Thursday, March 15, 2007

Man of the year........


Ricky Lackey has six children on the way.
Don't call them sextuplets - they're each with different women.
When Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Melba Marsh asked Lackey during sentencing Friday on a charge of attempted theft how many children he had, the 25-year-old said, "None, but I have six on the way."
A stunned Marsh tried to clarify. "Are you marrying a woman with six children?" she asked.
"No, I be concubining," he said.
Prosecutors said Lackey is the expectant father of six children with six different women. The women all are expected to deliver in August, September and October.
Lackey's lawyer, Stephen Wenke, stopped his client from saying more.
Marsh said she wasn't sure how to respond, so she let the issue drop since it wasn't relevant to the proceedings.
ricky, you the man. all we need now is a picture of the six stupidest women on the planet. any bets on him being involved in the lives of those children? him being involved in their welfare? him taking care of them financially? ricky told the court that he is on the cusp of a 2 million dollar record deal. he was in court because he defrauded a bank by placing empty envelopes in the atm and the withdrawing cash on those amounts. this doesnt sound like the actions of a music producer on the cusp of a big record deal. i do hope that if he gets the money he spends some on a vasectomy.
this may be the quote of the year..........A stunned Marsh tried to clarify. "Are you marrying a woman with six children?" she asked.
"No, I be concubining," he said. i be concubining.......i just love it. i may start using that myself.
what a way to start a rainy thursday in the burg.

3 comments:

Judith said...

this sounds like a solid arguement for male sterilisation if ever there was and they guy looks like hes had a labotomy already.

curmudgeon said...

Dumb fuck. 1 woman is sometimes too many.

Gina said...

" I be concubining"....wow....I have to add this to my list of new great phrases I learned this week......and here I thought "embrace the suck" was cheeky.

gk