. Maybe the page…maybe they were…uh…uh…maybe they were laughing at Foley in the page room. Maybe Foley's making advances and maybe you know, "let's egg this guy on." I've…you know, I've done my share of pranks. So it's for that reason that I ask "why in the wor…how in world did these instant messages find their way into the public domain after such a long time."
Right. Says the man who took an illicit bottle of Viagra to a vacation spot with a thriving child sex industry. Maybe Rush knows a thing or two about ungrateful kids himself. Eh, Rush?…
WASHINGTON // A defiant House Speaker Dennis Hastert fought yesterday to hold on to his leadership post while fractures appeared among his lieutenants and a former senior aide to Rep. Mark Foley said he had repeatedly warned Hastert's top aide about Foley's inappropriate behavior toward underage pages more than two years
In an interview, Hastert said he had no thoughts of resigning, and he blamed ABC News and Democratic operatives for the mushrooming scandal that threatens his tenure as speaker and Republicans' hold on power in the House
...........of course he blamed the media and the democrats. who else is left to blame? the underaged pages?
When asked about a groundswell of discontent among the GOP's conservative base over his handling of the issue, Hastert said: "I think the base has to realize after a while, 'Who knew about it? Who knew what, when?' When the base finds out who's feeding this monster, they're not going to be happy. The people who want to see this thing blow up are ABC News and a lot of Democratic operatives, people funded by George Soros."
........well who funded the the group of swiftboat veterans who went after kerry? you think those people did it on their own? they had the backing of many rich republicans.
Hastert suggested that operatives aligned with former President Bill Clinton knew about the allegations and might have been behind the disclosures in the closing weeks before the Nov. 7 elections, but he offered no proof.
.........i sure hope clinton was the one who pulled the string on those pedophiles. as i recall the republicans spent a boatload of taxpayer money going after clinton. and what did we find out from that? that he got a knobber from a woman of consenting age. big fuckin deal. jfk used to bang marilyn monroe in the west wing all the time. what do those two presidents have in common......they didnt hit on underage boys.
"I'm sorry that the contact between Foley and the pages happened," Hastert said. "Something like this, I take the responsibility. The buck stops where I'm at. When we found out, we dealt with it immediately and the member is gone. ... We have reached out to experts to make sure that it never happens again."
.........apparently you didnt deal with it immediately. thats why this shitstorm is blowing up in your faces. had you dealt with it immediately you wouldnt look like a party that hides pedophiles to further their agenda.
Fordham's lawyer, Timothy Heaphy, said Fordham warned Hastert's chief of staff, Scott Palmer, at least two years ago about inappropriate behavior between Foley and pages. "Palmer subsequently had a meeting with Foley, and Foley mentioned it to Fordham," Heaphy said.
..........two years ago? well, i stand corrected. that is immediately. i think next spring we should all file our income tax immedaitely. see ya in 2008. by the way fordham is a lifelong republican.....registered as such since he was able to vote.
ouch!
well when you really look at it dennis hastert is really full of shit. feel free to coment on this republicans...i want to hear your spin. it should be fun
p.s.: this from rush limbaugh (famous republican shill). i told you someone would blame the page for this.....
"Maybe…Maybe the page…my original theory, maybe the page is out there engaged in some kind of chicanery…maybe the, maybe the, maybe the, maybe the pa…you know, you know kids play pranks too. Maybe the page…maybe they were…uh…uh…maybe they were laughing at Foley in the page room. Maybe Foley's making advances and maybe you know, "let's egg this guy on." I've…you know, I've done my share of pranks. So it's for that reason that I ask "why in the wor…how in world did these instant messages find their way into the public domain after such a long time."
Right. Says the man who took an illicit bottle of Viagra to a vacation spot with a thriving child sex industry. Maybe Rush knows a thing or two about ungrateful kids himself. Eh, Rush?…
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Alcoholism? so thats what we are calling it now....
Former Representative Mark Foley of Florida has checked himself into a rehabilitation facility for alcoholism treatment, as Republican leaders in Florida and Washington spent the day trying to contain the political damage of reports that the congressman engaged in sexually explicit communications with Congressional pages.
this is great stuff. i love this guy (and i dont love a lot of republicans). i only hope he would run again. shit, i would move to florida to vote for him. to quote a comedian ....hes the rosetta stone of comedy. lets do the timeline on this nutcase....
1. he runs for congress. he doesnt tell anyone hes gay. he denies being gay despite rumors. he quits one race entirely because of the whole gay thing. finally hes voted in...
2. while in congress he rails against people who prey on underage children. hes a shill for the republican party. he seems almost too good to be true (he is)...
3. hes hitting on teenage pages using text messages. those kids didnt erase them (would you). hes warned by other republicans about this while they gently sweep it under the carpet. fortunately the shitstorm gets too big and....
4. he resigns. the republicans who were trying to cover this up got tired of sweeping and unceremoniously throw him under the bus. talk of the fbi getting involved and of charges spin him right into rehab where he.....
5. blames alcoholism. i guess alcohol makes you hit on underage boys. i've been drunk and i never did that. this doesnt seem to work for him. as a matter of fact everyone laughs even harder at him. he needs to pull out the big gun so he......
6. says he was molested as a child by someone in the clergy. ok , so now we have a gay republican pedophile whos turning on religion. this should really help the party this fall.
i'm almost afraid to post this because he will do or say something so funny in the time it takes for this to upload. this story just keeps getting better and better.
well enjoy your thursday and no matter what remember that your day is going better than mark foleys.
ps:
"In a radio interview with 700 WLW radio in Cincinnati, House Majority Leader John Boehner (R-OH) placed responsibility for the Foley matter not being handled properly on House Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-IL).
"I believe I talked to the Speaker and he told me it had been taken care of," said Boehner. "And, and, and my position is it's in his corner, it's his responsibility. The Clerk of the House who runs the page program, the Page Board—all report to the Speaker. And I believe it had been dealt with.""
i told you things happen so fast a had to add this blurb 5 minutes after posting.
this is great stuff. i love this guy (and i dont love a lot of republicans). i only hope he would run again. shit, i would move to florida to vote for him. to quote a comedian ....hes the rosetta stone of comedy. lets do the timeline on this nutcase....
1. he runs for congress. he doesnt tell anyone hes gay. he denies being gay despite rumors. he quits one race entirely because of the whole gay thing. finally hes voted in...
2. while in congress he rails against people who prey on underage children. hes a shill for the republican party. he seems almost too good to be true (he is)...
3. hes hitting on teenage pages using text messages. those kids didnt erase them (would you). hes warned by other republicans about this while they gently sweep it under the carpet. fortunately the shitstorm gets too big and....
4. he resigns. the republicans who were trying to cover this up got tired of sweeping and unceremoniously throw him under the bus. talk of the fbi getting involved and of charges spin him right into rehab where he.....
5. blames alcoholism. i guess alcohol makes you hit on underage boys. i've been drunk and i never did that. this doesnt seem to work for him. as a matter of fact everyone laughs even harder at him. he needs to pull out the big gun so he......
6. says he was molested as a child by someone in the clergy. ok , so now we have a gay republican pedophile whos turning on religion. this should really help the party this fall.
i'm almost afraid to post this because he will do or say something so funny in the time it takes for this to upload. this story just keeps getting better and better.
well enjoy your thursday and no matter what remember that your day is going better than mark foleys.
ps:
"In a radio interview with 700 WLW radio in Cincinnati, House Majority Leader John Boehner (R-OH) placed responsibility for the Foley matter not being handled properly on House Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-IL).
"I believe I talked to the Speaker and he told me it had been taken care of," said Boehner. "And, and, and my position is it's in his corner, it's his responsibility. The Clerk of the House who runs the page program, the Page Board—all report to the Speaker. And I believe it had been dealt with.""
i told you things happen so fast a had to add this blurb 5 minutes after posting.
Monday, October 02, 2006
What the hell is going on.......
Harry Potter creator JK Rowling has been voted the author Americans most want to ban from libraries over fears that her books promote witchcraft.
The American Library Association (ALA), who compiled the list for their Banned Book Week, said there were more than 3,000 attempts to remove the books from libraries and schools between 2000 and 2005.
The ALA said some of the main reasons cited for protesters trying to get controversial books removed from circulation were sexually explicit material, having an occult theme or offensive language.
Other complaints highlighted books with violent content or promoting homosexuality or a religious viewpoint.
Other authors on the list include John Steinbeck, for racism, violent language and sexism in Of Mice and Men, Harper Lee for To Kill a Mocking-Bird and William Golding for Lord of the Flies.
Rowling said: "As this puts me in the company of Harper Lee, Mark Twain, JD Salinger, William Golding, John Steinbeck and other writers I revere, I take my annual inclusion on the list as a great honour."
An ALA spokesman said: "Banned Books Week celebrates the freedom to express one's opinion, even if it is considered unorthodox or unpopular and it stresses the importance of ensuring others have access to those viewpoints."
what the hell america. banning books? americans should never even speak of such a thing....ever. whats next? putting ugly people in camps. this country is getting dangerously close to nazi germany. our biggest national export is now intolerance. your book doesnt agree with my point of view...then it should be banned. why dont you try doing like the catholic church....dont like the book, buy up the publishing rights and bury it. it seems to have worked for the vatican and if anyone knows repression its the vatican. all of you people who hate are pikers compared to them. they've been hating for centuries. they've perfected it to an art form. oh well, lets ban some books right now...i'd like to start with the koran,the torah and the bible for starters. then we can move on to james bond (he promotes spying) curious george (a talking monkey , how ridiculous, probably from satan) dr suess (one fish , two fish, red fish, blue fish....discriminates against people who dont have access to tropicals) all the little house on the prarie books (lesbianism.......oh shit , sorry , i meant nancy drew) well you get my point.
enjoy your monday. keep telling yourself you love your job.
The American Library Association (ALA), who compiled the list for their Banned Book Week, said there were more than 3,000 attempts to remove the books from libraries and schools between 2000 and 2005.
The ALA said some of the main reasons cited for protesters trying to get controversial books removed from circulation were sexually explicit material, having an occult theme or offensive language.
Other complaints highlighted books with violent content or promoting homosexuality or a religious viewpoint.
Other authors on the list include John Steinbeck, for racism, violent language and sexism in Of Mice and Men, Harper Lee for To Kill a Mocking-Bird and William Golding for Lord of the Flies.
Rowling said: "As this puts me in the company of Harper Lee, Mark Twain, JD Salinger, William Golding, John Steinbeck and other writers I revere, I take my annual inclusion on the list as a great honour."
An ALA spokesman said: "Banned Books Week celebrates the freedom to express one's opinion, even if it is considered unorthodox or unpopular and it stresses the importance of ensuring others have access to those viewpoints."
what the hell america. banning books? americans should never even speak of such a thing....ever. whats next? putting ugly people in camps. this country is getting dangerously close to nazi germany. our biggest national export is now intolerance. your book doesnt agree with my point of view...then it should be banned. why dont you try doing like the catholic church....dont like the book, buy up the publishing rights and bury it. it seems to have worked for the vatican and if anyone knows repression its the vatican. all of you people who hate are pikers compared to them. they've been hating for centuries. they've perfected it to an art form. oh well, lets ban some books right now...i'd like to start with the koran,the torah and the bible for starters. then we can move on to james bond (he promotes spying) curious george (a talking monkey , how ridiculous, probably from satan) dr suess (one fish , two fish, red fish, blue fish....discriminates against people who dont have access to tropicals) all the little house on the prarie books (lesbianism.......oh shit , sorry , i meant nancy drew) well you get my point.
enjoy your monday. keep telling yourself you love your job.
Thursday, September 28, 2006
And now in some vatican news.......
those crazy guys at the vatican are at it again. they blame extremists for giving religion a bad name. they dislike the fact that extremists are using their faith as a pretext for attacks. first let me start with the fact that extremists are vastican speak for muslims. sure they may be beating around the bush but i can see it. those crazy muslims , killing nuns, burning churches....etc. why do they have to tarnish religion with their acts. cant they be like the vatican and just abuse children and gays and abortion doctors and jews.....etc. that has worked for centuries for the vatican. whats wrong with the old tried and true ideas. dont reinvent the wheel muslims. isnt it better to go to third world nations and tell uneducated people that make six bucks a year to have twenty kids than all this war. they should meet with the pope.....who better to explain concentration camps than a man who worked in them. learn from the best is my motto.
those crazy guys also just excommunicated an african archbishop for thoughts unbecoming the church. see he thinks priests should be allowed to marry. see you used to have married priests but they became so corrupt by passing the job and church property on to their kids and seeling church property that the church banned priests being married around the 14th century. see rather than drum them out as should happen the church made so rules and left them in place (sounds familiar doesnt it). seems the vatican is saying that he was excommunicated because he was "spreading division and confusion among the faithful" and he was guilty of "irregularity and of progressively open rupture of communion with the church". god forbid he act progressively. he should just go back and tell his dirt poor, aids ridden, starving congregation that their lot in life is gods will....now have some more catholics.....er ...i mean kids.
i know i have said this before. there is a very thin line between muslim extremists and christian extremists. killing a nun because you dont agree with her religion is awfully close to shooting an abortion doctor because of his occupation. maybe religion is getting a bad name, not because of muslims (though they have alot to do with it), but with the hypocrisy of all religions. if you are going to preach peace and tolerance then you cant kill people who dont follow your beliefs completely. you cant be intolerant to people who dont completely agree with the lifestyle you preach. you cant have it both ways. your either loving and acceptant to others no matter if they believe what you do or not or your just like those bad muslims we see on tv.
let me know what you folks think. otherwise enjoy your thursday.
those crazy guys also just excommunicated an african archbishop for thoughts unbecoming the church. see he thinks priests should be allowed to marry. see you used to have married priests but they became so corrupt by passing the job and church property on to their kids and seeling church property that the church banned priests being married around the 14th century. see rather than drum them out as should happen the church made so rules and left them in place (sounds familiar doesnt it). seems the vatican is saying that he was excommunicated because he was "spreading division and confusion among the faithful" and he was guilty of "irregularity and of progressively open rupture of communion with the church". god forbid he act progressively. he should just go back and tell his dirt poor, aids ridden, starving congregation that their lot in life is gods will....now have some more catholics.....er ...i mean kids.
i know i have said this before. there is a very thin line between muslim extremists and christian extremists. killing a nun because you dont agree with her religion is awfully close to shooting an abortion doctor because of his occupation. maybe religion is getting a bad name, not because of muslims (though they have alot to do with it), but with the hypocrisy of all religions. if you are going to preach peace and tolerance then you cant kill people who dont follow your beliefs completely. you cant be intolerant to people who dont completely agree with the lifestyle you preach. you cant have it both ways. your either loving and acceptant to others no matter if they believe what you do or not or your just like those bad muslims we see on tv.
let me know what you folks think. otherwise enjoy your thursday.
Thursday, September 21, 2006
A baby?........oh no you dont.......
SALEM, New Hampshire (AP) -- A Maine couple accused of tying up their 19-year-old daughter, throwing her in their car and driving her out of state to get an abortion were upset because the baby's father is black, a Maine sheriff said Tuesday.
Katelyn Kampf, who is white, told Cumberland County Sheriff Mark Dion that her mother "was pretty irate at the fact that the child's father was black, and she had made a number of disparaging remarks about that," he said.
The parents were arraigned Monday on kidnapping charges. The judge set bail at $100,000 each and ordered the Kampfs to have no contact with their daughter.
Katelyn Kampf said her mother "kept referring to the baby as a thing, as 'It,' and there were other comments made," he said.
The boyfriend, 22-year-old Reme Johnson, last week began serving a 6-month sentence for theft at the Androscoggin County Jail in Auburn, Maine. He also has previous felony convictions for burglary and receiving stolen property, the Portland Press Herald reported.
"oh honey, your having a baby, thats wonderful news. what? you say the father is a darkie. lets go for a ride". nice parents. i guess this kid shouldnt expect much on birthdays and christmas for pappy and nana. isnt it funny that the parents knew right where to go. you think they might have given this idea some thought before she told them. they keep refering to the baby as "the thing" and "it"....well wait until she names the child something like lakeisha or tre'. oh the shame they must feel because their daughter had sex with the one black man in maine. ok, the joke is that hes in jail but still. sure the guys a robber but in his defense he has another mouth to feed now and diapers aint cheap. that might be how they met...in a home invasion. imagine how hard it is to get a lineup of six black men in maine.
oh well folks, i hope you find this little story amusing. if not....too damn bad. this may not be the blog for you. enjoy your thursday.
Katelyn Kampf, who is white, told Cumberland County Sheriff Mark Dion that her mother "was pretty irate at the fact that the child's father was black, and she had made a number of disparaging remarks about that," he said.
The parents were arraigned Monday on kidnapping charges. The judge set bail at $100,000 each and ordered the Kampfs to have no contact with their daughter.
Katelyn Kampf said her mother "kept referring to the baby as a thing, as 'It,' and there were other comments made," he said.
The boyfriend, 22-year-old Reme Johnson, last week began serving a 6-month sentence for theft at the Androscoggin County Jail in Auburn, Maine. He also has previous felony convictions for burglary and receiving stolen property, the Portland Press Herald reported.
"oh honey, your having a baby, thats wonderful news. what? you say the father is a darkie. lets go for a ride". nice parents. i guess this kid shouldnt expect much on birthdays and christmas for pappy and nana. isnt it funny that the parents knew right where to go. you think they might have given this idea some thought before she told them. they keep refering to the baby as "the thing" and "it"....well wait until she names the child something like lakeisha or tre'. oh the shame they must feel because their daughter had sex with the one black man in maine. ok, the joke is that hes in jail but still. sure the guys a robber but in his defense he has another mouth to feed now and diapers aint cheap. that might be how they met...in a home invasion. imagine how hard it is to get a lineup of six black men in maine.
oh well folks, i hope you find this little story amusing. if not....too damn bad. this may not be the blog for you. enjoy your thursday.
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Mohammed is a doodyhead........
A notorious Muslim extremist told a demonstration in London yesterday that the Pope should face execution. Anjem Choudary said those who insulted Islam would be "subject to capital punishment". The pontiff yesterday apologised for causing offence during a lecture last week. Quoting a medieval emperor, his words were taken to mean that he called the prophet Mohammed "evil and inhuman".
He insisted he was "deeply sorry" but his humbling words did not go far enough to silence all his critics or quell the violence and anger he has triggered. A nun was shot dead in Somalia by Islamic gunmen and churches came under attack in Palestine.
The 39-year-old lawyer organised demonstrations against the publication of cartoons of Mohammed in February in Denmark. Protesters carried placards declaring "Behead Those Who Insult Islam".
Yesterday he said: "The Muslims take their religion very seriously and non-Muslims must appreciate that and that must also understand that there may be serious consequences if you insult Islam and the prophet.
"Whoever insults the message of Mohammed is going to be subject to capital punishment."
He added: "I am here have a peaceful demonstration. But there may be people in Italy or other parts of the world who would carry that out.
"I think that warning needs to be understood by all people who want to insult Islam and want to insult the prophet of Islam."
let me start by saying "fuck mohammed". that being said these people are truly ridiculous. sure the pope is a dope (and a nazi if i remember my history) and of course at this time he probably shouldnt have said anything but what he said was a quote from the king of constantinople (or some other jerkoff from history) who used the muslims as an example of mot being able to forward your beliefs (ie: your religion) by the sword. you cant force people to believe in your god. it makes sense when you think about it but these muslims arent into sensible things. in a wonderful quote let me say...."let me splain, no that would take too long, let me sum up"
pope....."violence is bad"
muslims....."take that back or i'll kill you"
as much as i hate to say it nukes seem like the only thing thats going to straighten those folks out. the muslims can slander anything and anyone they want but say one word about their precious mohammed and BANG they want you dead. well screw them.
ok now enjoy your tuesday. i encourage all my muslim readers to comment.
He insisted he was "deeply sorry" but his humbling words did not go far enough to silence all his critics or quell the violence and anger he has triggered. A nun was shot dead in Somalia by Islamic gunmen and churches came under attack in Palestine.
The 39-year-old lawyer organised demonstrations against the publication of cartoons of Mohammed in February in Denmark. Protesters carried placards declaring "Behead Those Who Insult Islam".
Yesterday he said: "The Muslims take their religion very seriously and non-Muslims must appreciate that and that must also understand that there may be serious consequences if you insult Islam and the prophet.
"Whoever insults the message of Mohammed is going to be subject to capital punishment."
He added: "I am here have a peaceful demonstration. But there may be people in Italy or other parts of the world who would carry that out.
"I think that warning needs to be understood by all people who want to insult Islam and want to insult the prophet of Islam."
let me start by saying "fuck mohammed". that being said these people are truly ridiculous. sure the pope is a dope (and a nazi if i remember my history) and of course at this time he probably shouldnt have said anything but what he said was a quote from the king of constantinople (or some other jerkoff from history) who used the muslims as an example of mot being able to forward your beliefs (ie: your religion) by the sword. you cant force people to believe in your god. it makes sense when you think about it but these muslims arent into sensible things. in a wonderful quote let me say...."let me splain, no that would take too long, let me sum up"
pope....."violence is bad"
muslims....."take that back or i'll kill you"
as much as i hate to say it nukes seem like the only thing thats going to straighten those folks out. the muslims can slander anything and anyone they want but say one word about their precious mohammed and BANG they want you dead. well screw them.
ok now enjoy your tuesday. i encourage all my muslim readers to comment.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
When gods words get twisted...........
well it seems a presbyterian minister in pittsburgh might be in some trouble. it seems she (at least give the presbys some credit for letting women have the good jobs) married a gay couple. i support gay marriage as long as both chicks are hot. she may get bounced out for this terrible travesty of church law. cmon if god really wanted gays to be treated right he would of said something to the effect of "everyone was created in my own image" or "do unto others as you would have them do unto you". oh......you say he did say those things....well....wow , that kind of puts organized religions in a bit of a pickle. seems they can quote old testament at some times and new testament at others and if the two disagree then they can pick the one the supports their thoughts at that time. dont fret though they reserve the right to use the other thought later if it supports what they are saying then. let me explain this again for everyone...god doesnt care if your gay. all god really says is you should praise him. its organized religion that cares if your gay and only for one reason......it cuts down on money for them. see gays dont have kids ergo they dont make new parishioners ie: less parishioners = less cash. its not e=mc2 but it does explain the mistreatment of gays by organized religion. i still fine in inexplicable why the catholic church hates women though i have my ideas there too. i'm sure if you could ask god right now how he feels he would really feel great how so called religious groups mistreat some of his creations.
mull that over kids and let me know how you feel. otherwise have a good thursday.
mull that over kids and let me know how you feel. otherwise have a good thursday.
Monday, September 11, 2006
Remembering.................
ok, so today is the five year anniversary of 9-11. as you can tell from my blog i'm given to deep introspective thought. a couple thoughts i will share with you .....
of course its the fifth anniversary. my son is starting fifth grade and that happened on his second or third day of school. i left work early because i work in downtown pittsburgh and they were talking about closing the bridges and i didnt want to be stuck on that side of the river. i talked to my wife and she said i should go pick him up from school. ok, we overreacted but nobody knew what was going on and things were crazy that day. i remember looking at him and feeling sorry for him because his world really changed that day. i tried to explain to him what was going on but how do explain insanity to a six year old.
i know i'm going to be pounded with memorial shows today but i really dont need that to remember. i remember. sometimes all too well. these shows dont make me want peace they piss me off. i find myself hating muslims for this. all of this nonsense done over religion. how ridiculous is that. i know there are good muslims....dont go crazy but i can assure you that the muslims in this country know that they are greatly outnumbered....so of course they want to get along but if the odds were different they would be just as intolerant as their kin in the mideast. i'm very tired of people killing other people because a made up god from a made up religion told them too. no offense, i want peace but if comes down to me or muslims then they gotta go. this goes for fundamentalist christians too.
this will define a generation. just as the civil war, the stock market crashing, the world wars and jfk being shot did. the picture of the fireman raising a flag at ground zero are as ingrained in my head as the photo of men raising a flag at iwo jima or some guy bending a broad over and kissing her in times square were to my parents and grandparents. what really defines this generation though is the feeling that nothing will ever be resolved. i dont feel any safer than i did on that day. i feel that this administrations lack of intelligence (mostly the lack of intelligence shown by our president) will keep this war on terror going forever.
well that just some loose thoughts running around my overly tight head. lets just get through this day.
of course its the fifth anniversary. my son is starting fifth grade and that happened on his second or third day of school. i left work early because i work in downtown pittsburgh and they were talking about closing the bridges and i didnt want to be stuck on that side of the river. i talked to my wife and she said i should go pick him up from school. ok, we overreacted but nobody knew what was going on and things were crazy that day. i remember looking at him and feeling sorry for him because his world really changed that day. i tried to explain to him what was going on but how do explain insanity to a six year old.
i know i'm going to be pounded with memorial shows today but i really dont need that to remember. i remember. sometimes all too well. these shows dont make me want peace they piss me off. i find myself hating muslims for this. all of this nonsense done over religion. how ridiculous is that. i know there are good muslims....dont go crazy but i can assure you that the muslims in this country know that they are greatly outnumbered....so of course they want to get along but if the odds were different they would be just as intolerant as their kin in the mideast. i'm very tired of people killing other people because a made up god from a made up religion told them too. no offense, i want peace but if comes down to me or muslims then they gotta go. this goes for fundamentalist christians too.
this will define a generation. just as the civil war, the stock market crashing, the world wars and jfk being shot did. the picture of the fireman raising a flag at ground zero are as ingrained in my head as the photo of men raising a flag at iwo jima or some guy bending a broad over and kissing her in times square were to my parents and grandparents. what really defines this generation though is the feeling that nothing will ever be resolved. i dont feel any safer than i did on that day. i feel that this administrations lack of intelligence (mostly the lack of intelligence shown by our president) will keep this war on terror going forever.
well that just some loose thoughts running around my overly tight head. lets just get through this day.
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Imagine me doing this job.......
One of the world's most famous scientists is looking for an assistant.
Stephen Hawking, Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University, wants a graduate student to help him prepare lectures and assist with scientific papers.
The university is offering a salary of up to £23,457 to the right candidate, who would be based in the Department of Applied Mathematics and Theoretical Physics.
Professor Hawking, 64, was diagnosed with the crippling muscle-wasting condition motor neurone disease at the age of 22.
He is wheelchair-bound and speaks with the aid of a computer and synthesiser.
One of the job requirements is being responsible for "maintaining and improving" this computer system and other pieces of support equipment.
The job advertisement says: "You would help him to prepare and deliver seminars and public lectures and assist with scientific papers.
"You would also accompany Professor Hawking on his many travels and assist other members of the group.
"Flexibility, stamina and a confident and caring personality, together with a valid driving licence, are essential for this demanding job."
Professor Hawking, a best-selling author, mathematician, cosmologist and leading theoretical physicist - who has twice guest-starred in TV comedy The Simpsons - was diagnosed with motor neurone disease in the 1960s.
He obtained a first class honours degree in physics at University College, Oxford, and then went on to Cambridge to conduct research in cosmology.
He became famous with the publication of his book A Brief History Of Time in the late 1980s.
imagine , if you will, what the help wanted ad for this job must read like.
wanted: grad student to assist world famous scientist and author with preparing lectures and and assist with scientific papers. this is the opportunity of a lifetime to work with one of the greatest minds in history. job pays L23,457 to the lucky qualified candidate. flexibility, stamina and a confident and caring personality together with a valid drivers license are essential for this demanding job. also the ability to change a tire on short notice.
i'd apply but this guy couldnt poosibly fire me fast enough. i'd be talking through his voice box device. i'd put him to bed and use his chair. i'd fill his computer with bad internet porn. in short i'd be his worst nightmare. ok, we would be each others worst nightmare. this job though must be one of the greatest jobs ever for someone in that field. imagine talking to him all day. sucking up all the ideas that must come rattling out of his head.
enjoy your wednesday everyone
Stephen Hawking, Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University, wants a graduate student to help him prepare lectures and assist with scientific papers.
The university is offering a salary of up to £23,457 to the right candidate, who would be based in the Department of Applied Mathematics and Theoretical Physics.
Professor Hawking, 64, was diagnosed with the crippling muscle-wasting condition motor neurone disease at the age of 22.
He is wheelchair-bound and speaks with the aid of a computer and synthesiser.
One of the job requirements is being responsible for "maintaining and improving" this computer system and other pieces of support equipment.
The job advertisement says: "You would help him to prepare and deliver seminars and public lectures and assist with scientific papers.
"You would also accompany Professor Hawking on his many travels and assist other members of the group.
"Flexibility, stamina and a confident and caring personality, together with a valid driving licence, are essential for this demanding job."
Professor Hawking, a best-selling author, mathematician, cosmologist and leading theoretical physicist - who has twice guest-starred in TV comedy The Simpsons - was diagnosed with motor neurone disease in the 1960s.
He obtained a first class honours degree in physics at University College, Oxford, and then went on to Cambridge to conduct research in cosmology.
He became famous with the publication of his book A Brief History Of Time in the late 1980s.
imagine , if you will, what the help wanted ad for this job must read like.
wanted: grad student to assist world famous scientist and author with preparing lectures and and assist with scientific papers. this is the opportunity of a lifetime to work with one of the greatest minds in history. job pays L23,457 to the lucky qualified candidate. flexibility, stamina and a confident and caring personality together with a valid drivers license are essential for this demanding job. also the ability to change a tire on short notice.
i'd apply but this guy couldnt poosibly fire me fast enough. i'd be talking through his voice box device. i'd put him to bed and use his chair. i'd fill his computer with bad internet porn. in short i'd be his worst nightmare. ok, we would be each others worst nightmare. this job though must be one of the greatest jobs ever for someone in that field. imagine talking to him all day. sucking up all the ideas that must come rattling out of his head.
enjoy your wednesday everyone
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Bye bye croc hunter...............
so i wake up monday and turn on the tv in my bedroom and the news hits me with the fact that steve irwin is dead. it took a minute to sink in but then i remembered the croc hunter. one of only two celebrities from down under (you figure out the other). my wife immediately turned to me and said "you called that one honey". thats right folks ... i saw that one coming. this guy had no respect for animals at all. they are called wild animals for a reason.......they are wild. the are skittish and unpredictable. he didnt care though. he would kiss the snake right on the lips. he nuzzled up to the croc. he had it coming. i didnt see his show alot...ok i saw it once and he was bit by snakes maybe...ten times during the show. i thought then that that might be the most irresponsible animal show ever. that show did two things. it either showed kids that snake bites were cool and wouldnt hurt you or it traumatized kids. he didnt teach kids to respect animals. he wasnt a teacher in any manner..he was a showman. he should have been doing this act in the circus instead of tv. i find that the news agencies are showing his video where he was taunting a croc with his new born baby to say it all about him.
lessons learned today:
1. wild animals are wild. they do unpredictable things. they will kill you.
2. dont mess with animals you know nothing about.
3. respect animals...even tame house pets.
cya steve. glad your gone. what a hit to australia though. they lost half of their stars. a nuclear bomb could go off inb hollywood and we would still have more stars then they do. oh well, enjoy your tuesday. i know i will.
lessons learned today:
1. wild animals are wild. they do unpredictable things. they will kill you.
2. dont mess with animals you know nothing about.
3. respect animals...even tame house pets.
cya steve. glad your gone. what a hit to australia though. they lost half of their stars. a nuclear bomb could go off inb hollywood and we would still have more stars then they do. oh well, enjoy your tuesday. i know i will.
Friday, August 25, 2006
Random thoughts............
pluto will always be a planet to me. i grew up knowing that there was nine planets and i'm not going to change because some eggheads dont like the size of the ninth. planet, dwarf planet, asteroid....who cares. why dont the scientists get together and cure cancer. the world isnt as bad as we think when this is the burning question of the day. and isnt this just like bullies....always picking on the smallest one. that little planet has heart. well to hell with them lets all get together and just keep refering to the solar system (which is still the best solar system and to say otherwise would be anti american) as having nine planets. lets not lose pluto.
debra lafave is going to be interviewed by matt lauer. you might remember her as the incredibly hot teacher who slept with an underage student. i cant think of too many teachers i would have liked to sleep with but she would have been one. this kid wasnt traumatized...hes still bragging about tapping her. you just know matt lauer will screw this up. he wont ask good questions. let me interview this broad and we would get a great story.
john mark karr (how come all these psychos have three names) says hes a "sex freak". i dont know if he killed jon benet but i know one thing.....hes guilty of something. he has that look about him. lets just fry him up quick and get past this. hes getting his fifteen minutes and thats more than he deserves.
in louisiana a bus driver made black students sit on the back of the bus while he reserved the choice front seats for white kids. this understandably upset some people. let me now explain the only times that racism is ok. blacks cant swim. i only had to watch joe frazier try to swim during a superstars competition in 1973 to realize that. stick to running and jumping. white kids shouldnt rap. millions try and only one is good...eminem. vanilla ice , k-fed......they suck. you know it, i know it, now everyone knows it. pull your pants up, turn your ball cap around and stop rapping. the world will be a better place.
ok, i need to start working now. have a good weekend everyone. hey, and while your here...leave a message. i like to hear from everyone.
debra lafave is going to be interviewed by matt lauer. you might remember her as the incredibly hot teacher who slept with an underage student. i cant think of too many teachers i would have liked to sleep with but she would have been one. this kid wasnt traumatized...hes still bragging about tapping her. you just know matt lauer will screw this up. he wont ask good questions. let me interview this broad and we would get a great story.
john mark karr (how come all these psychos have three names) says hes a "sex freak". i dont know if he killed jon benet but i know one thing.....hes guilty of something. he has that look about him. lets just fry him up quick and get past this. hes getting his fifteen minutes and thats more than he deserves.
in louisiana a bus driver made black students sit on the back of the bus while he reserved the choice front seats for white kids. this understandably upset some people. let me now explain the only times that racism is ok. blacks cant swim. i only had to watch joe frazier try to swim during a superstars competition in 1973 to realize that. stick to running and jumping. white kids shouldnt rap. millions try and only one is good...eminem. vanilla ice , k-fed......they suck. you know it, i know it, now everyone knows it. pull your pants up, turn your ball cap around and stop rapping. the world will be a better place.
ok, i need to start working now. have a good weekend everyone. hey, and while your here...leave a message. i like to hear from everyone.
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