a friend of mine was at a party on st patricks day and there was a gentleman from ireland there. no my buddy didnt try to find his pot 'o ' gold. they got into a drunken conversation and he told my buddy this story. the irishman swears he overheard this.....
an irish woman is at an outdoor market full of tourists and gives her child, who is acting up, a good whack. a german tourist approaches her and hilarity ensues.....
german tourist: you know, in germany we dont spank hit our children.
irish woman: well in ireland we dont gas our jews.
touche'. its short , sweet and right to the point. i'd love to hang with that woman with a couple of pints of guiness in her and a soccer game on the tv at the pub. i can only imagine the trouble she could get you into.
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BWAH!!
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