Tuesday, August 01, 2006

I'm so smart........

two years ago i mentioned that mel gibson was , just maybe, an anti-semite. people got mad at me. they told me he was just devout in his faith. they told me he wasnt like his father. well look how right i was. seems mel really is an antisemitic jackass afterall. apparently the acorn doesnt fall far from the tree. in this case mels dad (who seems to be an adolph hitler jr.) probably read mein kampe to mel as a child. and please dont even try to bring up that its the jack daniels talking....thats a bullshit excuse. in vino veritas. liquor doesnt bring out your problems...it magnifies them. like him or not mel gibson is just another racist piece of shit.

the pittsburgh nine (also known as the pirates) have once again been sellers at the trading deadline instead of buyers. thirteen losing seasons in a row will do that to you. the trades have turned this team from a really bad team to a .....well, really bad team. nothing has changed. the owners are making some bread from this pathetic team and really dont care to spend enough to make it a winner. what a waste of the finest baseball park in the game. the best thing people in pittsburgh can do is to quit going to the games and maybe the owners will get the message.

we also ordained eight women as priests here in the burg. the catholic church is up in arms. they say that christ didnt want women to be priests. who knows what christ wanted. the church has screwed around with the bible so much that it only states what they want it to say. this is a case of the old boys wanting to keep women out of the club which really doesnt make sense considering the shortage of priests. i still cant understand why any woman with a brain would go within thirty feet of a catholic church. its apparent that they dont like women. hell the bible blames everything on women. lets just hope that the catholic church runs out of priests and just dries up and blows away.

happy tuesday everyone. i'll leave the mideast for the next post.

5 comments:

BAC said...

WOW! A quote in LATIN I'm truly impressed. Good blog! What church ordanied the women?

shoes said...

just some rogue catholics. now that i think about it why wasnt i invited

Anonymous said...

Too bad that Mel Gibson didn't say that the Catholics were responsible for the wars... if he did he would probably be praised. Well, he's now in line for crucifixion --

BAC said...

Do these rogue catholics have churches of their own?

curmudgeon said...

At least there's a somewhat smaller chance of them butt-fucking little boys.